AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
What do you carry, to/fro work in yo bag/purse/briefcase/satchel everyday?
I have seen this done before, maybe even on TWW, but I couldn't find any while searching other than a 3 year old post about purses.
I will start, and after examining, I realized how far up Steve Jobs ass I have become
Apple dual core i5 Macbook Pro Apple Magic Mouse Apple Wireless Keyboard Apple iPhone 3GS (backup), i use an iPhone 4 Apple dvi/display mini adapter Apple iPad 32GB Wifi only Apple usb Cable iPad Easel RSA Secure ID Dongle Some Air Optix -2.0 Contacts Squished Nature Valley Peanut Butter Granola Bar Company Pen 2GB Sandisk SD Card 4GB Sandisk USB Thumb Drive Hackey Sack?? Some Screen Wipes Manila Folder
All packaged up in my trusty Jansport. 11/15/2010 8:58:04 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I love my comfy sweater 11/15/2010 8:59:18 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
A couple a cans'a whoop ass, you did a good-ass job of just eyein me, spyin me 11/15/2010 8:59:45 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Notebook Work laptop condoms blue pen red pen black pen 11/15/2010 9:00:57 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
wallet Burt's Bees cranberry lip gloss iPhone pen random receipts hand lotion keys when I'm not in the car sunglasses right now but not always: checkbook, Spin Pins, a pair of earrings and a couple random ear plugs I hid from my cat 11/15/2010 9:01:19 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
To the OP: Dude, wtf.
You've got a laptop. Why do you need all the other shit?
[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : asdfas] 11/15/2010 9:01:57 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
This made me grab the stupid clear tote bag I have to carry when inside Saks....wow at the shit I have!
2 books of coupons I need to go through Pens Earrings Bracelets 5 lip glosses Nail Polish Check Book Random notes I wrote to myself and forgot about Trident Layers (that's how they pay you at Saks Fifth Avenue) Cell phone charger Flash Drive (so I can job hunt while I'm on the job lol) Flats (my feet hurt) Cosmetics samples Fragrance samples 2 wallets Keys when I'm not in the car
Maybe I should clean that thing out? 11/15/2010 9:07:34 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
11/15/2010 9:09:02 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
a bomb
11/15/2010 9:09:04 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
a Dolphin 11/15/2010 9:15:51 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
That's like $4000 worth of gear.
That's worth more than my car.
11/15/2010 9:21:02 PM |
StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
Came in here to post:
Quote : | "A couple a cans'a whoop ass, you did a good-ass job of just eyein me, spyin me" |
11/15/2010 9:22:05 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
No idea what all is in my bag, but I do always know where my towel is.
[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ] 11/15/2010 9:22:35 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
man you askin to get robbed 11/15/2010 9:22:55 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ My car cost $400. I spent all my monies on apples. I have an iPhone 4 and a Samsung Captivate not photo'd. The iPhone took the photo, and I left the Captivate at work.
I am a Software Engineer, my team is building a mobile ecommerce platform, for iOS and Android. A good computer with ample ram that will run xcode and eclipse is needed, I use keyboard/mouse when I have it hooked up to my monitor at work.
[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : Shits all work related D.] 11/15/2010 9:23:19 PM |
john kruk All American 5325 Posts user info edit post |
...still doesnt explain why you need all of that shit. 11/15/2010 9:26:21 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
mac book, lenovo tablet, portfolio headphones, 5 HID key cards Flashlight leatherman digital camera 8 gig flash drive pens/pencils 11/15/2010 9:26:26 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
So have you gotten laid due to what you carry in your bag?
If not would you like to?
ha
[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : that was for ALASKAboy....sumfoo is all wifed up ] 11/15/2010 9:26:59 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
I understand that Se7en reference. 11/15/2010 9:29:41 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
lol not yet but close !
lol my bag sucks its heavy as fudge and i'm always ready to beat someone's ass if they grab it.
