It seems like every week a different Facebook friend posts "I'm gay" or something similar as their status only to be followed with "[insert friend here] stole my phone" or "I stayed logged in on [insert friend here]'s computer".

When given the opportunity to hijack a friend's account, why is "I'm gay" the first thing that pops in the perpetrator's head?

11/7/2010 10:12:10 PM

Because, "I am a homosexual male" sounds gay.

11/7/2010 10:13:19 PM

True story....

One time I threw a party, and some hooligans hopped on my computer. They went to facebook, and then posted "I'm gay" as my status.

I saw them doing this, and I asked them "why would you do that?"
they had no answer. they just giggled.
I kicked them out of my office, and locked the door. I didn't even bother changing the status until days later. none of my facebook friends even noticed.

I have not invited the hooligans back to my house since. It is my belief that they are still giggling to each other about silly shit to this very day.

11/7/2010 10:16:23 PM

Because "I am excited to have men in my life," doesn't flow as well.

11/7/2010 10:17:37 PM

I suppose next time I will go with "Will someone please anally penetrate me?" But it's so long and not nearly as catchy

11/7/2010 10:21:04 PM

I suppose one could write, "I, too, love dudes," assuming they know another gay person and perhaps their love is unrequited.

11/7/2010 10:28:23 PM

Also, I think I have seen I love man meat a lot more than I am gay.

11/7/2010 10:29:25 PM

i haven't seen this. but i also don't have that many idiot friends. also, i don't really use facebook much at all anymore. so maybe i do have idiot friends.

11/7/2010 10:32:31 PM

it's so much better to change the "Interested In" field IMO

makes it sound official

11/7/2010 10:35:12 PM

I think I would have chosen:

"I have a size 10 poop chute"

or maybe

"I take it in the shitter"

11/7/2010 10:36:22 PM

I saw a guy whose BlackBerry got hacked and then "he" posted a status update saying he loved to suck dicks, especially hairy ones

11/7/2010 10:37:32 PM

lolol

11/7/2010 10:37:59 PM

I have actually changed my "Interested In" to correspond to what I have said on these Internets

11/8/2010 12:13:54 AM

Quote :

"SIZE 10 POOP CHUTE"

11/8/2010 12:21:11 AM

the more common measurement is number of fingers that can be stuffed in at once

like I'd need about a 5-finger-large orifice
but in terms of a typical woman's fingers it's more like 6 AFAIK

11/8/2010 12:42:32 AM

Quote :

"I'm gay"

-walkmanfades

FINALLY, THE TRUTH!

11/8/2010 12:45:31 AM

11/8/2010 1:51:37 AM

^ LOL

11/8/2010 5:32:18 AM

I think most people can't think of something clever to say on the spot that isn't related to homosexuality.

11/8/2010 9:13:06 AM

see attacking a man's masculinity is the harshest attack possible, nobody wants to be seen "like a woman" (46min in): http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/202567-1

Bishop Gene Robinson knows this well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiNK7gEnag&p=2558D7B6E9D0E659&playnext=1&index=39

11/8/2010 9:56:43 AM

Quote :

"FINALLY, THE TRUTH!"

[Edited on November 8, 2010 at 11:09 AM. Reason : s]

11/8/2010 11:08:50 AM

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"When given the opportunity to hijack a friend's account, why is "I'm gay" the first thing that pops in the perpetrator's head? "

I usually post "My feet smell " when I hijack a friend's account

11/8/2010 11:34:29 AM