Quote :

"this is for you skank! like for a why what's up? haha, i'm such a fag for doin this"

11/10/2010 3:20:17 PM

saying happy happy birthday instead of just happy birthday

11/10/2010 3:21:02 PM

facebook is a stupid trend.

11/10/2010 3:26:47 PM

facebook isn't a trend

11/10/2010 3:27:24 PM

Everything on facebook, except for the actual profiles.

11/10/2010 3:28:36 PM

Quote :

"saying happy happy birthday instead of just happy birthday"

Seconded.

11/10/2010 3:32:06 PM

people who post pictures of them lip-locked with their S.O.

does everyone really need to see that?

11/10/2010 3:49:32 PM

would you rather see them crotch locked?

11/10/2010 3:52:38 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck

and

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos

11/10/2010 3:56:47 PM

^^yes

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM. Reason : asd]

11/10/2010 3:56:52 PM

depending on the couple, yes

11/10/2010 3:56:59 PM

yes

11/10/2010 3:57:05 PM

not really a trend, but i hate when someone sends me a message that they have sent to multiple other people, then when people respond they reply to all. it makes me want to scream. i always send reminders on how to not reply to all.

11/10/2010 4:00:56 PM

^ that is a bigger office problem than Facebook

11/10/2010 4:02:36 PM

happens at work too. it amuses me that the higher ups are the guilty ones 9 times out of 10

11/10/2010 4:04:02 PM

A bunch of my black friends make up fake middle names. Example:

Rhonda "BlessedByGod" Jockson

Antwon "HardHitta" Howard

Shedrika "JamaalsBoo" Hutson


What's the deal with this???

11/10/2010 4:07:33 PM

pretty much everything done on FB is done for attention

its a thing i like to call "FFL" -- (Fishing For Likes)

11/10/2010 4:12:55 PM

^^My students do that. I think it's a carry-over from Myspace. DISLIKE

11/10/2010 8:21:12 PM

^ funny how Myspace has become a proto-Facebook

11/10/2010 8:36:35 PM

what is MySpace?

11/10/2010 8:39:20 PM

people that pass their Ph.D. defense and then immediately brag about it on their status update.

11/10/2010 8:39:21 PM

in my experience facebook is just a forum for stay at home moms.

11/10/2010 8:40:50 PM

checking facebook every ten minutes and then telling me about it

11/10/2010 8:48:30 PM

When my wall is spammed with shit like this:

PARENT: My wife just left for work. I'm at home alone with the kid!

5 mins later

PARENT: The kid is going bonkers! Aren't they just a blessing?

2 mins later

PARENT: My kid just said "dada!" He's so smart!

8 mins later

PARENT: Time to feed my kid. I think I'll feed him mashed potatoes with sprinkles!

4 mins later

PARENT: My kid is eating. He likes it! He really likes it!

1 min later

PARENT: Going to get my kid out of the highchair.

6 mins later

PARENT: Got the kid out of the highchair and now he's in his room playing with his toys and watching Wonder Pets.

2 mins later

PARENT: My wife has been gone for 30 minutes and the kid is still ok. I'm good at this parenting stuff!

6 mins later

PARENT: Going to check on the kid.

4 mins later

PARENT: Kid has a poopoo diaper. I need to change it.

3 mins later

PARENT: Changing the kid's diaper. It smells like there's a lot in there.

58 seconds later

PARENT: Shoooweeee! Big dookie in my kid's diaper!

1 min later

PARENT: Seriously, how do kids doodoo that much? It was EVERYWHERE!

1 min later

PARENT: I hope my kid doesn't crap again. It still smells really bad.

5 mins later

PARENT: Had to spray some Lysol. The smell of child poo is nasty.

1 min later

PARENT: Hope you other parents don't have messy diapers today!

1 min later

Seriously, no one gives a damn how much your kid shits or how bad it smells.

11/10/2010 9:23:15 PM

^HA!

11/10/2010 9:37:57 PM

The crazy thing about ^^ is that those same people are anti-Twitter because "I don't want to tell people what I'm doing all day every day" as though Twitter forces you to use it that way

I know people who micro-blog on Twitter, people who promote their business on Twitter, people who dialog about sports on Twitter, and people who clown around and tell jokes about shit on the internet on Twitter. I don't know ANYONE who posts a continuous stream of what they're doing in that moment.

11/11/2010 9:32:59 AM

all the "which superhero are you?"-type shit. especially when one mother fucker does about 30 of them and it takes up the whole feed.

11/11/2010 9:41:09 AM

People coming out of the fucking woodwork to say happy birthday because of the guilt induced by the birthday notification.

11/11/2010 9:47:34 AM

Quote :

" http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck and http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos"

YOUR CAR: "It can go from zero to douche in 60 seconds"

I lol'd pretty hard at that one.

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 9:56 AM. Reason : .]

11/11/2010 9:56:33 AM

owning a facebook account

11/11/2010 12:34:43 PM

If you know someone affected by "x", please repost this as your status.

11/11/2010 1:56:03 PM

11/11/2010 2:01:24 PM

I try to only post status updates that will make people laugh or think.


But, sometimes, I'm afraid that it just makes me look stupid....so I just troll on tww instead.

11/11/2010 5:04:02 PM

^^ ahahahaha

11/11/2010 5:12:00 PM

I post stuff that I think is interesting

and almost nothing about my own life, let alone what I'm doing at every single moment

11/11/2010 8:46:55 PM

Not sure where to post this, but I noticed people are posting pictures of cartoon characters. What does it all mean?

12/5/2010 6:11:16 PM

it's going to solve child abuse

12/5/2010 6:14:38 PM

^^you picked the right thread.

^is correct

12/5/2010 6:17:42 PM

I probably would have played along with the cartoon thing if it wasn't for the whole child abuse angle.

12/5/2010 6:34:44 PM

someone put pedo bear as their pic

12/5/2010 6:38:46 PM

^ Yeah I've seen that and this

12/5/2010 6:50:29 PM

^ Excellent idea

12/5/2010 7:04:12 PM

Quote :

"BREAKING NEWS: Abusive parents all over the world have all stopped the ritual abuse of their children because they saw that you changed your Facebook picture to a cartoon. Really! You did it, guys! Congratulations."

12/5/2010 7:35:16 PM

^hahahaha i'm totally stealing that

12/5/2010 7:46:57 PM

Quote :

"If you have a cartoon picture as your profile pic please remove it ASAP.. It's a group of PEDOPHILES that made it up. They are doing it because kids will accept their friend requests faster... if they see a cartoon picture. It has nothing to do with child violence.... It was on that TV ...show that warns you about internet fraud and... it will be on the news tonight. repost to let people know!!!"

12/5/2010 8:17:35 PM

ahhh... i <3 facebook for all these reasons

12/5/2010 9:37:59 PM

stupid facebook profile updates

12/6/2010 1:43:43 AM

ITT: All facebook trends.

Though at least this one isn't quite as stupid as the hollywood doppleganger one a while back, which really exposed the unrealistic images people had of themselves.

12/6/2010 1:57:24 AM

i lolololed that some of my friends thought they were anywhere near as attractive as say kristen bell or angelina jolie

12/6/2010 2:00:42 AM

i picked a pale hockey player with bags under his eyes

he's a lot richer than me, but we're both mediocre-looking scrubs

12/6/2010 2:28:38 AM