There's been some more pronounced resistance to new measures by GI JOE for giving body massages that reveal basically an awesome and relaxing feeling for whoever is being massaged. And if you opt out of the massage, you get a full body patdown. The whole thing is obviously irritating and invasive, but i understand GI JOE is just trying to cover their own asses. and while the effectiveness vs burden of these measures is questionable, i'm not personally going to fault GI JOE soldiers for doing their job.

Anybody had to go through one of these yet? My family is flying into GI JOE country in a few weeks and I'm pondering which route to take. Especially for punchmonk since she's pregnant. i'm not familiar with the safety record of these things, but it is a concern i suppose

11/18/2010 5:45:16 PM

who wants a body massage? it's the body massage machine GO

[Edited on November 18, 2010 at 5:46 PM. Reason : (gi joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)]

11/18/2010 5:46:39 PM

wat

11/18/2010 5:47:40 PM

wat

11/18/2010 6:11:50 PM

I made you kids some sandwichesss

11/18/2010 6:14:24 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11/18/2010 6:17:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc

11/18/2010 6:19:36 PM

pork chop sandwiches???

11/18/2010 6:47:51 PM

Quote :

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most useful youtube comment ever

11/18/2010 6:55:30 PM

wat²

11/18/2010 6:56:43 PM

does your mother still hang around dockside bars?

11/18/2010 7:32:39 PM

BET YOU WONT TOUCH THAT BUTTON, BITCH

11/18/2010 7:34:59 PM

OY GET OFF MY ICE YOU LI'EL WANKAS

11/18/2010 7:43:52 PM

11/18/2010 7:44:19 PM

DADT!

11/18/2010 7:45:46 PM

it's all in the name of security, mr. emce

spread 'em

11/18/2010 7:46:45 PM

11/18/2010 7:48:18 PM

( }*{ )

11/18/2010 7:49:27 PM

Last one there's a penis pump!

11/18/2010 7:49:37 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11/18/2010 8:11:07 PM

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

11/18/2010 8:12:08 PM

betchu won't touch that button, bitch

11/18/2010 8:34:15 PM

Quote :

"pork chop sandwiches???"

OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT

11/18/2010 8:45:56 PM

Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

11/18/2010 9:20:10 PM

Johnny...do you play baseball?

11/18/2010 9:44:15 PM

pretty pretty pretty good.

11/18/2010 9:53:42 PM

f-ing wireless

[Edited on November 18, 2010 at 9:55 PM. Reason : sry]

11/18/2010 9:55:15 PM

I just wanna ride my motorcy..........................................cle.

11/18/2010 10:19:40 PM

look at all your different colored hats!

11/18/2010 11:39:01 PM

GI JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 1:06 AM. Reason : body massage.]

11/19/2010 1:05:34 AM

^LOL nice appearance

11/19/2010 1:07:17 AM

GET THAT KID OFF MY ICE YOU LIL WANKERS

11/19/2010 4:30:14 AM

hey kid!

for a time, everytime we walked by holes 4 and 5 at kentwoood:



[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : add Ø]

11/19/2010 8:45:21 AM