Of the closet.

10/11/2010 11:35:43 AM

clever.

10/11/2010 11:36:41 AM

Way to go out on a limb with that post

10/11/2010 11:43:17 AM

U mad?

10/11/2010 2:34:10 PM

^^, ^^^ It IS National Coming Out Day.

10/11/2010 2:34:53 PM

I thought it was Columbus Day.

Either way, it should be a good time for gay italians.

10/11/2010 2:37:32 PM

I bet Columbus would be pissed.

10/11/2010 2:46:29 PM

even younger kids think he's gay: http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/18/justin-bieber-bullying-homophobic-laser-tag-faggot-assault-investigation/

10/18/2010 9:34:50 PM

This isn't about his cotillion party.

10/18/2010 10:48:45 PM

at 12 yrs old, you called everyone a faggot, bitch, pussy, whatever. His hair style, wardrobe and kind of a weakling complexion, I would probably bully him too. But if I was him, shit man, he's got money right? just hire some ex-FBI agents as body guards and ride around in limos everywhere...

10/18/2010 11:30:58 PM

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"JBaz: at 12 yrs old, you called everyone a faggot, bitch, pussy, whatever. "

No. Many, many, many kids do not behave in this manner. In fact, I'd argue the majority do not, but the loud, obnoxious mouth breathers get all the attention.

Seriously I don't know what I'd do if one of my kids ever acted that way. I guess I'd just try not to raise up a senseless child like that in the first place.

[Edited on October 18, 2010 at 11:51 PM. Reason : I GOTTA STOP CURSING.]

10/18/2010 11:49:43 PM

Quote :

"at 12 yrs old, you called everyone a faggot, bitch, pussy, whatever. His hair style, wardrobe and kind of a weakling complexion, I would probably bully him too. But if I was him, shit man, he's got money right? just hire some ex-FBI agents as body guards and ride around in limos everywhere... "

spoken like a true prodigy

/pulp fiction

10/19/2010 1:40:23 AM

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"justin-bieber-bullying-homophobic-laser-tag-faggot-assault-investigation/ "

I lolld

10/19/2010 1:44:02 AM

Quote :

"No. Many, many, many kids do not behave in this manner"

Pretty sure in most public school systems, many kids were cursing up a storm by 5th grade. And that was back in the 90's in motherfucking white suburban area with a shit ton of nerds. The first time someone learns or hears the seven words that the FCC has deemed to be so repulsive, they were forced to have it regulated over the air waves; Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and/or Tits, your world goes into an awe inspiring spiral of a mind fuck. You don't know why they are filthy words, just that they sound like they are; you were told not to say it, but yet you keep on doing it. You lack the comprehension or the meaning behind each curse word. It becomes a drug, an addiction that starts out as a little teaser trial, then a full scale all out assault in trying new and creative ways to use them in a sentence structure to get your point across like a bazooka hitting a fly.

You don't realize that all your words could be doing mental damage to anyone that is too young to understand the sound waves around them. It ripples through their eardrum, penetrating the brain and causing of years of therapy, costing untold millions, perhaps billions of wasted dollars and time spent on fixing the issue. You just know that it sounds interesting every time you use it and becomes sort of a joke and hoped that everyone is on the same page as you when you utter the words "you piece of shit cocksucker motherfucker with your god damn bitch ass four eye glasses wearing trailer trash". Yeah I know, it sounds like an Indian who can't curse correctly, but your in 4th grade, you just learned how to make a snappy comeback with Bitch. Soon, you'll graduate to the 5th grade and begin to place more and more bad words in random order to appear that you are clever, yet still that bad-ass insulting motherfucker of the jungle gym.

It gives you power and you continue to do so, escalating the preaching of "your a cunt, Tiffany", who happens to be that cute girl in your 6th grade class wearing that snappy yellow dress. You're young and don't know how to tell Tiffany that you may actually like her, instead you pass insulting banter in the twisted thought that its harmless child's play. You say it with such pride when your friends laugh, wearing your stupid grin on your face and looking back at her while she runs away telling the teacher of your new vocabulary abilities. Therein, you get pulled back into another day's worth of detention where you spend your time alone with Mrs. Farsworth, the creepy 60 year old widow who enjoys her time watching little kids being punished. She eye's you for the whole 45 mins during the after school session and reminding you how the 'good ole days' included her trusty friend named Babe, a modified cricket bat with drill holes to increase the air flow, thus increasing the force impact Babe would have on your precious little ass cheeks. But thank god that policy was laid to rest years before you were even born. She had Babe framed and mounted behind her desk, above the 40 year old chalk board that hangs with such decay, it begs to be put out of it's misery by the bat.

