Why are you so delicious?

10/14/2010 12:24:43 PM

i'd just like to mention that apple butter is awesome as well

10/14/2010 12:25:31 PM

what u need to know about apple butter

Quote :

"Apple butter is a highly concentrated form of apple sauce, produced by long, slow cooking of apples with cider or water to a point where the sugar in the apples caramelizes, turning the apple butter a deep brown. The concentration of sugar gives apple butter a much longer shelf life as a preserve than apple sauce. Apple butter was a popular way of using apples in colonial America, and well into the 19th century. There is no dairy butter involved in the product; the term butter refers only to the thick, soft consistency, and apple butter's use as a spread for breads."

10/14/2010 12:29:38 PM

Kind of like how dick cheese isn't actually cheese at all.

10/14/2010 12:30:13 PM

^
How about boob cheese?

10/14/2010 12:32:07 PM

the only time I like butter is on texas toast

10/14/2010 12:32:45 PM

Aw hamburgers!

10/14/2010 12:36:28 PM

I did not need to know that. All I needed to know is that it tastes good! ^^^^^

[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 12:45 PM. Reason : k]

10/14/2010 12:44:50 PM

Quick someone post some Paula Deen Nudes

10/14/2010 12:59:00 PM

and then post that video of someone throwing the turkey square into her face.

10/14/2010 1:01:26 PM

EMBED PLZ LOL, first time ive seen this ahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btq3u7oi7K8

10/14/2010 2:05:24 PM

The world record for butter eating is 7 quarter pound sticks of salted butter in 5 minutes by Donald Lerman.*











*website looked shady. i hold no liability on if this still stands

[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 2:11 PM. Reason : e]

10/14/2010 2:10:26 PM

I'm pretty sure I could beat that record. But I would also need a stomach pump immediately after.

Butter sculptures rock!



[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 2:14 PM. Reason : d]

10/14/2010 2:11:13 PM

Like two weeks ago on Weeds they had a butter sculpture eating contest.

10/14/2010 2:20:30 PM

Goat butter is the best butter of all

10/14/2010 4:29:11 PM

mmmmmmm

10/23/2010 12:04:45 PM

I ♥ this thread.

10/23/2010 12:13:34 PM

I wonder if human butter is any good?

10/23/2010 12:41:36 PM