http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

11/19/2010 7:11:08 PM

11/19/2010 7:12:48 PM

there's no need to argue

11/19/2010 7:14:21 PM

when my feet turn into meatballs i have difficulty walking too

11/19/2010 7:14:31 PM

11/19/2010 7:16:13 PM

Thank you.

I hate hate people who rant all day about how smart their fucking dogs are.



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11/19/2010 7:18:51 PM

lol, k that had me and the fiance both laughing out loud (we saw great visions of our own dog in the "simple dog" moments)

11/19/2010 7:20:17 PM

^^I agree that a lot of dogs can be really stupid. That's why they're so great.







I miss having dog.

11/19/2010 7:23:13 PM

its better with the extra slides.

This blog is one of the best i've ever read.





then again i've attempted to read like maybe 5 blogs before getting bored



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11/19/2010 7:28:48 PM

i lol'd

11/19/2010 7:31:30 PM

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/09/party.html


fucking golden

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11/19/2010 7:33:20 PM

I read this one when it posted the other night (thanks google reader) and was in stitches. Justin then read it and lol'd. Sabrina = Helper dog

11/19/2010 7:41:13 PM

Quote :

"DERPETUAL FOOD MACHINE"

11/19/2010 7:50:33 PM

more simple dog back story:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html

11/19/2010 8:00:16 PM

omg. i have simple dog & helper dog. suki is JUST like simple dog. mia is just like helper dog except she has more self-esteem.

we just did parts of the IQ test on ^that page...suki failed. mia got out of the blanket almost immediately & got the treat from under the cup in seconds. suki never got the treat out, even though she's super food motivated. she tried to get out of the blanket for a little bit, then twisted herself in a knot & gave up.

suki (left) & mia (right)

11/19/2010 9:37:58 PM

that's terrific

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : the OP]

11/19/2010 9:41:07 PM

Quote :

"Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins. "

This is the truest statement I have read about moving, ever.

11/19/2010 11:09:57 PM

I laughed til I cried and chortled with force.

11/19/2010 11:32:12 PM

Quote :

""

YESSSSSS THIS IS MY DOG

11/19/2010 11:59:47 PM

New one is out:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/12/year-kenny-loggins-ruined-christmas.html

12/22/2010 10:58:18 AM

Quote :

"NO A MILLION"

12/22/2010 11:08:24 AM

i really dig some of her blogs. but that one's kind of meh.

12/22/2010 11:19:17 AM

Kenny Loggins can read minds.

12/22/2010 11:29:31 AM

^ lol

12/22/2010 12:00:45 PM

you guys, I'm seriously.

12/22/2010 12:06:28 PM

Kenny Loggins is the new Chuck Norris...



and this one made me laughed hysterically because I've been hammered and gotten stuck on something so silly that i laughed until i made myself hyperventilate, cry, and almost puke...and still couldn't let it go

12/22/2010 12:15:41 PM

Quote :

"i really dig some of her blogs. but that one's kind of meh."

12/22/2010 1:39:35 PM

I lol'd

12/22/2010 1:40:18 PM

^as did i.

12/22/2010 1:40:29 PM

i probably wouldn't have found the dogs posting as hilarious were it not for the fact that our two dogs are just like that

12/22/2010 1:45:59 PM

the dog one was pretty funny, even though my dog is a smart motherfucker..... except for that continue-making-the-constant-noise until you get what you want bit.

the jesus story one was sort of juvenile and contrived. i guess i need my religion-bashing to be of a higher caliber. i'm a snob like that.





[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 5:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2010 5:34:56 PM

what are you talking about... it's not funny because it is "religion bashing" - it is funny gets worked up because adults aren't taking her seriously.



and my reaction to this is that it seems like stuff our family does... something gets us going, and then nothing serious can occur for hours because it never ends

12/22/2010 6:11:10 PM

well, yeah, sure ... but i'm just not feeling it, broseph.

12/22/2010 6:13:34 PM

fair enough... I just felt like I could personally relate to this one moreso than the other ones (the dog one was pretty spot on though), so it was pretty funny to me. They are all funny to me though.... silly cartoon faces make me laugh

12/22/2010 7:12:20 PM

KENNY LOGGINS CAN READ MINDS

I lol'd because that shit reminds me of "Batman" and "Ranch"

12/22/2010 7:18:25 PM

Quote :

"the jesus story one was sort of juvenile and contrived. i guess i need my religion-bashing to be of a higher caliber. i'm a snob like that."

She's relating a story from her childhood and you say it's juvenile? Of course it's juvenile. I'm sure stories of what you did when you were a little kid are the height of literary genius

[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 9:35 AM. Reason : d]

12/23/2010 9:35:26 AM

haters gonna hate

12/23/2010 9:38:06 AM

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html

12/23/2010 10:19:13 AM

This reminds me of my cat She's so fucking dumb but she tries.

12/23/2010 10:25:22 AM

^^http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=597172

already a thread for that

12/23/2010 10:47:51 AM