You become no stranger to Mrs. Farsworth and continuously to share those awkward silent moments with her and Babe, 45 mins at a time. The time passes by as you become accustomed to the sound of the dreadful ticks and tocks of the industrial school clock, probably the same one that's been there since the school was built back in the 20's. For the next two and a half years, you fill enough notepads with childish drawings of oddly shaped penises or overly complicated mazes that spreads over 12 pages and took your best friend Tim over a week to solve.

By the end of High school, you would have figured out how to say the major curse words in eight different languages and have expanded you list of auxiliary insulting verbs, nouns, even adjectives, thanks to your creative writing, Latin and German classes. There you have the knowledge to completely insult another human being and fully educated the history of the word, how it came to be, break it down to their bare essentials and they still don't realize that you are insulting their intelligence.

Careless to say, boys will be boys and cunts will be cunts.

[Edited on October 19, 2010 at 3:54 AM. Reason : ]

10/19/2010 3:48:23 AM

tl: dr

10/19/2010 6:15:47 AM

dice in the mirror

10/19/2010 6:25:33 AM

BridgetSPK, I agree with you; I sure know I wasn't like that as a kid and not many others were either...

On another note, I found an odd fanfic written in a eunuch community: http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/J/ea_53003justin_b.htm

10/19/2010 10:27:03 PM

I googled one of the sentences in JBaz's tl;dr but it turns out he DID write all that

10/19/2010 10:30:48 PM

Quote :

"Pretty sure in most public school systems, many kids were cursing up a storm by 5th grade. And that was back in the 90's in motherfucking white suburban area with a shit ton of nerds. The first time someone learns or hears the seven words that the FCC has deemed to be so repulsive, they were forced to have it regulated over the air waves; Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and/or Tits, your world goes into an awe inspiring spiral of a mind fuck. You don't know why they are filthy words, just that they sound like they are; you were told not to say it, but yet you keep on doing it. You lack the comprehension or the meaning behind each curse word. It becomes a drug, an addiction that starts out as a little teaser trial, then a full scale all out assault in trying new and creative ways to use them in a sentence structure to get your point across like a bazooka hitting a fly. You don't realize that all your words could be doing mental damage to anyone that is too young to understand the sound waves around them. It ripples through their eardrum, penetrating the brain and causing of years of therapy, costing untold millions, perhaps billions of wasted dollars and time spent on fixing the issue. You just know that it sounds interesting every time you use it and becomes sort of a joke and hoped that everyone is on the same page as you when you utter the words "you piece of shit cocksucker motherfucker with your god damn bitch ass four eye glasses wearing trailer trash". Yeah I know, it sounds like an Indian who can't curse correctly, but your in 4th grade, you just learned how to make a snappy comeback with Bitch. Soon, you'll graduate to the 5th grade and begin to place more and more bad words in random order to appear that you are clever, yet still that bad-ass insulting motherfucker of the jungle gym. It gives you power and you continue to do so, escalating the preaching of "your a cunt, Tiffany", who happens to be that cute girl in your 6th grade class wearing that snappy yellow dress. You're young and don't know how to tell Tiffany that you may actually like her, instead you pass insulting banter in the twisted thought that its harmless child's play. You say it with such pride when your friends laugh, wearing your stupid grin on your face and looking back at her while she runs away telling the teacher of your new vocabulary abilities. Therein, you get pulled back into another day's worth of detention where you spend your time alone with Mrs. Farsworth, the creepy 60 year old widow who enjoys her time watching little kids being punished. She eye's you for the whole 45 mins during the after school session and reminding you how the 'good ole days' included her trusty friend named Babe, a modified cricket bat with drill holes to increase the air flow, thus increasing the force impact Babe would have on your precious little ass cheeks. But thank god that policy was laid to rest years before you were even born. She had Babe framed and mounted behind her desk, above the 40 year old chalk board that hangs with such decay, it begs to be put out of it's misery by the bat. You become no stranger to Mrs. Farsworth and continuously to share those awkward silent moments with her and Babe, 45 mins at a time. The time passes by as you become accustomed to the sound of the dreadful ticks and tocks of the industrial school clock, probably the same one that's been there since the school was built back in the 20's. For the next two and a half years, you fill enough notepads with childish drawings of oddly shaped penises or overly complicated mazes that spreads over 12 pages and took your best friend Tim over a week to solve. By the end of High school, you would have figured out how to say the major curse words in eight different languages and have expanded you list of auxiliary insulting verbs, nouns, even adjectives, thanks to your creative writing, Latin and German classes. There you have the knowledge to completely insult another human being and fully educated the history of the word, how it came to be, break it down to their bare essentials and they still don't realize that you are insulting their intelligence. Careless to say, boys will be boys and cunts will be cunts. "

~weedposts~

10/19/2010 10:59:06 PM

actually pretty proud of that little literally adventure of a post. First bit of creative writing since high school. Actually proofread it and tried to keep it grammatically correct to some degree.

