Laptop, iphone, tv remote, 4 pillows, cup of water, some bills, iphone charger, wallet, tape measure.

11/29/2010 9:58:31 PM

dick, keyboard.

11/29/2010 10:01:11 PM

laptop, receiver remote, TV remote, DVR remote, beer, cell phone, xbox360 controller, chapstick, pillows, your moms...B....your moms

11/29/2010 10:01:18 PM

boobs

11/29/2010 10:01:22 PM

No.

11/29/2010 10:01:59 PM

pretty sure ThePeter posted "boobs" then immediately signed off of AIM...I like his thinking

11/29/2010 10:03:10 PM

lol, he signed off to cook dinner

11/29/2010 10:04:04 PM

knives, kitten

11/29/2010 10:04:05 PM

I guess I will do the full list here. a hat, some bills, sun screen, deodorant, an emery board, some DVD-Rs, a small turtle figurine, a toothbrush, five pencils, six pens, three sharpies (fine point), clear packing tape, a flask, a leatherman tool, a cigar cutter, two shotglasses (one single, one double), white and black cream make-up, two lighters, a camp saw, a tobacco pipe, a baseball, a camera, an iPod, a harmonica, a wine tool, a small plush gorilla, two combs, a length of thin rope approximately 8 feet long (coiled currently), a coathanger (just moved it within reach thanks to the other thread), fingernail clippers, a mug containing a few dollars of change, Knocked Up on DVD, some bills, and a number of books.

11/29/2010 10:04:59 PM

^^^ it was much funnier before that

11/29/2010 10:06:22 PM

dog, remote, laptop, blanket, pillow, cell phone

11/29/2010 10:07:24 PM

well if he is going to maintain access to the aforementioned boobs, i presume that he has to cook dinner first sometimes.

11/29/2010 10:07:33 PM

laptop, coffee table, 2 kittens, socks, checkbook, pen, Fareako, remote, Ghiradelli chocolate wrapper, letter from Progress Energy, coaster

11/29/2010 10:10:53 PM

Quote :

"boobs"

11/29/2010 10:12:27 PM

Wiimote

11/29/2010 10:13:36 PM

laptop, speakers, dentist's appt card, small dish i use for soy sauce when i buy sushi, family guy dvds, free porn disc i got at some festival, a cup, external hard drive, glass case, mouse, aluminum foil covering chewed up gum, some change, a pen, my voter registration card, stamps

11/29/2010 10:13:54 PM

11/29/2010 10:17:08 PM

lamp, two ncsu coasters, tervis tumbler with ice in it, 4 remotes, cell phone, two-way radio, digital camera, cd case, 3 ball caps, gold bond foot powder, few catalogs, nc wildlife resources commission regulations digest, one of those wire head massager things, laptop

11/29/2010 11:33:37 PM

laptop, sheets, pillows, cup of tea

11/29/2010 11:35:46 PM

couch (pillows, armrest, etc), dvd remote, cell phone, cell phone charger, laptop, glass with OJ

11/29/2010 11:36:59 PM

if i recline back i can also reach my .22 rifle (loaded) and my hunting backpack, which is full of all sorts of goodies (folding saw, doe piss, doe estrus, scent wicks, rope, gloves, balaclava, hot hands packs, range finder, binoculars, face mask, broadheads, camo nalgene bottle, grunt call, estrus bleat can, flashlight, headlamp, three .270 rounds, lens cleaning wipes, multi allen wrench, fresh earth cover scent wafers, probably more)

[Edited on November 29, 2010 at 11:41 PM. Reason : adsf]

11/29/2010 11:40:36 PM

mouse, anus

11/29/2010 11:45:36 PM

Netbook, guitar, chair, pillow, remote, wall.

This is a good thread, but I came upon it at an inopportune time.

That's what she said.

11/30/2010 2:56:31 AM

Cat, two dogs, pillow, blanket, lamp, cup o water, lamp, computer bag,

11/30/2010 3:01:27 AM

Quote :

".22 rifle (loaded) "

squirrel attacks or something? whats the point of keeping that loaded, it would be a lot safer to lead it unloaded. its not going to stop anyone if you want protection, just the potential of someone messing with it and getting hurt.

11/30/2010 3:08:25 AM

^You could stop someone with a well-aimed shot and if they didn't have a bigger, better gun. Or a knife. Or bigger muscles than you. And some kind of, like, resolve to beat you senseless.

11/30/2010 3:32:15 AM

Cell phone, glass, coasters, textbooks, notebooks, laptop, a pen, a wedding rsvp card, tv remote, and furniture

11/30/2010 4:32:51 AM

Quote :

"RESOLVE TO BEAT"

11/30/2010 8:40:33 AM

Mouse, keyboard, laptop, docking station, monitor, notepad, coffee mug, travel mug, various sticky notes, stapler, desk phone, keys, wallet, cell phone, ear buds, napkins, iPhone charger and a bag full of snacks. Sounds like a lot but my desk still looks pretty bare.

11/30/2010 11:45:51 AM

headphones
chewing gum
sticky pad
iphone
telephone
money frog
coffee
trophies
stapler
money fraud consultant brochure
St. John vacation brochure
AP stylebook
travel guides for 17 destinations
dictionary
thesaurus
painted chinese takeout box filled with inspirational quotes
style guide for american express cobranded collateral
human resources magnet
protein powder
sharpies
scissors
glitter pens
puff paint
gummy vitamins
cash

11/30/2010 11:56:26 AM

Work is a little more cluttered, especially when my desk hasn't been cleaned in a while.

