First Story: LP78 and the Old Bitch at Kashmir


*sits on floor indian style and listens intently*

[Edited on November 28, 2010 at 6:49 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2010 6:44:17 PM

queen of hyperbole

11/28/2010 6:45:20 PM

the old bitch was actually at Kashmir

11/28/2010 6:45:59 PM

I enjoy stories

wtf is Kashmir?

11/28/2010 6:47:58 PM

Katmandu?

11/28/2010 6:48:43 PM

Second Story: LP78 bout beats someone's ass while tailgating

11/28/2010 6:49:10 PM

india and pakistan fight over it, thats all i know

11/28/2010 6:49:36 PM

She gave me a gloryhole BJ at EV once

it was above average, but not the best. I could tell her heart wasn't really into it.

11/28/2010 6:49:39 PM

it's some bar over by Sullivan's...

but here is an abbreviated version because i can't go into much detail on tww...

i was pissed because my turkish "friend" is a complete man whore and ditched me in the bar for some old chick...

and she kept being a bitch and laughing at me...

so after i had enough of it and she wouldn't go away i knocked her ass up against the wall...and she still wouldn't leave...

some girl came up to me while this was going on and said "thanks for doing that...she's been trying to fuck every dude in our group all night"...

then the old bitch tried to leave with us...luckily his friend took care of her...

11/28/2010 6:50:43 PM

she gave gunzz a handjob in the guys bathroom at the goat

11/28/2010 6:50:47 PM

who is the old bitch? did I see her?

11/28/2010 6:50:58 PM

she was the old ass short bitch attached to old ass Turkish asshole all night...

so probably not

11/28/2010 6:52:09 PM

This should be entertaining

11/28/2010 6:53:09 PM

what was she wearing?

11/28/2010 6:54:06 PM

i have no idea

11/28/2010 6:54:26 PM

was there one or two turkish dudes?

11/28/2010 6:57:00 PM

there were 2...

the other one is actually a decent human being....haha

[Edited on November 28, 2010 at 6:57 PM. Reason : not won]

11/28/2010 6:57:28 PM

tell them about every time you have met me and cant remember. due to being drunk or falling on the floor

11/28/2010 6:57:48 PM

well you pretty much just summed it up right there

11/28/2010 6:58:17 PM

or the time she got mad and tried to punch you and fell?

11/28/2010 7:00:17 PM

that's not what happened...

i tried to fist bump him and missed and fell out of my chair...

then i got mad and blamed him for me falling

11/28/2010 7:01:17 PM

Sounds like a typical night out at Cashmere.

11/28/2010 7:32:07 PM

she sounds like a cool dude

11/28/2010 7:35:44 PM

haha drama when casey goes out? neverrrr

11/28/2010 10:37:12 PM

11/28/2010 10:39:28 PM

and repeat...

i could pretty much copy and paste the last story and just change the location...

only this time the chick came up and introduced herself to me in order to "avoid any problems"...which was weird...

but then i saw them making out on the dance floor so i proceeded to jerk his ass off the dance floor and use some very strong language

1/9/2011 3:41:03 PM

its your fault for putting up with it

1/9/2011 3:43:22 PM

i added an 'on' to that last sentence and it had a very different meaning

1/9/2011 3:44:52 PM

^^you're exactly right

1/9/2011 3:47:01 PM

Quote :

"i tried to fist bump him and missed and fell out of my chair..."

best part yet.

1/9/2011 4:07:43 PM

this chick sounds fun

1/9/2011 4:10:30 PM

*add to my topics*

1/9/2011 4:20:03 PM

1/9/2011 4:41:44 PM

Third Story: LP78 finally FDTs

1/9/2011 4:57:06 PM

i need to be home the next time you come over so i can hear these stories while being in your way with my dog

1/9/2011 4:58:58 PM

1/9/2011 5:05:33 PM

this isn't an epic story by any means....but it's sorta humorous

so...on Saturday I met my friends Jessie and Laura out downtown for the St. Patty's Day stuff...

