People who ask if we take Discover. Yes mother fucker, we take Discover. There is nothing special about your shit.

People who don't use turn signals. At least let me know you're about to do something incredibly stupid.

11/25/2010 5:34:15 PM

jerk asses piss me off

11/25/2010 5:35:23 PM

Quote :

"People who ask if we take Discover. Yes mother fucker, we take Discover. There is nothing special about your shit."

a lot of places don't take discover

11/25/2010 5:35:46 PM

people who signal that they want to get over, so i make some space and they don't merge.

i.e. women drivers.

11/25/2010 5:36:01 PM

a lot of places don't take discover

11/25/2010 5:37:12 PM

i really thought i was going to be on here. we've come a long way IMStoned420

my contribution: groups of people walking down a sidewalk who refuse to make way for one person walking in the opposite direction. it is also the quickest way to get my shoulder in your sternum.

11/25/2010 5:37:59 PM

Quote :

"a lot of places don't take discover"

I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard.

Visa and mastercard are the most accepted cards

11/25/2010 5:41:41 PM

a lot of places don't take discover

11/25/2010 5:44:34 PM

Quote :

"I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard."

Discover yes, American Express no. A lot of people do strictly American Express.

11/25/2010 5:45:22 PM

straight cash homie

11/25/2010 5:45:32 PM

Quote :

"I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard."

Nobody gives a fuck what your raggedy-ass business accepts

11/25/2010 5:45:55 PM

Quote :

"People who don't use turn signals. At least let me know you're about to do something incredibly stupid."

I don't use turn signals because I assume you don't see me even with the turn signal on so it's worthless. Also because of the people who speed up when you put your turn signal on.
I don't use turn signals when I'm playing RC Pro Am or Nascar or Grand Theft Auto either

11/25/2010 5:46:02 PM

^^^winner winner turkey dinner

[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2010 5:46:31 PM

Quote :

"I don't use turn signals because I assume you don't see me even with the turn signal on so it's worthless."

adjust your assumption

11/25/2010 5:47:21 PM

If I assume you see me, it is putting me in danger for when you don't see me. Adjustment overruled.

11/25/2010 5:48:48 PM

i don't accept your explanation. overruling overruled.

11/25/2010 5:51:34 PM

I've become quite adept at knowing when people want to get over, and I will speed up to block them if they DON'T use their turn signal.

11/25/2010 5:55:45 PM

People who think they're incredibly smart even though they spend all their time running a shitty pizza place and posting on an internet message board.

11/25/2010 5:56:15 PM

ROAD RAGE PASSIVE AGGRESSION ITT

11/25/2010 5:57:33 PM

people that go slow in the left lane

11/25/2010 6:20:12 PM

damn. i was just thinking about something that people do that really pissed me off the other day but now i can't remember.

oh well

must have not been that bad haha

11/25/2010 6:58:15 PM

I've become quite adept at knowing when people want to speed up to block me so I pass the car in front of him and get over.

[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2010 7:15:54 PM

GeniuSxBoY explains it all: on the road edition

11/25/2010 7:21:29 PM

After driving home for Thanksgiving I was going to post about how much it enrages me when people change lanes without signals.

11/25/2010 7:40:30 PM

I must piss A LOT of people off who obey the turn signal policy. It's a good thing I go five miles over the speed limit so they can't catch up to me while observing the speed limit policy!

11/25/2010 7:59:17 PM

smc

11/25/2010 8:00:25 PM

^^No one does it because it's a "policy", you do it because a competent driver knows how to operate a motor vehicle without acting senselessly. I assumed people don't signal just because they're idiots, not because they have some ridiculous misconception that it's strategically advantageous to them to not signal.

11/25/2010 8:02:50 PM

GeniuSxBoY exposed...finally the truth

[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 8:04 PM. Reason : ]

11/25/2010 8:03:58 PM

A whole 5 mph over the limit?

What a rebel. He's living on the edge. I'll bet your friends say your name with a "Danger" in the middle of it.

11/25/2010 8:05:33 PM

LOL

11/25/2010 8:07:09 PM

Good job incriminating yourself, moron.

11/25/2010 8:14:12 PM

a lot of places don't take discover

11/25/2010 8:16:39 PM

Quote :

"No one does it because it's a "policy", you do it because a competent driver knows how to operate a motor vehicle without acting senselessly. I assumed people don't signal just because they're idiots, not because they have some ridiculous misconception that it's strategically advantageous to them to not signal."

What you're saying is "People who use their turn signals don't get into automobile accidents."

11/25/2010 8:17:01 PM

[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : not premie so i can't make it giant ]

11/25/2010 8:17:59 PM

Yes. That is word for word, exactly what we are all saying.

11/25/2010 8:18:31 PM

I Used to Hate Cell Phones but Now I Hate Car Accidents

11/25/2010 8:20:04 PM

people who have posted ITT.

Also The5thsoth

11/25/2010 8:22:09 PM

I hate the type of people that say "My only reason for living are my kids"


What a fucking loser in life they are.

11/25/2010 9:37:03 PM

people who talk excessively about their wealth

11/28/2010 1:22:03 AM

You bitches backing out of obligations for no goddamn reason. You should be ass shamed

11/28/2010 1:30:33 AM

I hate the people who post under the name GeniuSxBoY.

11/28/2010 2:00:46 AM

I stopped using my turn signal on the interstate because of assholes that speed up to cut you off. now I only use it when I'm turning off of a road.

11/28/2010 2:09:21 AM

people that hover in my blind spot on the highway.

people that tailgate me and when I let them pass they go slower then I was originally going and I have to re-pass them.

people who turn extremely slow.

people who stop as soon as the light turns yellow.

people who ride side by side on a two lane highway so nobody can pass when there's an obvious line of people getting held up.

people who blast their shitty bass in a car that isn't soundproofed/dynamatted so their whole car is rattling (not cool man, not cool).

cyclists.

people who can't figure out the extreme complexities of roundabouts.

people who can't parallel park.

people with "my child is an honor student" sticker on their car.

people who let their dog ride in the bed of the truck with the tailgate down.

people with "baby on board" stickers on their car. seriously? am I going to try extra hard not to wreck my car into yours because of that?

those stupid coexist stickers also piss me off.

these are just a few of my traffic related cynicisms, I could go on and on.

11/28/2010 2:21:29 AM

Add Mike Archer to my list.

And Tom O'Brien for not firing him.

11/28/2010 2:27:06 AM

people who hate cyclists

11/28/2010 2:28:20 AM

i remembered what it was that made me mad

people that drive straight on into you with their brights on. hate it. and even when you flash your lights at them they are like...."durrrrrh i wonder what could be wrong"

11/28/2010 2:39:34 AM

People who make (and contribute to) lists.

11/28/2010 2:52:01 AM

GeniuSxBoY explains it all: on the how ultraviolet radiation heats the atmosphere edition

11/28/2010 3:30:12 AM

most of the people that live in this area. Assholes never pay attention to where they are walking or standing. It's really annoying to walk in the street because three people can't figure out they need to have their conversation somewhere OTHER than the middle of the sidewalk.

Bad pet owners (no leash, not cleaning up after them, letting them crap in the middle of a sidewalk or in front of our building entrance)

Bad parents (not controlling your kid, or at least tethering them to you somehow)

People that go through the self-checkout with a cart and a half of groceries, but take 2 minutes to scan a single item.

11/28/2010 8:07:31 AM

People who ask if we take Discover or American Express. Fuck no we don't take your shitty-ass cards. Get that shit out of here and pay with a regular credit card.

11/28/2010 9:41:24 AM