Quote :

"Now, the family of Jessica White DePriest is grappling with her sudden death after she choked on a bologna sandwich last week."

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/8484280/

10/20/2010 7:57:55 PM

Cass Elliot can't believe this

10/20/2010 7:59:06 PM

Quote :

"Raychel, Rebekah and Kalob and 2½-year-old Jakob from the vehicle."

10/20/2010 8:00:25 PM

10/20/2010 8:00:46 PM

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[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 8:01 PM. Reason : a]

10/20/2010 8:01:10 PM

"Death. The final unknown."

... Theoretically.

10/20/2010 8:01:36 PM

death gonna get you one way or another

10/20/2010 8:03:21 PM

All the classy people i know fry their bologna. Maybe just would have survived if it was fried

10/20/2010 8:10:31 PM

Daaaaammmmnnn!

10/20/2010 8:11:14 PM

waiting for it...

10/20/2010 8:12:32 PM

BRING THE TROOPS HOME!!! GIVE THEIR WIVES BOLOGNA SANDWICHES!!!

10/20/2010 8:13:40 PM

the obvious move here is to outlaw BOLOGNA

10/20/2010 9:45:25 PM

and stupidly spelled names

10/20/2010 9:48:41 PM

Quote :

"WAXY RED TAPE"

10/20/2010 9:48:57 PM

Wow. Just wow.

This woman was clearly too stupid to exist.

10/20/2010 10:00:56 PM

Another WTF no seriously WTF?!?!?!?!


http://video.yahoo.com/watch/8416665/22510245

10/23/2010 1:59:35 PM

HOLY SHIT

THAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

10/23/2010 4:09:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcHZR1b0QHA

10/23/2010 4:11:54 PM

obviously, the really sad thing is that it was a bologna sandwich

if it was a Jimmy John's #9, then okay, at least you went out in style

but choking on a bologna sandwich is like dying from alcohol poisoning induced by Busch Light

10/23/2010 5:10:33 PM

^^

HOLY FUCK

10/23/2010 5:24:27 PM