http://idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html


[old]er than stone underpants, but it still makes me smile . . .

10/10/2010 10:19:30 AM

he won't shake paws...and he won't attack the cat

10/10/2010 10:27:48 AM

he doesn't logjam either

10/10/2010 11:30:13 AM

he won't shit
he won't pee
he won't run away
he won't fart



this dog is a failure.

10/10/2010 11:34:31 AM

Quote :

"he won't shake paws"

just say "shake"

10/10/2010 5:49:50 PM

10/10/2010 5:55:23 PM

he doesnt fetch beer...worthless dog

10/10/2010 5:55:56 PM

won't "attack" either

10/10/2010 6:00:07 PM

Won't lick peanut butter of my balls.

10/10/2010 6:07:16 PM

http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html

this has all the commands if you want to cheat
http://www.enotes.com/topic/The_Subservient_Chicken

also, this guitar guy
http://www.submissivedimitri.com/

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM. Reason : meh]

10/10/2010 6:12:37 PM

i read this as idiotdogtricks.com

10/10/2010 9:49:21 PM

awww, type "kiss"







(I <3 dogs )

10/11/2010 9:48:58 PM

what kind of dog is that?

10/11/2010 9:51:17 PM

the cute kind

10/11/2010 9:51:44 PM

^^ Yorkshire Terrier. They're essentially worthless for any sort of work function, but they're absolutely adorable, fairly intelligent and very well mannered.

10/11/2010 10:14:43 PM

so would it be totally gay if i wanted to get one? I don't need a working dog, just something to keep me company.

10/11/2010 10:25:30 PM

I'm pretty sure your dog does not determine your sexuality, you should be safe. (That being said, the way you dress your dog definitely does provide hints.)

10/12/2010 3:46:12 PM

he didn't poop on the carpet

10/12/2010 4:27:40 PM

^aha i tried the same one


and shake and wave are the same trick

10/12/2010 4:33:10 PM