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wdprice3
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It’s a blessing to know that I have a group of haters monitoring my post 24/7. I feel so bad for saying that all of you pussies have no life, so I apologize for that. I came to the conclusion that if a person has a job then they are considered to have a life as well. So, I’ll give credit to all you douche-bags for having a job because being my personal hater is a lot of work. Also, cherish the mediocre lifestyle you live; it’s better than no life at all. It makes me happy to know that I am the reason why you all have a life.

It’s now time for all you haters to get busy and keep us entertained with your lousy ass post. By the way, I will be giving out a prize to whoever reaches 40,000 posts first.

The first person that replies to this post will be crowned as NC State’s biggest douche-bag!!

11/11/2010 1:53:49 AM

BridgetSPK
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WOOT WOOT!

DBAG IN DA HOUSE!

11/11/2010 1:56:33 AM

shmorri2
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^ Thank you for your personal sacrifice. I now feel safe.

11/11/2010 1:57:34 AM

wdprice3
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what do you two douche-bags want? I don't see 40,000 posts under your name

11/11/2010 1:58:58 AM

shmorri2
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I wanted to make sure that this thread was at the top of the forum Chit Chat page so that every one of your haters is constantly reminded of their life-less achievement in racing to the 40kth post of douchebaggery.

Just trying to be your fwend.

11/11/2010 2:00:20 AM

wdprice3
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good job, lifeless douche-bag.

11/11/2010 2:01:16 AM

BridgetSPK
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40k or not, I think all three of us d-bags are awesome!!!

11/11/2010 2:01:25 AM

shmorri2
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

11/11/2010 2:01:55 AM

GREEN JAY
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its veterans day, shut up faggots

11/11/2010 2:02:20 AM

shmorri2
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^ I'm sorry.... Are you wasting my bandwidth in my TWW Forum?

11/11/2010 2:03:21 AM

BridgetSPK
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NOW IT'S FOUR AWESOME D-BAGS!!!

WOOT WOOT!

11/11/2010 2:04:03 AM

GREEN JAY
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11/11/2010 2:04:08 AM

Netstorm
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For tdub convenience:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=604614

11/11/2010 2:05:21 AM

BridgetSPK
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So Netstorm beat us all to #1 d-bag status.

11/11/2010 2:09:20 AM

GREEN JAY
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disregard that shit, this thread is serious

11/11/2010 2:10:18 AM

BridgetSPK
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Five kickass d-bags rocking d-bag shit and whatnot.

Woot woot.

11/11/2010 2:14:52 AM

merbig
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Ok.

So, if a person has a job, they have a life. You made the argument that hating you is a job, and therefore we have lives. I accept that postulation. If you provide us with a job, therefore you are our employer. Being our employer, you owe me at least $7.25/hr when I am on TWW. Additionally, after 40 hours, we get overtime.

Also, due to Obamacare, you have an obligation to provide us with healthcare. Also, you have to ensure that this site conforms to OSHA specifications so that we are safe. Also, you have to fire anyone who creates a hostile work environment, or else, I will sue the shit out of you.

I await my first paycheck of $1682 (includes overtime and what time, based on the fact that I never punch out of here. ).

11/11/2010 2:17:25 AM

GREEN JAY
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me too. also, I'd like my check in canadian dollars, please

11/11/2010 2:38:04 AM

Netstorm
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^^^^^Damn straight, I jumped on that shit.

I'm #1!!!

11/11/2010 2:39:26 AM

merbig
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^^ You may have to make a formal request with information like minimum wage in Canada, as well as pushing him to offer you more as he is a US employer and he doesn't pay taxes to cover your health benefits provided to you by your government.

11/11/2010 9:24:31 AM

wdprice3
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fuck you douche-bags

11/11/2010 10:49:32 AM

merbig
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^

11/11/2010 10:51:42 AM

BoondockSt
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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE


I hate you, I hate you, I hate you...I don't even know you, but I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you, and you alone.

11/11/2010 10:55:00 AM

wdprice3
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I love having a hater fan club that I can talk shit to.

11/11/2010 1:01:35 PM

Spontaneous
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Well than I thank you, wdprice3

11/11/2010 1:55:33 PM

tromboner950
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I just got done posting this in another thread, but for some reason, it feels just as appropriate here...

11/11/2010 1:56:53 PM

merbig
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Quote :
"I love having a hater fan club that I can talk shit to."


You are the one who is hating. Why the hate?

11/11/2010 2:29:38 PM

wdprice3
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nice try pee-wee

11/11/2010 4:36:22 PM

PHAEL
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pity bump

11/11/2010 4:47:58 PM

merbig
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^^ Where's my money?

11/11/2010 4:55:04 PM

LeonIsPro
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11/11/2010 6:50:02 PM

wdprice3
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I'm still here fuckers! I actually have a life outside of this shitty ass website. How many new haters joined the club today?

11/12/2010 9:07:08 AM

kiljadn
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11/12/2010 9:36:03 AM

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