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Where the hell am I?

10/17/2010 7:06:03 PM

You're on TWW.

10/17/2010 7:07:12 PM

I don't give a damn.

10/17/2010 7:13:15 PM

^you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life

10/17/2010 7:14:34 PM

Greed is good.

10/17/2010 7:14:37 PM

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

10/17/2010 7:18:57 PM

^This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.

10/17/2010 7:26:07 PM

Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong?

10/17/2010 8:48:40 PM

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.

10/17/2010 9:03:43 PM

^you never know what you're gonna get

10/17/2010 9:05:45 PM

I was doing this back when you were poppin' zits on your face and jackin' off to the lingerie section of the sears catalog!

10/17/2010 9:08:02 PM

i want my two dollars

10/17/2010 9:23:57 PM

Pay that man his money.

10/17/2010 9:26:34 PM

Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?

10/17/2010 9:35:06 PM

I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.

10/17/2010 9:40:43 PM

Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

10/17/2010 9:53:38 PM

that's why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.

10/17/2010 9:54:16 PM

^ not a movie quote (Biggie would not approve)

10/17/2010 9:55:34 PM

^ Wow. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now shut the fuck up and let me do my job!

10/17/2010 11:48:37 PM

^I got a threshold, merbig. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me in the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.

10/18/2010 2:53:15 AM

He didn't slam into you or bump you. He rubbed you. And rubbing is racing.

10/18/2010 3:10:37 AM

I don't have to be psychic to see that something's bothering you.

10/18/2010 3:19:22 AM

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

10/18/2010 3:26:18 AM

That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.

10/18/2010 3:35:12 AM

^He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!

10/18/2010 3:48:16 AM

^ I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

10/18/2010 4:11:24 AM

Seventeen days? We're not even gonna last seventeen hours! Game over, man, game over!

10/18/2010 4:20:12 AM

^ In case we die here today, there's something that you should know. That dirty trick with the Teleprompter. It wasn't...

10/18/2010 4:36:43 AM

We don't got no Goddamn band! We don't need to fucking practice, Randy! We don't no shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! You all are a bunch of losers! I'm the only sane son-of-a-bitch here! So get the *fuck* out of my house now!

10/18/2010 7:51:43 AM

^ I'm sorry I'm not sorry...I'm a cocksman!

10/18/2010 9:05:04 AM

Quote :

"^ not a movie quote (Biggie would not approve)"

There's this movie about biggie's life named "Notorious" and this song by 2pac was in the movie. I win.

10/18/2010 9:25:28 AM

AREEE YOOOUU IN DAANGEEEERRR?

10/18/2010 9:32:31 AM

^GET IN DA CHOPPA!

10/18/2010 10:09:21 AM

When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

10/18/2010 10:53:38 AM

shut the fuck up donnie

10/18/2010 10:55:45 AM

This means something. This is important.

10/18/2010 11:01:42 AM

it might be a tumor

10/18/2010 11:10:05 AM

I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!

10/18/2010 11:11:09 AM

Little bastard shot me in the ass.

10/18/2010 11:25:40 AM

That's just, like, you're opinion, man

10/18/2010 11:26:43 AM

Mongo only pawn... in game of life

10/18/2010 11:28:15 AM

ORV.... bullet holes the size of matza balls!

10/18/2010 11:28:50 AM

Hey, where the white women at?

10/18/2010 11:29:23 AM

at the number 6 dance

10/18/2010 11:31:08 AM

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

10/18/2010 11:31:49 AM

Bullshit asshole no one like the tuna here

10/18/2010 11:32:54 AM

I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

10/18/2010 11:33:19 AM

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar.

10/18/2010 11:34:32 AM

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask!"

10/18/2010 12:03:25 PM

what's it to you, friendo?

10/18/2010 12:04:01 PM