http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

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"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor"

11/6/2010 12:51:29 PM

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"west-virginia"

11/6/2010 12:53:17 PM

Hahahaha





Goddamn smelly vagina monsters

11/6/2010 12:53:40 PM

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"Worst Vagina"

11/6/2010 12:53:52 PM

I was sent a link to this story several days ago... it is good to know that there is still a place in America that makes us look like some bourgeoisie cheese and wine mother fuckers

11/6/2010 12:56:40 PM

I've been in roughly this same situation before, but luckily she didn't have a knife.

11/6/2010 12:57:48 PM

Not the worst ultimatum in history, depending on the pussy's premium factor.

Edit: Upon reading the article, this is indeed the worst ultimatum in history, outdoing the US saying to Japan, "Quit bombing shit or we'll nuke you".

11/6/2010 12:57:53 PM

i'm guessing a woman that has to get it at knife point probably has dat stank puss

11/6/2010 12:58:27 PM

I imagine this would be a line delivered by an extremely feisty DDK.

11/6/2010 1:11:12 PM

11/6/2010 1:33:54 PM

^^that was my immediate thought

11/6/2010 1:44:55 PM

haha I'm not quite that desperate sorry

11/6/2010 1:48:38 PM

11/6/2010 1:49:14 PM

and now kate's vagina is on my mind

11/6/2010 1:50:51 PM

The article says she was charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. What I want to know...did they mean the knife or the pussy?

11/6/2010 1:53:15 PM

LOL

11/6/2010 1:53:36 PM

^^ 10/10

11/6/2010 2:02:50 PM

hahahahaha

11/6/2010 2:07:49 PM

This thread smells.

11/6/2010 2:09:35 PM

^5

11/6/2010 2:12:43 PM

Weapons of Muff Destruction

11/6/2010 2:13:42 PM

Ohh.. Nm.

11/6/2010 2:14:46 PM

LOL

That's the county I grew up in.

11/6/2010 2:30:38 PM

Does the whole place smell kinda fishy?

11/6/2010 2:31:52 PM

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"Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.”"

11/6/2010 2:35:16 PM

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"While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.”"

Best of the article...I lol'd

11/6/2010 2:36:48 PM

i'd be like "fuck it, just stab me"

11/6/2010 2:41:18 PM

LOL this sucks, because Jackson County is actually a pretty nice place. Obviously there are some outliers (stinky vagina lady), but it is a pretty nice place to live. Most of the people make pretty decent money, as there is a huge aluminum plant in the middle of the county. There are actually a few REALLY nice neighborhoods. I know West Virginia often has a lot of negative stereotypes that go with it, but in general, Jackson County usually doesn't fit in with these. I have been white water rafting several times, and in those areas (mostly the southern part of the state) is where you find the crazy porch hillbillies.

11/6/2010 2:43:25 PM

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"TAGS West Virginia, Horrible Vaginal Odor"

11/6/2010 2:58:11 PM

lol

11/6/2010 3:02:28 PM

That is all kinds of beat up.

11/6/2010 3:14:47 PM

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"SPRING WATER PUSS"

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"HORRIBLE VAGINAL ODOR"

11/6/2010 4:14:40 PM

11/6/2010 6:35:06 PM

eww

11/6/2010 6:36:44 PM

Nothing brings up (or doesn't bring up) a bad case of penis wilt faster than a really smelly 'giner. Well, rolls and rolls of fat, maybe.

This woman clearly has both. I think I'm gonna go spew now.

11/6/2010 8:58:35 PM

Y'all are just afraid of eatin' pussy water

11/6/2010 10:18:11 PM

Om nom nom

11/6/2010 10:19:22 PM

I think he's eying a hot donut off to the left.

11/6/2010 10:20:55 PM

now I'm curious...

11/6/2010 10:21:02 PM

HOLY SHIT

11/7/2010 4:04:55 AM

That's no moon.

11/7/2010 10:57:57 AM

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11/7/2010 11:43:53 AM

I wouldn't eat anything that bitch cooked much less her pussy.

11/7/2010 11:47:13 AM

^^ LOLLLLLLLL WIN.

11/7/2010 11:47:54 AM

11/7/2010 11:55:32 AM

Sit down and shut up!

11/7/2010 11:56:43 AM