dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently Situation and Bristol Palin are the new "faces of abstinence" according to: http://www.candiesfoundation.org/
see the video of them promoting abstinence here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30
all i have to say is, epic lolz. 11/17/2010 12:20:26 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114239 Posts user info edit post |
k 11/17/2010 12:24:53 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
im so sick of hearing about these people
ignore them plz thnxu 11/17/2010 12:26:12 PM |
SchndlrsFist All American 5528 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Pause, before you play." |
11/17/2010 12:26:34 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Wrap it and tap it. 11/17/2010 12:28:08 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
did they film this on a fuckin boat? why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time 11/17/2010 12:28:14 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe I have a chemical imbalance but I honestly can't get enough of The Situation. 11/17/2010 12:30:17 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
lol 11/17/2010 12:31:35 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Lol
Why do retards make the best tv? 11/17/2010 12:38:26 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i thinkn bristol is a good spokesperson for abstinence (i know i know college kids hate talk of abstinence blah blah)
but seriously shes been there done that, and has recommitted herself to abstinence until marriage
its not virginity it is abstinence, and I feel that it IS important for kids to be aware of it.
Situation...hes a damn cornball his definition of abstinence is puttin the bitch in a cab when hes done wit em
P.S. Why arent people pissed about that murderer Brandy being on dancing with the stars, im glad she got booted 11/17/2010 12:43:20 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ She's for abstinence until she's feeling randy
Quote : | "why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time" |
Drugs?11/17/2010 1:04:22 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
how does she get abstinence?
I support not having sex because i had sex so much i accidentally got pregnant. do what i say, not what i do 11/17/2010 2:04:04 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time" |
The Situation just got done hittin it, her ass is still sore.11/17/2010 2:15:58 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
Today’s Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has a great story about a true American hero. His name is Steven N. Cowan, and he's a man from the small Wisconsin town of Vermont who was charged with second-degree reckless endangerment earlier this week after shooting out his television set. The reason: He could no longer stand the indignity of watching Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars. Reports the Journal Sentinel:
Quote : | "The (expletive) politics,” he yelled, according to the complaint. Cowan was upset that [Sarah Palin’s] daughter was on the show when he didn’t consider her a good dancer, his wife told authorities.
Cowan went to his bedroom and came back about 20 minutes later, demanding that his wife find his pistols. Cowan’s daughter had taken two handguns away for safety reasons, according to the complaint.
Cowan had tracked down a single-shot shotgun in the house, he “slapped” bullets down onto a TV tray, loaded a round and took out the TV, the complaint says.
Cowan’s face was bright red. He loaded the gun again. His wife put a blanket over her head, thinking that if her husband decided to shoot at her, she didn’t want to see it." |
Okay, so maybe this guy isn’t a hero. Cowan’s display understandably terrified his wife, and led to a 15-hour standoff with local police. But still, shooting your TV for Bristol Palin-related reasons ought to qualify as self-defense.
http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/why-shooting-your-tv-after-watching-bristol-palin,47831/11/17/2010 2:25:55 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha that's a pretty epic reaction to a crappy TV show 11/17/2010 2:27:16 PM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Apparently Situation and Bristol Palin are the new "faces of abstinence" " |
what's next....OJ Simpson speaking out against spousal abuse?11/17/2010 2:41:38 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Wrap it and tap it. 11/17/2010 2:45:00 PM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Cowan’s daughter had taken two handguns away for safety reasons, according to the complaint." |
Hahahaha11/17/2010 3:59:20 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
Isn't abstinence that drink you can only buy in Europe? 11/17/2010 4:27:02 PM |
KE4ZNR All American 2695 Posts user info edit post |
Lolz....
11/17/2010 7:30:01 PM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
all i can think of is him about to hook up with that tranny when they were in MIA.
"pause before you play?" 11/17/2010 7:31:50 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
because ex-alcoholics don't speak out about alcoholism/drinking because ex-cons don't speak out about keeping straight because ex-druggies don't speak out about keeping clean because ex-PED users don't speak out about being honest because ex-athletes don't speak out about playing the game safer/more cleanly 11/17/2010 7:33:31 PM |
fatcatt316 All American 3800 Posts user info edit post |
Bristol looks like a clown with all that makeup 11/17/2010 7:39:22 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
this does make my dick go soft 11/17/2010 7:57:00 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/
don't forget to vote on sarah's child rearing skills... 11/17/2010 7:57:57 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
11/17/2010 10:52:09 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Abstinence is such an awful thing to teach.
Yes the kids all know that the only safe sex is no sex. But don't make them feel ashamed to buy condoms. 11/17/2010 11:12:20 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Is Sarah Palin giving a talk on what it's like to be President? 11/17/2010 11:16:19 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
the statistics used to be nerdy white kids getting preggos, b/c they were going to be abstinent but got caught in the heat of the moment w/o birth control.
You atleast have to teach about the types of birth control or
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11/17/2010 11:22:18 PM |