eyes like ching chong
hard on like king kong

10/21/2010 12:26:05 PM

you're really 27?

10/21/2010 12:28:32 PM

and white

10/21/2010 12:29:39 PM

Inappropriate songs to sing at a woman's funeral

10/21/2010 12:30:19 PM

Ok, who wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,,

I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks


I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for someone to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me

Seriously, I just want a warm body (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling.


,no harm in that.,,,,come on ladies!

10/21/2010 12:42:20 PM

Big Moe
Big Red
Cup made of styrofoam
Big Cheese
Big Bread
Call that shit a Cal-a-zonee

10/21/2010 12:52:56 PM