(not to mention i have an iphone 4 and a blackberry POS and a CRKT 3" knife in my pockets)
[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .] 11/15/2010 9:30:58 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 11/15/2010 9:32:06 PM |
Mappy All American 1025 Posts user info edit post |
Lenovo T400 + charger + mouse Spiral notebook Mechanical pencil/pens Calculator Zune + headphones Motorola Advisor ii pager RSA Secure ID Umbrella Lunch 11/15/2010 9:33:24 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
my gf's dog barfed all over my work bag this weekend.
so, i've gone to an old messenger bag, and cleaned out the old bag before washing.
i found currency from seven countries in that bag.
lulz.
so now, all that's in the new (old) one is
laptop laptop charger travel mouse process and instrumentation drawings id 1 red pencil, 1 draft pencil, 1 black pen, 1 red pen
i need to keep it this clean 11/15/2010 9:36:08 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
snap I forgot about my ID
yea my bag stays clean for like 2 days max....then I float around the cosmetics department getting freebies and it gets all cluttered again. 11/15/2010 9:37:28 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
bitches love freebies 11/15/2010 9:38:09 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha I will NEVER buy fragrance again
also I get to use La Mer for free instead of paying like $130 an ounce 11/15/2010 9:39:08 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Diapers Wipes Little People Figurine(s) ID, Debit cards Chapstick Lipgloss Cell phone AntiNausea meds Kleenex A laxtex-free condom Colgate wisps 11/15/2010 9:39:53 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
the only stuff I carry on me all the time:
Droid X Keys Wallet (credit cards, insurance cards, & license) Ipod
I guess I don't really carry a lot around. 11/15/2010 9:42:10 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
I know it's none of my business, but what does a pregnant lady do with a condom? 11/15/2010 9:42:13 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Balloon Animals 11/15/2010 9:43:16 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
keep spunk out of the babies eyes. 11/15/2010 9:44:02 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
Oh word, good point. That shit burns. 11/15/2010 9:44:54 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know it's none of my business, but what does a pregnant lady do with a condom?" |
After I had my IUD removed, we intended on initially using condoms until I had a normal cycle.11/15/2010 9:48:41 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, gotcha. 11/15/2010 9:49:56 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Also pregnant bitches can still get teh clap!
11/15/2010 9:50:38 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
IF YO BOO BE SLEEPIN WITH OTHER TRICKS!!! 11/15/2010 9:51:23 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
I respect that you practice safe pregnant sex when getting plowed by a stranger. 11/15/2010 9:52:58 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
lawl 11/15/2010 9:53:39 PM |
cheezitman All American 1245 Posts user info edit post |
TOO MUCH SHIT IN BAG
DOES NOT COMPUTE
YOU NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE
11/15/2010 10:38:57 PM |
kylekatern All American 3291 Posts user info edit post |
I don't carry a bag these days, however I do have a toolbox I use jsut to empty pockets into, and for carry back and forth to my truck. its my 'grab the truck key and box and run/ method of leaving for work fast, I can put work keys, etc in my pockets once I am at work. I do constantly have to clean it out though, for going onto certain sites, or when I have to drive personal vehicle for work, vs company vehicle.
work truck key with clip for belt 'work' keys with elevator keys, plus belt clip 8 site badges with key sets for work pocket protectors, with wiring screwdrivers ink pens 4 sharpies 'backup' emergency battery with adaptor for cellphone, nextel, and ipod touch 2 bandanna's Work handheld, Intermec CN50 with its belt case 'out of service' sign packet misc pile of 8-10 screws and wiring connectors, usually whatever was left in pockets from last week misc medication in a small pill case, normally 1 days worth of my blood pressure meds, some allergy pills, antacids, anti nausea, etc. 2X sets safety glasses, 1 clear 1 yellow 1 set side shields for prescription glasses, plus lanyard 'automatic' noise reactive ear plugs ~30 loose ear plugs in a bag Keltec P32 in a pocket slider lives in a reworked 'screw tray' section of the lid, still looks like a pop open lid on a small screw tray with dividers. Bottom of box has zipper bags with the Keltec P357 in a SoB holster, spare mags for it and the 32, a nice duty belt, paddle holsters with both SW-99(40) and with SureFire light and 1X mag for the SW. Also a bag with a laser for the SW, 3 more spare mags, and an extra 100 rounds ammo. 11/15/2010 10:55:41 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THERE!!! 11/19/2010 12:46:21 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc
[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 12:52 AM. Reason : edited, but fuck it, the reference still works] 11/19/2010 12:50:43 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha laskan be drunk! 11/19/2010 12:51:40 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
^U RITE 11/19/2010 12:56:47 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No idea what all is in my bag, but I do always know where my towel is." |
I see and acknowledge your reference good sir.11/19/2010 12:59:31 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
^U RITE TOO 11/19/2010 1:02:44 AM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
i carry no such bag or purse 11/19/2010 2:55:32 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
nothing but a food lion bag with my lunch in it 11/19/2010 2:58:52 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^ 11/19/2010 3:24:00 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
set 'em up 11/19/2010 3:25:43 PM |