That's literally the first thing one of my housemates says to me this morning, complete with a face.

Why do I put up with this shit?

10/30/2010 12:42:30 PM

sounds like straight shooter, can't fault em for that

10/30/2010 12:43:20 PM

my grandmother used to do this to all of her girl grandchildren. (when my papa was in the hospital once i went to go see him and she commented the whole time about my belly)
she's always been super thin and that gene didn't get passed to us obviously.


finally someone (i think it was uncle) told her to cut it out and that it was hurting us.


ever since then shes tried to fatten us up.

10/30/2010 12:45:20 PM

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"sounds like straight shooter, can't fault em for that"

I seriously doubt I added many pounds overnight.

10/30/2010 12:52:56 PM

your only recourse is to take a poop on his or her bed

10/30/2010 12:54:58 PM

what sorority are you in?

10/30/2010 1:30:29 PM

yeh, i really don't understand why people feel the need to say this. i'm someone whose weight goes up and down pretty regularly. i'm pretty sure i know when i've gained weight... i def don't need people to point it out.

and how the fuck is someone supposed to respond to that comment? i've started just saying "yeh, it happens"

10/30/2010 1:32:28 PM

^^or fraternity

10/30/2010 1:32:59 PM

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"and how the fuck is someone supposed to respond to that comment?"

I went with the classic cold stare.

10/30/2010 2:14:55 PM

Tell him or her it's the fault of the patriarchal society we live in. That'll learn him or her.

10/30/2010 2:22:18 PM

its a compliment in our house!!!

10/30/2010 2:26:48 PM

LOL ... every time I see them, my relatives tell me I'm LOSING weight. If that were true I'd weigh 105 pounds by now.

10/30/2010 2:40:45 PM

The fact that he sees me every day is what makes it particularly annoying.

10/30/2010 2:48:37 PM

while he was entirely inappropriate for saying that

the last time I saw you, you could've easily gained 20 pounds and still been a normal weight

so I wouldn't worry about it

10/30/2010 3:59:13 PM

Impressive. I weighed about 150 last time you saw me. 170 would be the limit of normal weight according to the BMI. Do you have that thing memorized or something?

10/31/2010 1:46:24 AM

ITT: Self-conscious women.

10/31/2010 2:40:17 AM

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"and how the fuck is someone supposed to respond to that comment?"

i worked at target in high school, and in high school was 110 lbs. i went back to that target one day 5 years later, was 125 lbs (freshman 15?)...still, that is NOT fat at all, i'm 5'5"...and this lady who worked there when i did said "you've gained weight!"

i said, "oh and you still work here!"

10/31/2010 9:03:58 AM

Wait, is GoldenViper a chick?

10/31/2010 9:39:12 AM

More like GoldenShower, amirite???

10/31/2010 10:09:04 AM

GoldenViper is most definitely a man.

10/31/2010 10:22:29 AM

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"i worked at target in high school, and in high school was 110 lbs. i went back to that target one day 5 years later, was 125 lbs (freshman 15?)...still, that is NOT fat at all, i'm 5'5"...and this lady who worked there when i did said "you've gained weight!" i said, "oh and you still work here!""

lolololololololol

10/31/2010 11:12:17 AM

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"my grandmother used to do this to all of her girl grandchildren. (when my papa was in the hospital once i went to go see him and she commented the whole time about my belly)"

I think my Mema and your grandmother could be pals

I had actually lost weight when she said that to me. She does it to all of us, but no amount of "mema, that kinda hurts my feelings," will stop it.

10/31/2010 1:42:52 PM

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"Do you have that thing memorized or something?"

nah, just a guess

10/31/2010 2:04:44 PM

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"GoldenViper is most definitely a man."

Depends on your definition. I'm a bepenised human with dude conditioning, sure. Beyond that it gets murky.

10/31/2010 4:25:40 PM

lololol

10/31/2010 4:29:06 PM

I don't see what's wrong with telling someone about their personal shortcomings. If you don't make people feel bad about their failings then they may learn to be comfortable with them and that makes humanity worse off.

10/31/2010 11:56:59 PM

You sound like a very "sensitive" type




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11/1/2010 12:00:50 AM