dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
Well I went camping this past weekend and on the last day I had sort of a red puffy under my eye. Now that shit is all swollen up, I have one asian eye and one normal one. Evidently I thought it was safe to rub my eyes and jerk off that morning after unknowingly getting some oil on my hands... I suppose I may have gotten it from touching firewood, since I was not crawling around in any vegetation. A bunch of tiny bumps have bloomed all over me on my hands, arms, eyelids, nose, dick, and balls. I went to get some steroids for it, mainly for the eye thing since it is so swollen, though today my dick and balls are all red and puffy and bloated looking. 10/12/2010 11:55:03 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure you have AIDS 10/12/2010 11:55:51 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah. Wood likes to sleep around. 10/12/2010 11:59:43 AM |
ImYoPusha All American 6249 Posts user info edit post |
i think this sometimes after i take a blunt of OG Kush to the face 10/12/2010 12:00:51 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
who wants to rub cortisone on my balls? 10/12/2010 12:25:19 PM |
ImYoPusha All American 6249 Posts user info edit post |
u kno it boi 10/12/2010 12:42:23 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
When you start developing Gundam armor all over your skin, you'll be in the final stages. 10/12/2010 12:45:07 PM |
EdFurlong All American 677 Posts user info edit post |
No vapors references ITT 10/12/2010 12:59:17 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I believe the PC term for this infection is the 1/2 panda. 10/12/2010 1:02:33 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
do you really think so? 10/12/2010 1:06:12 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
no... not really 10/12/2010 1:13:12 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Do you know what the original song is about?
MASTURBATION!!!
[Edited on October 12, 2010 at 1:31 PM. Reason : DO YOU READ ME LOUD AND CLEAR?] 10/12/2010 1:27:49 PM |