This could be interesting.

10/15/2010 12:25:56 PM

are they black?

10/15/2010 12:28:15 PM

no it will be mostly white and this wine tasting is at a church

10/15/2010 12:29:58 PM

i would've gone with boone's farm

10/15/2010 12:32:39 PM

4loko

10/15/2010 12:33:21 PM

someone else recommended boone's farm but I've never actually had it

10/15/2010 12:35:04 PM

you're the worst type of asshat.

10/15/2010 12:35:41 PM

2-3 people will think its funny for a minute, then everyone will be annoyed. Go get a bottle of wine.

10/15/2010 12:41:14 PM

Bring a box of Franzia.

10/15/2010 12:54:29 PM

2-3 people will think its funny for a minute, then everyone will be annoyed. Go get a bottle of wine.

10/15/2010 12:56:32 PM

well crap I found out that my friend I was going with (who knows people there) can't make it because she has to go to a funeral... maybe I will just scrap the whole idea

10/15/2010 12:57:09 PM

good plan, dickface

10/15/2010 12:57:46 PM

yep. just drink it yourself.

10/15/2010 12:57:50 PM

Drink the whole bottle, then go to the sidewalk, crack yourself over the head with it, and pass out in the street.

you fuck

10/15/2010 1:01:28 PM

This reminds me of the time I went to a party in NYC at some apartment and we were supposed to bring wine, liquor...whatever, just to share with everyone. It was all set up on a coffee table...there were all sorts of nice liquors and what have you and sitting in the middle of the pile was an OLD E...tall boy.

The guy who took it instantly became a room celebrity. Then i found 20 dollars

10/15/2010 1:04:36 PM

Was it with a bunch of 19 year olds? Because really, I can't imagine someone in their mid to late 20's thinking something like that was funny.

"Hey, look at the cheap asshole."

10/15/2010 1:06:03 PM

We used to drink a bottle of Grape Mad Dog each in the parking lot after NCSU Football losses. It was kind of our way of punishing ourselves for the loss, even though we didn't have anything to do with the team's performance.

10/15/2010 1:08:37 PM

I'd rather drink Mad Dog than the $4 bottles of wine everyone else will be bringing. At least Mad Dog doesn't try to pretend to be something it's not, and you can actually get drunk off of it before the massive headache sets in.

a third of the douchebags will probably show up with NC Muscadine wine. punch them in the throat.

10/15/2010 1:46:13 PM

I hate wine, so I would rather buy a cheap bottle of piss than an expensive bottle of slightly better tasting piss.

10/15/2010 1:48:31 PM

Oh look honey, it's an idiot trying to be clever.

10/15/2010 1:48:40 PM

this is completely inappropriate, unless it's orange jubilee

10/15/2010 1:56:09 PM

at least use cisco

even then it's still not funny

10/15/2010 1:58:05 PM

Cisco IS the best of the bum wines

10/15/2010 2:01:16 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about you bringing

with you to a wine tasting.

10/15/2010 2:01:58 PM

bring some meow meow

10/15/2010 2:03:26 PM

Quote :

"Cisco IS the best of the bum wines"

this is highly debatable

+1 for MD for the drifter-friendly transportable bottle design. You can't just go toting a bottle of cisco around on the sly

10/15/2010 2:06:10 PM

Quote :

" It was kind of our way of punishing ourselves for the loss, even though we didn't have anything to do with the team's performance."

Obviously you didn't yell "wolf" or "pack" loud enough, depending on where you were sitting.

10/15/2010 2:15:16 PM

Grab a childress barrel select (the solid black label, not the checkered). Less than $20, lots and lots of flavor

Trader Joes, Harry Teeter and Total Wine all stock it.

10/15/2010 2:20:47 PM

Two thumbs up. These churchgoing Catholics need to see how the other half lives. Now if you can persuade them to consume it out by the street so they can pass out in the gutter.

All you bashers...where's your sense of humor? Adventure? Yes, I'd do this (but most likely bring a good bottle of wine too)...just for the entertainment value.

I once took a bottle of Muscadine to a wine tasting party. I knew that the crowd would be a bunch of urban liberal ITB people with pretentious wine tastes. And I'm a JoCo boy...so naturally I had to grab a bottle of Hinnant's finest. I took a nice merlot too...but every one of the fuckers who drank that muscadine wine had to make a face and whine about the wine.

10/15/2010 2:36:09 PM

I bring beer or bourbon to wine tasting parties. Half of the people act like I committed a crime, and the other half thank me for bringing something worth drinking.

10/15/2010 2:51:22 PM

Drink whatever you want, but make sure that you mention tannins and varietals like a condescending douche.

10/15/2010 2:56:38 PM

I'm still loling over my church/wine/mad dog thoughts the best of which being.

The body of Christ ( eat cracker ) the blood of Christ ( wait WTF is this mad dog ? )

10/15/2010 3:06:35 PM

^PRICELESS!

10/15/2010 4:34:21 PM

I think Jesus would be pretty pleased that his blood was represented by MD 20/20

10/15/2010 4:37:13 PM

cool thread guys

10/15/2010 4:51:02 PM

bring thunderbird

10/15/2010 4:52:35 PM

Put the 20/20 in a expensive wine bottle and see how people react.

10/15/2010 5:16:30 PM

trade ya the MD 20/20 for a nice bottle of wine.

I really want some MD and I don't drink nice wine, even though I have it stocked for gifts.

10/15/2010 5:42:13 PM

10/15/2010 6:56:44 PM

^or

10/16/2010 1:40:39 AM

i hope you shit all over yourself

10/16/2010 1:43:23 AM

I just want to jump in here and make a note about the wine "representing" the blood of Christ

through the act of transubstantiation the wine becomes the blood of Jesus - it is NOT merely a symbol

10/16/2010 1:48:21 AM

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not quite wine but fucking delicious

10/16/2010 4:01:06 AM