Do you let the girl know shortly before you blow your load or do you just let it be a surprise?

Also, ladies, do you tell the guy "more clit, less slit" or do you just let him continue to drink from your well?

11/8/2010 6:45:05 PM

I always give a courtesy tap. If she doesn't pick up on it though its her fault.

11/8/2010 6:49:41 PM

I always thought yanking her ears closer and thrusting forward into her throat was the bat signal.

11/8/2010 6:50:58 PM

You've gotta handle it like "CNN" and "The Weather Channel". Constant updates.

11/8/2010 7:01:26 PM

I, too, have given and received oral sex


to/from dudes

11/8/2010 7:25:32 PM

seems to me she ought to know when it's coming. I mean, there are physical warning signs--quickened breathing, etc, etc. . .

11/8/2010 7:36:06 PM

^ if she's good, she should

but if she's good, she's been around the block too many times

11/8/2010 7:37:45 PM

Some girls will ask the guy to warn them otherwise go ahead. If she pulls up too late she'll get shot in the face, so...
Either way it's up to her, if she doesn't respond to a warning she's gonna get a mouthful of cum.

11/8/2010 7:52:18 PM

lol courtesy tap

11/8/2010 7:53:56 PM

I believe that any form of warning is simply a courtesy. If for some reason the pace changes, she stops, or otherwise interfere what is leading up to my ejaculation then a choice must be made. I can either A) Continue on, realizing that the force behind ejaculation will not change the outcome and that exploding in her mouth, regardless of whether it is directed towards the tonsils or the inside of her cheek, is still the most preferable deposit area or B) pull it out a half-second prior to explosion and spraying her face down like a firefighter at an inferno.

Once a girl gets sprayed, she usually learns. If not, there is no need to be an ass. Simple instruction, followed by domestic abuse, will get your point across.

11/8/2010 7:59:22 PM

dont take the chance of letting them know. some girls panic and point it right at your face

11/8/2010 8:01:54 PM

DON'T MIND ME, JUST POSTING IN HERE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I'VE GOTTEN A HUMMER BEFORE.

11/8/2010 8:02:19 PM

I yell YAHTZEE!

right before I blast.

11/8/2010 8:23:52 PM

.

[Edited on November 8, 2010 at 8:24 PM. Reason : dbl]

11/8/2010 8:23:52 PM

Quote :

"CATCH"

11/8/2010 8:24:25 PM

i start out with "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand" and that's her cue.
"boom goes the dynamite"

11/8/2010 8:36:21 PM

^god damn it, I was going for that

11/8/2010 9:00:00 PM

you guys probably won't believe this, but i haven't had a girl suck my dick in years..

11/8/2010 9:01:23 PM

Quote :

"you guys probably won't believe this, but i haven't had a girl suck my dick in years.."

Who brought the really depressing guy?

11/8/2010 9:04:20 PM

^^

ah, you must be married.

11/8/2010 9:04:50 PM

It's pretty obvious when it's about to happen. Any girl that isnt a retard should be able to tell without you tapping/telling her.

11/8/2010 9:05:26 PM

It's not as obvious as you think....but 98% of the time I can tell

11/8/2010 9:09:34 PM

My dick swells like a damn balloon before bursting maybe thats not the norm.

11/8/2010 9:10:49 PM

I thought they could just tell too.

11/8/2010 9:12:21 PM

I always emit a loud, shrieking, sissified yelp before I orgasm. I also have been told that I get this horrid facial expression.

I look and sound much like this:






if any ladies would like my phone number, please PM me

11/8/2010 9:15:56 PM

Oh I don't care about the courtesy tap though lol...no need for all that

Just sayin I can usually tell

[Edited on November 8, 2010 at 9:16 PM. Reason : PM Sent^ ]

11/8/2010 9:16:06 PM

I start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then I play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it gets things crazy.

11/8/2010 9:25:30 PM

^ hahahaha

11/8/2010 9:26:02 PM

bwahahahahahah

11/8/2010 9:26:20 PM

oh man, the visual of that was hilarious

11/8/2010 9:30:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwivHG3hR4

11/8/2010 9:32:02 PM

bmel FTW!

11/9/2010 7:18:07 AM

And its all true

11/9/2010 7:22:05 AM

Double win.

11/9/2010 7:26:00 AM

So wait... all girls don't swallow?

Because this is a non-issue if they do...

11/9/2010 7:58:59 AM

I like when a guy lets me know-- not only is it courteous, but there may be a special move they like that can make it even better

11/9/2010 8:07:55 AM

11/9/2010 8:18:36 AM

bmel ftw!



it depends on the girl. i've been cruel enough to not tell a girl and just let go inside them. You can sense their shock at first but they usually take it like a champ. but if i actually care about the girl i will let them know what's up and they can make their own decisions

11/9/2010 8:20:24 AM

Quote :

"^^ ah, you must be married."

Thanks Bobby! I had to wipe coffee off of my monitors.

11/9/2010 9:11:39 AM

ive always given a courtesy tap or signal the first time, but they have always swallowed like a champ.

11/9/2010 9:32:00 AM

What the hell is it with a goddam courtesy tap...what's wrong with a verbal warning?

11/9/2010 4:36:25 PM

DON'T MIND ME, JUST POSTING IN HERE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I'VE GOTTEN A HUMMER BEFORE.

11/9/2010 4:40:18 PM

Countdown with a buzzer sound

5 4 3 2 1 0 EHHHHHHHHH

11/9/2010 4:42:31 PM

if it s chick i don't really care about seeing again i'll let it be a surprise. if its a chicks that i'd like to get a BJ from again then i'll give fair warning but what she does after that is up to her.

11/9/2010 4:42:47 PM

It's ironic that we debate whether to inform the girl when we are about to blow our load in her mouth yet most of you probably have to inform the girl after you've blown your load in her cunt.

Failure to inform of the coming ejaculation in girl's mouth pisses her off. Informing her that you've just ejaculated inside of her cunt pisses her off. No win situation, so just do whatever.

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 5:47 PM. Reason : skeet skeet]

11/9/2010 5:46:57 PM

^ Except for the girls who ask to be cummed in. That is a winning situation

11/9/2010 6:43:52 PM

Quote :

"It's not as obvious as you think....but 98% of the time I can tell "

11/9/2010 7:02:13 PM

most bitches ask me to cum in them. bitches want my jenkem

11/9/2010 7:04:20 PM

haha? warn them? hell no. what is this, middle school?

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2010 7:04:53 PM

set em up

11/9/2010 8:29:35 PM