My friends actually found it amusing and yes, a bit too long. Sparked up some conversations of when everyone started to learn and use curse words in grade school. Almost 70% learned how to curse between 6-11 years old.

10/19/2010 11:24:23 PM

http://www.twirlit.com/2011/11/02/justin-bieber-paternity-suit-shocker-test-will-reveal-baby-daddy/

If you think it’s impossible that Justin Bieber impregnated a 19-year-old girl while having wild sex in a bathroom last year, we have three very specific words for you: Never Say Never!

Justin Bieber may be a baby daddy! New claims from a woman named Mariah Yeater state that Justin Bieber is the father of her three-month-old baby and – get this – she wants him to take a paternity test to prove it.

Mariah Yeater insists she had sex with Justin Bieber last October (2010) which led to her pregnancy. She goes into specific details about their steamy night of sex in a bathroom after he performed at the LA Staples Center. You can read all the shocking details here but this morning Justin addressed the rumors on his Twitter page.

“All the rumors…the gossip…I’m gonna focus on the positives….the music.”

That, by no mean, says “I didn’t do it, the rumors are ridiculous” but we appreciate Justin’s attempt to not fuel the fire.

His rep, on the other hand, released a more extensive statement regarding the rumors:

“While we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit, it’s sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”

Meanwhile, Mariah released this statement about Bieber being her baby’s daddy:

“On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber. Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby.”

The question is, why would Mariah make up such specific details of their night and proposition Justin to take a paternity test if he wasn’t really the father of her baby (whose name is Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater)?

A photo of Mariah and Tristyn can be seen on the cover of this week’s Star Magazine with the caption “Justin Bieber is the father of my baby.”

A court hearing has been set for December where Justin will most likely have to take a paternity test to prove he’s not the father.

Do you think Justin is Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater’s baby daddy?

11/2/2011 11:27:35 AM

got damn...what is the world coming to

11/2/2011 11:34:00 AM

Quote :

"Pretty sure in most public school systems, many kids were cursing up a storm by 5th grade. And that was back in the 90's in motherfucking white suburban area with a shit ton of nerds. The first time someone learns or hears the seven words that the FCC has deemed to be so repulsive, they were forced to have it regulated over the air waves; Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and/or Tits, your world goes into an awe inspiring spiral of a mind fuck. You don't know why they are filthy words, just that they sound like they are; you were told not to say it, but yet you keep on doing it. You lack the comprehension or the meaning behind each curse word. It becomes a drug, an addiction that starts out as a little teaser trial, then a full scale all out assault in trying new and creative ways to use them in a sentence structure to get your point across like a bazooka hitting a fly. You don't realize that all your words could be doing mental damage to anyone that is too young to understand the sound waves around them. It ripples through their eardrum, penetrating the brain and causing of years of therapy, costing untold millions, perhaps billions of wasted dollars and time spent on fixing the issue. You just know that it sounds interesting every time you use it and becomes sort of a joke and hoped that everyone is on the same page as you when you utter the words "you piece of shit cocksucker motherfucker with your god damn bitch ass four eye glasses wearing trailer trash". Yeah I know, it sounds like an Indian who can't curse correctly, but your in 4th grade, you just learned how to make a snappy comeback with Bitch. Soon, you'll graduate to the 5th grade and begin to place more and more bad words in random order to appear that you are clever, yet still that bad-ass insulting motherfucker of the jungle gym. It gives you power and you continue to do so, escalating the preaching of "your a cunt, Tiffany", who happens to be that cute girl in your 6th grade class wearing that snappy yellow dress. You're young and don't know how to tell Tiffany that you may actually like her, instead you pass insulting banter in the twisted thought that its harmless child's play. You say it with such pride when your friends laugh, wearing your stupid grin on your face and looking back at her while she runs away telling the teacher of your new vocabulary abilities. Therein, you get pulled back into another day's worth of detention where you spend your time alone with Mrs. Farsworth, the creepy 60 year old widow who enjoys her time watching little kids being punished. She eye's you for the whole 45 mins during the after school session and reminding you how the 'good ole days' included her trusty friend named Babe, a modified cricket bat with drill holes to increase the air flow, thus increasing the force impact Babe would have on your precious little ass cheeks. But thank god that policy was laid to rest years before you were even born. She had Babe framed and mounted behind her desk, above the 40 year old chalk board that hangs with such decay, it begs to be put out of it's misery by the bat. You become no stranger to Mrs. Farsworth and continuously to share those awkward silent moments with her and Babe, 45 mins at a time. The time passes by as you become accustomed to the sound of the dreadful ticks and tocks of the industrial school clock, probably the same one that's been there since the school was built back in the 20's. For the next two and a half years, you fill enough notepads with childish drawings of oddly shaped penises or overly complicated mazes that spreads over 12 pages and took your best friend Tim over a week to solve. By the end of High school, you would have figured out how to say the major curse words in eight different languages and have expanded you list of auxiliary insulting verbs, nouns, even adjectives, thanks to your creative writing, Latin and German classes. There you have the knowledge to completely insult another human being and fully educated the history of the word, how it came to be, break it down to their bare essentials and they still don't realize that you are insulting their intelligence."

