mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
to see the space shuttle launch today....only problem is that it's not launching today. 11/1/2010 10:38:54 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral': So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.
Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.
Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.
Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did. 11/1/2010 10:40:16 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
gdamn it 11/1/2010 10:42:16 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Now I understand why you blur your face. 11/1/2010 10:43:35 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
In Soviet Russia, Orlando is in You 11/1/2010 10:44:54 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD! 11/1/2010 10:46:50 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
actually I got bit by something on my cheek and I'm all swollen so if I could blur my face IRL, I would 11/1/2010 10:48:28 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72824 Posts user info edit post |
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
shut up
11/1/2010 10:48:38 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
i was in florida last weekend! it was an amazing experience 11/1/2010 10:49:37 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72824 Posts user info edit post |
lol 11/1/2010 10:50:06 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
well right now I'm actually in Ponce Inlet, for those of you keeping track. 11/1/2010 11:02:21 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
What happened to your premium pussy? 11/1/2010 12:12:46 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Can you take pics? 11/1/2010 12:20:27 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
tww is not a blog 11/1/2010 12:21:10 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i was in florida last weekend! it was an amazing experience " |
Really? I've been to Florida plenty of times and would never have described it as amazing.11/1/2010 12:25:52 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
come see me
you know you wanna
you can be here by car in like 9 hours 11/1/2010 12:29:51 PM |
jokar2694 All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
go fuck a cougar while your there 11/1/2010 1:08:38 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
tww is so a blog 11/1/2010 2:26:21 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
It's def a blog. 11/1/2010 2:29:54 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Well I took some pics....but my POS is a POS so I couldn't upload it to FB yet. And I don't have my usb for my camera so that will have to wait. Not that there's anything exciting in the pictures. There should have been a launch pic or two but since the fuckers delayed that shit...... 11/1/2010 5:42:51 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRhoB5V_fA 11/1/2010 5:55:22 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
OK...if you are privi enough to be FB friends with me, then gdamnit someone go comment on my shuttle picture. You have no idea the trouble I've gone to 11/1/2010 7:29:21 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ 11/1/2010 7:31:47 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, well.....522 friends and no one cares about my failed trip to watch the shuttle launch. after today I will only have 1 friend and that's my 2nd identity that I use for checking my privacy settings.
Fuck you FB friends. FUCK YOU 11/1/2010 7:36:58 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
No one cares.
Probably because they know that the only shuttle launch in Orlando is the Epcot ride Mission: SPACE.
You're an hour west of the action, moron. 11/1/2010 7:59:02 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Um....thx. I'm well aware of where the shuttle launches from because I was there today. Cape Canaveral to be exact. But probably the biggest reason I didn't see the shuttle launch is because it didn't happen today. 11/1/2010 10:49:42 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
such a shame I didn't make a thread about being in Orlando all weekend for the UCF game
11/1/2010 11:04:53 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
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mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Look.....I flew like a long way and shit OK.....I'm not often on this side.
11/1/2010 11:48:49 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I know guys. Look...
11/2/2010 12:12:10 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Look mrbig.....Look..... 11/2/2010 12:29:21 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Understand, it's merbig...
Look, there is an e. 11/2/2010 12:38:39 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Look merbig.....Look..... 11/2/2010 12:59:13 AM |