I have heard different stories from different ppl.

Please explain what you think is bad sex.

11/12/2010 3:40:02 PM

they don't know how to hit the spot

v yea, that too

11/12/2010 3:43:16 PM

If you have to ask...

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM. Reason : V that too. LOL]

11/12/2010 3:43:42 PM

Banjo, you know some chick told YOU this statement, dont even try to lie or you would have never made this posting!

11/12/2010 3:45:29 PM

Everyone, but you, is a Sex God/Godess. We are not familiar with the term "bad in bed." Please go to 4chan for help.

11/12/2010 3:46:44 PM

Not the best place to ask this considering every person on TWW is either rocking a 12 incher and doling out orgasms like candy (males) or is able to suck a tennis ball through a garden hose (females and Evan)... Just ask them..

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 3:48 PM. Reason : Spelling]

11/12/2010 3:47:20 PM

Not true. I am just curious to know what girls have to say.

11/12/2010 3:47:26 PM

^^ true

here is what I have heard that is bad.

lasting less than 30 sec = very bad
refusing to go down on a girl
penis size that is not girthy but less than 4 inches
quick thrusting in an out = very boring
other...?

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : cd]

11/12/2010 3:48:02 PM

^^^ truth.

11/12/2010 3:49:13 PM

All I need is more practice.. Any ladies wanna volunteer?

11/12/2010 3:50:39 PM

evan gives terrible blowjobs

11/12/2010 3:53:58 PM

Quote :

"every person on TWW is either rocking a 12 incher and doling out orgasms like candy"

I too got the magic stick.

11/12/2010 3:54:34 PM

To suck at fucking.

11/12/2010 3:57:41 PM

they aint eatin nuttin

Quote :

"quick thrusting in an out = very boring"

ladies like when you bury that thing in there then lay that weight on her for a few seconds

those with a wrestling background know how to lay that weight down at the hips

just sayin

hell i even get bored, and i imagine every other dude does also, just pumpin fast

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 4:00 PM. Reason : d]

11/12/2010 3:58:24 PM

^ this is true.

I have also heard the phrase "huge penis but couldn't use such a wonderful tool, and we only did it once."


I have also heard that very good looking guys are usually poor partners in bed.

11/12/2010 4:15:49 PM

So, what I've gathered from the OP is that some girl has told you you have a small dick and that you suck at fucking.

11/12/2010 4:19:59 PM

Not listening to what she wants would get you that title quickly. It's easy for us to fire off a round or two without much trouble, but if you don't follow the golden rule of ladies first, she's probably going to be left wanting.

11/12/2010 4:20:36 PM

BigHitSunday:

Quote :

"hell i even get bored, and i imagine every other dude"

~

11/12/2010 4:25:28 PM

It's all subjective. It means you didn't give her the satisfaction she wanted/expected.

11/12/2010 4:25:28 PM

you didn't pay her enough after

11/12/2010 4:31:13 PM

I dole out orgasms like Sweet Tarts.

11/12/2010 4:33:30 PM

Quote :

"I dole out orgasms like Sweet Tarts."

small and unsatisfying??

11/12/2010 4:43:21 PM

Yep.

11/12/2010 4:46:06 PM

wow....Soggy says something I totally agree with

Quote :

"ladies like when you bury that thing in there then lay that weight on her for a few seconds those with a wrestling background know how to lay that weight down at the hips"

also

Quote :

"quick thrusting in an out = very boring"

and

Quote :

""huge penis but couldn't use such a wonderful tool, and we only did it once.""

11/12/2010 5:02:56 PM

"please don't call me back"

11/12/2010 5:17:54 PM

wait. what were questions 1 - 3?

11/12/2010 5:22:08 PM

I think that it can basically boil down to "didn't get me off and has no hope of getting me off."

That said, you can get a girl off and still be moderately bad in bed.

11/12/2010 5:31:53 PM

EMCE & I decided the world would be sucked into a worm hole if we ever crossed streams

(no homo)

11/12/2010 5:39:20 PM

11/12/2010 5:41:52 PM

This has nothing to do with what women have told me or what I have to offer. It has to do more with my curiosity because I hear women talking about bad sex a lot.

For the record, I have never been accused of being bad and i was never a "one and done" type. But, I do violate some of the aforementioned guidelines from time to time because I feel like it.

11/12/2010 5:58:40 PM

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"I have never been accused of being bad "

well of course not. Most women are concerned with not hurting other people's feelings

11/12/2010 6:21:25 PM

Every man knows that it's much better to attack the woman's self-conscious concerns about her body.

Guys, if you sucked in the bedroom, make HER believe that it was her fault for being so goddamn ugly and smelly.

11/12/2010 6:24:50 PM

^ guaranteed to work 60% of the time, all the time.

11/12/2010 6:28:28 PM

^ I'm very convincing

If you don't believe me, go ahead and sleep with me. I promise, you'll feel like garbage afterwards.

11/12/2010 6:30:36 PM

11/12/2010 6:30:52 PM

ok, later guys. I guess I need to run some errands before going out tonight

11/12/2010 6:31:28 PM

If a girl tells you that you suck in bed, she's just trying to make you mad so that you start fucking her hard like she wants it.

11/12/2010 6:52:56 PM

^ I doubt that. I don't think girls actually like it rough.

11/12/2010 7:51:02 PM

Oh, you silly BanjoMan.

Read this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html

11/12/2010 8:22:30 PM

Quote :

"those with a wrestling background know how to lay that weight down at the hips"

I miss hooking up with this dude that used to wrastle....damn

11/12/2010 8:29:46 PM