You probably had an important point.

Unfortunately, you might have just produced the textbook example of how one's point is not heard because they wrote too much.

11/2/2011 11:35:34 AM

Mariah should take him on Maury

11/2/2011 11:44:58 AM

11/2/2011 11:45:26 AM

this kid is 17! holy shit, this is gross.

11/2/2011 12:05:33 PM

lol we saw a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush at Target the other day. I said, "I wonder what it sings," and occamsrezr replied, "Baby baby brush your teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth! Baby baby brush your teeeeeeeeeeeeeeth! And don't forget to floss!"

11/2/2011 12:07:14 PM

When is this peter pan motherfucker ever gonna hit puberty and grow up?

11/2/2011 12:07:14 PM

Quote :

"PETER PAN MOTHER FUCKER"

11/2/2011 12:10:23 PM

if she was 19 and he was 16 isn't that statutory rape?

11/2/2011 12:34:41 PM

depending on where it occured, and it was consensual, I dont think so (isnt it 16 in NC?)

11/2/2011 12:35:21 PM

this chick is obviously looking for 15 minutes of fame...

if he knocked her up why the hell did she wait till now to say something...

11/2/2011 12:37:37 PM

A buddy of mine who works for the pedo-busters of NC told me that in cases where its like a 17yo and her 18yo bf they won't bother to prosecute that, and the general rule is about 3 years apart but there have been exceptions.

11/2/2011 12:59:42 PM

^^Being pregnant and then a new mom is time-consuming. Also, a lot of people try to handle things informally before resorting to legal measures. It can take a while.

11/2/2011 1:27:18 PM

Or Star paid her shitloads of money for her "story."

11/2/2011 1:32:17 PM

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"A buddy of mine who works for the pedo-busters of NC told me that in cases where its like a 17yo and her 18yo bf they won't bother to prosecute that, and the general rule is about 3 years apart but there have been exceptions."

i would be willing to bet they don't prosecute that because it is LEGAL in NC

11/2/2011 1:50:12 PM

i hope this kid gets wiped off the face of the earth.

11/2/2011 1:52:05 PM

She probably didn't want to admit that this guy was the father of her child

Quote :

"Bieber was confronted by a 12-year-old boy at a laser arcade -- and things got heated after the boy called Bieber "a faggot." We're told the boy repeated the comment and then put his hand out toward Bieber and Bieber pushed it away as he left."

11/2/2011 1:54:20 PM

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/36648/justin-biebers-paternity-suit-five-terrifying-implications

pretty funny column, with this gem of an opener:

Quote :

"Christmas came early this year, and so did Justin Bieber."

11/2/2011 1:55:59 PM

Quote :

"Christmas came early this year, and so did Justin Bieber."

11/2/2011 3:29:59 PM

HAHA he is the 30 Second Man

11/2/2011 3:57:43 PM

11/2/2011 4:09:52 PM

Quote :

"Bieber was confronted by a 12-year-old boy at a laser arcade -- and things got heated after the boy called Bieber "a faggot." We're told the boy repeated the comment and then put his hand out toward Bieber and Bieber pushed it away as he left."

so what you are saying is that you would let a 12 year old kid provoke you into a fight? what a stand up person you are.

11/2/2011 4:43:49 PM

You automatically assume you have to fight a 12 year old? Things got "heated" between Beiber and a 12 year old. Things shouldn't have even gotten to that point

11/2/2011 4:47:11 PM

oh i see where you were coming from... i thought you were implying Bieber was a bitch for walking away. (when in fact he was a bitch for letting it get to that point.)

11/2/2011 5:00:32 PM

that giant-headed chick he dates is gonna be pissed

11/2/2011 5:17:14 PM

Man, this can't be true. He can't have a working penis.

11/2/2011 8:32:16 PM

Seriously, there is a big chance he is the baby daddy. These dirty magazines do lie detectors and whatnot, right?

11/2/2011 10:14:32 PM

I really hope he's the baby daddy.

Also NyM410 made the mistake of tweeting Justin Beiber's name and now he's getting DMs from fans harassing him

[Edited on November 2, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : Yup]

11/2/2011 10:18:32 PM

I love when I see old posts of mine

11/2/2011 10:22:52 PM