ITT we discuss times meddling kids/adults ruined our dubious plans. I got busted in 3rd grade for stealing a pack of pop tarts from the teachers desk during recess, shit got real. I served 2 weeks no TV

11/22/2010 11:57:08 PM

I burned a school bus down with a magnifying glass in 5th grade...that sort of fucked me up for awhile

11/22/2010 11:59:33 PM

In before the re: masturbating

11/22/2010 11:59:46 PM

11/23/2010 12:00:25 AM

I got busted for forging my mom's signature on a discipline slip in 3rd grade (one of those that the teacher wrote up when you got in trouble in class, then you had to take it home, get a parent to sign it, and bring it back the next day).

11/23/2010 12:01:10 AM

How many practice signatures did you make?

11/23/2010 12:02:24 AM

^^reminds me of when I forged an F to a B on a mid-term report card in high school. Took my parents forever to realize that the GPA didn't match the grades.

11/23/2010 12:06:18 AM

my mom had me sign so many things for her that when she finally signed something herself they thought it was a forgery

11/23/2010 12:07:29 AM

my mom found my cigarette hiding spot in high school and would count them while i was at school.

i could never figure out how she knew i was smoking



(she never got me in trouble for it though)






[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 12:09 AM. Reason : ^^ahahahah]

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ^]

11/23/2010 12:08:31 AM

1) Got caught in the 6th grade "borrowing" a classmates Gameboy for a weekend. Got a three days suspension and a week of in school suspension for that.
2) Got caught in the 7th grade locking an ice cream sandwich in a cash register. Got 30 days of detention for that.
3) Got caught sleeping with another woman. Still paying for that one.

11/23/2010 12:10:36 AM

I ran the cameras for an online class at night when I was in high school.

After the class I jerked off in the camera control room to those 30 second clips of porn you had to watch back then, when the janitor walked in on me.

I still think about that and LOL whenever I see that guy (he works at food lion now).

11/23/2010 12:35:00 AM

I got caught by my Mom trying to hide an envelope of lunch money I took from someone's desk in 1st grade.

Dude, I still feel bad about that shit.

11/23/2010 12:43:49 AM

Quote :

"What have you been caught dong?"

11/23/2010 12:51:39 AM

taking a shower with my ex-boyfriend

I told him it was a stupid idea and that his mom would be back soon.. peer pressure ftl

11/23/2010 12:55:46 AM

^Oh god, I've been caught with a girlfriend in the shower before too.

Goddamn that was awkward.

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 1:07 AM. Reason : f]

11/23/2010 1:06:35 AM

One time, I streaked through DH Hill and knocked books everywhere.

11/23/2010 1:08:55 AM

I've been caught stealing
Once when I was five
I enjoy stealing
It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something and
I don't want to pay for it

11/23/2010 1:16:58 AM

How does someone's parents catch you taking a shower with them, unless they regularly walk in on their child taking showers?

11/23/2010 1:59:02 AM

i imagine that the parents knew that there was more than one person in the shower and went in to say gtfo

11/23/2010 2:07:31 AM

i got caught pulling pranks at sleepaway camp

11/23/2010 2:46:17 AM

Some lols itt. I pulled my pants down during a play in kindergarten and walked out naked into the middle of the stage. That was a little different though bc I was young, not really trying to be bad.

11/23/2010 8:42:53 AM

1) Got caught stealing cookies from the lunch room in 6ths grade. Had to write a paper or something.
2) Got got skinny dipping with my gf.

11/23/2010 8:50:07 AM

my sister found my victoria's secret christmas catalog in my desk and turned it it to my mom. man i was pissed - that thing was a gem

11/23/2010 8:51:44 AM

freshman year of college, my girlfriend and i were doing the hibbity dibbity in her dorm room after fall break, and we were walked in on by her roommate's mother.

My gf was mortified, but it worked out because her ultra southern baptist roommate's mother removed her from NCSU and sent her to meredith a week later.

11/23/2010 8:52:50 AM

Niiiice

11/23/2010 8:53:36 AM

I got caught signing my mom's name on the progress report...
she made me sign my name 200 times as punishment.

11/23/2010 8:54:00 AM

BET YOULL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

11/23/2010 8:55:03 AM

Yeah I still did it, I just learned how to not get caught

11/23/2010 8:59:07 AM

I forged my mom's name for band practice slips. Never was caught though. Not threadworthy.

11/23/2010 9:01:15 AM

I got caught dropping fake $100 bills from skylift at Raleigh state fair. I was enjoying watching people fight over them before realizing they were phoney. Cops followed one up to my stupid ass and were waiting for me when I got off. Had to sit in the fair jail while I waited for my parents.

11/23/2010 9:16:13 AM

The cleaning lady caught me and my first boyfriend kissing in the hallway of the school at like 10 p.m. when we were there late building a set one night. She was nice about it though and actually started making loud noises on purpose to alert us to her presence before she walked around the corner, then jokingly said something about how we'd have to finish later or something.

