You think that family visited Karl in the mental hospital after he took care of Dwight Yoakam? I hope so for the poor fellas sake.

10/18/2010 12:49:31 PM

I like them french fried potatoes

10/18/2010 12:55:58 PM

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

10/18/2010 1:05:35 PM

^ I hope ol' Carl found a lawnmower blade for that guy as well.

10/18/2010 1:30:45 PM

some folks call it a kaiser blade

10/18/2010 2:45:19 PM

mustard biscuit.

10/18/2010 3:54:29 PM

I reckon

10/18/2010 4:11:26 PM

i aim to kill you with it

10/18/2010 4:29:38 PM

I like the way you talk.

10/18/2010 4:39:51 PM

erm-hrmm

10/18/2010 7:08:43 PM

funny haha...not funny queer

10/18/2010 7:11:24 PM

slingblade

10/18/2010 7:27:14 PM

wut

11/3/2010 10:47:47 AM