Jaybee1200 is single!

11/22/2010 11:21:27 PM

NO WAY!!!!!

11/22/2010 11:21:50 PM

Quote :

" women of TWW"

Awwww

11/22/2010 11:23:16 PM

poor z, hopes dashed twice in one night. the men of the wolf web are so cruel.

11/22/2010 11:23:58 PM

fuck, did you eat your gf?

11/22/2010 11:24:09 PM

yeah, I could have just pointed out the 2-3 women on here individually, but figured I would keep an open mind


^ I tried to eat the fucking thing you call a nose but it was too much for one sitting

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:24 PM. Reason : d]

11/22/2010 11:24:11 PM

o hai

11/22/2010 11:24:22 PM

What happened?

11/22/2010 11:24:31 PM

So that sucks, are both your names on the mortgage?

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:25 PM. Reason : fucking hells]

11/22/2010 11:25:05 PM

don't worry, there's plenty of him to go around.

11/22/2010 11:25:12 PM

^^^^ hey there, do you take unknown drinks from dudes you have met once?

^^^ nothing big, just been fighting a lot, shes stressed from school and work full time, I have a lot of stress due to my parents health, decided to cut it off before we started to hate each other.

^^ um, no... you crazy?

^ holla

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:27 PM. Reason : d]

11/22/2010 11:26:39 PM

zing

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:27 PM. Reason : ladies love the chin strap]

11/22/2010 11:26:59 PM

Does this mean you're moving out of the place with the disproportionately small television?

11/22/2010 11:28:16 PM

Quote :

"What happened? "

She called Tee Martin names.

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:28 PM. Reason : q]

11/22/2010 11:28:21 PM

^^ no way, I own this shit... well, I owe a bank that owns it

^ there was that too

11/22/2010 11:29:39 PM

Quote :

"^^^^ hey there, do you take unknown drinks from dudes you have met once? "

Only rufie-coladas. There are worse things to take.

Also, sorry to hear about your breakup.

11/22/2010 11:33:46 PM

11/22/2010 11:34:12 PM

I happen to be an expert bartender

11/22/2010 11:34:14 PM

I have identified a suitable target for your evil cocktail: RachelMarie.

11/22/2010 11:38:27 PM

no

11/22/2010 11:38:48 PM

I make a good wingman.

11/23/2010 1:15:17 AM

chin up jaybee!!

11/23/2010 2:56:10 AM

I took a drink from a dude I didn't know. A free drink was a rare delight for me!

Anyway, turned out dude was a cop. He lectured me for being irresponsible and taking the drink, and then he hit on my friend and got her number.


BUT FREE DRINK YO!!

11/23/2010 3:29:14 AM

^^ I'm ok yo

11/23/2010 7:37:56 AM

ahahahah @ zorthage

11/23/2010 7:46:19 AM

haaaaaaaay

11/23/2010 7:53:10 AM

in before SF

11/23/2010 7:57:04 AM

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"in before SF"

that is precisely what I came in here to observe

11/23/2010 9:17:52 AM

IBSF

11/23/2010 9:20:46 AM

we patched things up over beer, pool, and his vomit

11/23/2010 9:25:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAUEYg-41yU

11/23/2010 9:27:27 AM

cant open that right now... what is it

11/23/2010 2:18:01 PM

HOT SEX AND COLD WIIIIIIIIIIINE

11/23/2010 2:19:13 PM

If you come to Charlotte for the ACC game I'll introduce you to a friend of mine who can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose








His name's Steve

11/23/2010 2:21:14 PM

Fox and Hound meetup on Dec 3. Jeepin will plan.

11/23/2010 2:23:38 PM

I too, will attend.

11/23/2010 2:25:56 PM

Risk and Mario Kart at my house afterwards

11/23/2010 2:27:45 PM

Quote :

"I'll introduce you to a friend of mine who can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose"

That's like sucking your testicle out of your urethra.

11/23/2010 2:28:17 PM

Hank Hill's urethra

11/23/2010 2:28:43 PM

Why did you pick Hank Hill?

11/23/2010 2:30:49 PM

wild guess

11/23/2010 2:31:29 PM

Because he's seen holding a garden hose in the introduction

11/23/2010 2:33:22 PM

at least you got out before Christmas

11/23/2010 2:37:58 PM

^ and Valentine's Day

11/23/2010 2:39:16 PM

Quote :

"Why did you pick Hank Hill?"

Hank Hill has a narrow urethra.

11/23/2010 2:39:41 PM

Hypothetical:

If gunzz and Jaybee had gay sex, who would be the top and who would be the bottom?

I'd Jaybee would be the bottom, but a power bottom, and would be in total control

11/23/2010 2:40:08 PM

Yeah, Jaybee is definitely a bear.

11/23/2010 2:44:22 PM

So I get into the taxi and Dweedle and SF are jacking each off wearing matching David Cone jerseys...

11/23/2010 2:44:23 PM

When SF saw and opened this thread, he could hear Phil Collins.....
...and I've been waiting for this moment....for all my life

Ohhh hoooooO

11/23/2010 2:44:57 PM

My top 3 desired threads

1. gunzz impeached
2. Kiwi FDT
3. This

11/23/2010 2:50:34 PM