Laura was there with her new friends...I spent all of about 2 minutes even in their general area when they first got to Napper Tandy's...I was there to see Jessie and Laura so I wasn't really concerned with hanging out with Laura's friends and they were drunk and had their own agendas anyway...so all was well, or so I thought...

i mean...they seemed okay....except for this one fat, blond bitch...

Jessie and I were sitting at the back bar just hanging out and catching up when these 2 guys came up to us...they were marines who Jessie, Laura, and company had met at Tir Na Nog earlier in the day...one of them wandered off pretty quickly to find Laura...the other hung around a little longer but sorta lost interest in us when we weren't impressed by all his "cool" stories...

apparently fat, blond bitch had laid claim to him at the last bar and took some sort of offense to me talking to him...

Jessie and I later found Laura and her Marine...she was hammered at this point and being her normal, charming drunk self...i.e. being a complete bitch to everybody except the dude with the penis she was planning on riding later in the night...at this point we're both pretty much done with Laura and, by extension, her group of friends...

we decide to go back inside and just hang out since we haven't seen each other in months and just wanted a laid back evening...so we go sit down at the front bar this time...

we were sitting at the corner of the bar...fat, blond bitch's dude comes up to us and just starts rambling off some more of his shit but fat, blond bitch and the rest of the gang arrived shortly so Jessie and I just started talking shit to the nice bartender...

at some point the dude whips out his junk and shows the ladies how awesome he is...luckily I missed this part but the fact that I was in the vicinity of his penis was apparently enough to piss off fat, blond bitch...

they were standing at the same corner as we were sitting...just at a 90 degree angle from us...so that's, what, maybe 3 feet away at the most...

i hear "who the fuck is that girl anyway and what's she doing here"....it didn't really sink in until i hear "she's one of Laura's old friends"...i glance over and see this look of pure hatred on fat, blond bitch's face pointing in my general direction and I realize they are talking about me because they already know Jessie...

Jessie shoots a look at me because she knows what's coming...

i lean over as far as i can and say "BITCH...I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU! YOU SHOULDN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER THEY WILL BEAT YOU ASS OR NOT....ESPECIALLY IF THEY CAN HEAR YOU!"

all of a sudden she looks like a deer in headlights and gets very meek and timid all of a sudden....basically she acts like she doesn't know what i'm talking about...Jessie is just cracking up...she knows the girl is just a mouthy bitch...

anyway...her and the rest of the crowd leave us in peace and we have a delightful rest of the night

3/14/2011 3:01:37 PM

Quote :

"at some point the dude whips out his junk and shows the ladies how awesome he is...luckily I missed this part but the fact that I was in the vicinity of his penis was apparently enough to piss off fat, blond bitch..."

wow

I can't believe that sort of thing really happens

3/14/2011 3:05:32 PM

ITT: LP78 tells us stories about bitches bein bitches

3/14/2011 3:11:26 PM

yeah...i guess they do...

he tried to tell us he was a FDNY fireman...


i was like "i bet you're a marine or a soldier and you're probably from iowa or something"


he didn't like me much

3/14/2011 3:12:49 PM

oooh, good story! read me another one!

3/14/2011 3:13:44 PM

ITT: LP78 wins my love

3/14/2011 3:16:23 PM

should I be glad I didn't go? I'm not sure

3/14/2011 3:24:34 PM

you would have had fun with me and jessie...

and the party was fun...

3/14/2011 3:25:36 PM

Why fat girls always gotta be starting shit?!

3/14/2011 3:26:32 PM

They always end up drunk, alone, and bitter at the end of the night.

3/14/2011 3:27:37 PM

no shit...


fat people should never be angry


bitchy fat girls are the worst

3/14/2011 3:28:24 PM

Tell us about the time you licked my ear at a party!!!

3/14/2011 3:54:12 PM

i don't recall that...


but it doesn't really surprise me

3/14/2011 3:56:15 PM

What about the story about that time we went to Olive Garden... oh wait

3/14/2011 5:54:11 PM