11/23/2010 9:17:24 AM

had a Priess company cleaning lady walk in on me giving my girlfriend the business back in like, August

apparently she works at the main office (at a desk) and when we both came in to talk about the lease, she started whispering to another girl working at the office

but I posted this crap back when it happened anyway...not really sure it counts for the thread

11/23/2010 9:24:09 AM

man i'm trying to remember some from my childhood.

of course the usuals, masterbating and smoking pot.

got caught egging houses and busting mailboxes but we got away.

i never had to forge anything strangely enough.

and as far as fooling around with girls, i can't quite remember if any parents ever walked in on me doing anything. A friend of mine walked in on me receiving a BJ one night and he froze like a deer in headlights for about 5 seconds before processing what was happening

11/23/2010 9:42:41 AM

Going down on a girlfriend in her parents' house. Her mom was upset, but her dad gave me a thumbs up.

11/23/2010 9:55:47 AM

havin a few beers and drivin' someone's mom's car around at fifteen.

11/23/2010 9:57:03 AM

I got caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart when I was 16. I am supposedly banned for life from Wal-Mart, but I guess they don't really keep track of those types of things.

11/23/2010 9:59:37 AM

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"reminds me of when I forged an F to a B on a mid-term report card in high school. Took my parents forever to realize that the GPA didn't match the grades."

Should've contacted GrumpyGOP and I for some help on that one. We ran a sophisticated progress-report (the meaningless "report cards" that came out in the middle of the grading period and had to be signed by parents) alteration operation.

We'd scan the original report, and then use MS paint to adjust the shitty grades to something acceptable, but not too high.

Eventually I figured out that since my parents were public school teachers in the same county, they had the grading program installed on our computer. After that, I'd just create progress reports as needed to stand in for any shitty ones I got (some of that got advanced...like creating an entire fake class and grades to simulate class averages and to generate the box and whisker plots that some teachers put on them).

11/23/2010 10:02:00 AM

I haven't been caught doing it in the stacks. That's off topic though.

11/23/2010 10:02:35 AM

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"How does someone's parents catch you taking a shower with them, unless they regularly walk in on their child taking showers?"

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"i imagine that the parents knew that there was more than one person in the shower and went in to say gtfo"

Pretty much. His mom went on a run so he suggested it... I was not ok with it, because I knew she would be back soon, but he insisted and I caved. I literally just stood in the back and was like, "Hurry up and get out." Then there's a lovely knock at the door and his mom freaks out. And of course, I got blamed.

I do not miss that family

11/23/2010 10:02:58 AM

Fooling around with the gf (both completely naked) with my roommate's family walking in...skinny dipping...pushing a bunch of hay bales down a hill on the county fairgrounds

11/23/2010 10:10:05 AM

I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay.

I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together.

Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see.



Also, once I got caught smoking a cigarette out of my window when I was like 14 or so.

11/23/2010 10:11:53 AM

I got caught with a car on campus two weeks before graduation (military boarding school - no cars allowed whatsoever).

I got caught coming back to campus wasted as a junior in HS, managed to convince them I was sober, but still got weekend duty for the cigarettes they found in my coat pocket. It's a miracle they didn't catch me the other 100+ times I did stupid shit like that.

I got alcohol poisoning before I went to boarding school- had to go to the ER and everything. That shit sucked. My curfew was like 6pm anytime I was in my Mom's house for the next four years.

11/23/2010 10:12:01 AM

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"I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay. I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together. Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see."

wtf!

11/23/2010 10:26:31 AM

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"I got caught with a car on campus two weeks before graduation (military boarding school - no cars allowed whatsoever). I got caught coming back to campus wasted as a junior in HS, managed to convince them I was sober, but still got weekend duty for the cigarettes they found in my coat pocket. It's a miracle they didn't catch me the other 100+ times I did stupid shit like that. I got alcohol poisoning before I went to boarding school- had to go to the ER and everything. That shit sucked. My curfew was like 6pm anytime I was in my Mom's house for the next four years."

Stay classy.

Quote :

"Pretty much. His mom went on a run so he suggested it... I was not ok with it, because I knew she would be back soon, but he insisted and I caved. I literally just stood in the back and was like, "Hurry up and get out." Then there's a lovely knock at the door and his mom freaks out. And of course, I got blamed. I do not miss that family"

Was this in HS?

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 10:29 AM. Reason : -]

11/23/2010 10:28:35 AM

I got caught doing the whole I'm staying and this persons house and they are staying at my house, but we were actually hanging out with guys and drinking smirnoff ice.

I got caught driving my Moms car around town when I was 15.

I got caught having my boyfriend over when no one was home.

My brother caught me and my high school boyfriend in the bed

11/23/2010 10:31:34 AM

^2 Yeah

11/23/2010 10:53:59 AM

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"this was totally not gay."

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"I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together."

Does not compute.

But seriously, I know people who have watched porn together on bunk beds and jacked off in the same room. How is it not fucking gay to jack off with other dudes in the room? At the very least this shit is bisexual. I've never had the urge to touch myself in the presence of other dudes.

11/23/2010 11:11:20 AM

maybe they meant rob people

11/23/2010 11:11:57 AM

Straight guys only, no gay stuff.

If you're not jacking to the other guy, its not gay.

No more so than two dudes tag teaming a broad.

11/23/2010 11:18:03 AM

i respectfully disagree

i feel that comparison is invalid given that the only thing you get out of it is having to scrub your friends junk out of your upholstery

11/23/2010 11:20:52 AM