3 magazines, AP Stylebook, my PTO memo for this month, hand lotion, two coffee travel cups, water cup, coaster, phone, stapler, tape dispenser, "top 25 grammar and language mistakes" someone gave me yesterday, pumpkin bars a co-worker brought me, note pad, pen, speakers, monitor, keyboard, two mousepads and mouse, three little bobblehead animal things (turtle, penguin, pig), desk caddy thing with a bunch of pens and scissors, hot sauce, body butter cream, Cute Overload page-a-day calendar, sunflower seeds, walnuts, granola, microwave hard-boiled egg cooker, ingenuiTEA pot, cocoa roast almonds, postcard with the Town of Cary Christmas events, iPhone, two giant jars of salsa, my paycheck, a stray plastic bag, aloe plant, other plant, bonsai tree, purse, lint roller, tissue box, pig-shaped wrist rest thingy ... and I think that's it. If we aren't counting what I could access by opening a drawer.

11/30/2010 11:57:46 AM

legal pads
water bottle
cell phone
office phone

11/30/2010 12:02:45 PM

^^ Yeah, the contents of my desk drawers terrify me. I inherited some crazy toys after the layoffs when we raided the abandoned cubicles.

[Edited on November 30, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : d]

11/30/2010 12:03:24 PM

About a bajillion sticky pads, my computer, my phone, my ancient calculator, and my wallet.

11/30/2010 12:06:40 PM

laptop, purple pen, green pen, 3 pencils, yellow colored pencil, 2 whiteboard markers, packing tape, bucket with homemade playdoh, stapler, glue, string cheese wrapper, subway cup, science textbook, tardy slip, napkin, green highlighter, assorted paperwork, eraser

11/30/2010 12:13:19 PM

computer. phone. chapstick. bottle of water. pen. calculator. cough drops. wallet. bag of m&m's

11/30/2010 2:12:02 PM

laptop, diet caffeine free coke, anti-nausea meds, saline nose spray, one touch ultra mini (husband has trouble with low blood sugar), stickers, remote control, kleenex, phone, SD card, spare VW key, hairbrush, and snuggie.

11/30/2010 4:52:13 PM

laptop, mouse, keyboard, dual monitor, CPU tower, clock, nikon lens, pencil container w/ ruler, scissors, screwdriver, various pens and pencils, and a nail file, memory card flash drive holder thingy, packing tape, a ziplock bag full of goldfish, memory card, nikon camera, WD-40, dog treats, NC paralegal handbook, disc golf disc marker, NCSU coasters, address book, glasses case, headphones, NCESC work form, dr's receipt, ream of paper, electric outlet extender, masking tape, electrical tape, letter opener, bedroom shoes, Wickett

[Edited on November 30, 2010 at 4:57 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2010 4:56:23 PM

Who gives a shit about any of this?

[PAD]

11/30/2010 4:59:22 PM

computer, computer speakers, drink coozie, giant bouncy ball, pack of gum, small pocketknife, phone, stapler, 2 cups of pens/pencils, mouse, keyboard, lots of paper, notepads, another small pocketknife, a homie (gum ball machine person), welch's orange pineapple juice, pen, iphone, headphones, 2 bottles of water, kleenex, foam drink coozie, barrel of monkeys, little japanese cat figurines, business cards, fish tank w/ 6 fish & 1 snail, small swiss army knife, more notepads, rock band lego man, corkboard w/ calendar & other little pieces of paper, fish food, plastic monkey, another giant bouncy ball, architectural scale, penny, bag clip, bunch of notebook/binder things, decorative glass block, various adobe products, trashcan, iphone/ipod cable

11/30/2010 5:01:05 PM

sex grease
a glass of water
my phone
a lamp
alarm clock

11/30/2010 5:32:46 PM

A caculator. And ELO's greatest hits.







YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

11/30/2010 5:39:09 PM

What the hell is a money frog? And does it have anything to do with a money fraud consultant brochure ?

11/30/2010 6:16:00 PM

laptop
shoes
down comforter, soft blanket, normal comforter, etc.
Dune the book
remote control and Ipod wireless audio system
antique ring holder from my G'ma -diamond ring, diamond ring, ring w/o stone, large sapphire, 17th cent. diamond pearl earrings, 1 tourmline briollete.
diamond in case with papers
three pens
stone tweezers
calipers
loupe
papers
candle
old picture of me in N.O. when I was young.
Tigee-poo my stuffed animal

11/30/2010 6:18:16 PM

The rifle stays loaded bc if I see a squirrel or groundhog or fox in the yard I don't want to have to find my magazine. I don't keep one in the chamber and there are no kids around.
I would never go for it first in a defense situation. The shotgun and 9 mm are kept loaded with rds in the chambers for that

11/30/2010 6:25:09 PM

TV remote. Stereo remote. Blanket. Pillow. Cell phone. Duh

[Edited on January 9, 2013 at 6:06 PM. Reason : .]

1/9/2013 6:01:17 PM

1/9/2013 6:03:16 PM

desktop, 2 monitors, amplifier, Bose speakers, CAD condenser mic, keyboard, cell phone, Pioneer dual cassette deck, laser printer, knives, fire, tools, video cameras, etc

1/9/2013 6:03:24 PM

Sriracha, remote, dog.

1/9/2013 6:04:51 PM

laptop, monitor, cellphone, Highland coffee porter, blueberry greek yogurt, LEGO bulldozer, Autobiography of Pete Townsend, Target gift card, small animals made from paperclips, 2 sharpies, 4GB flash drive

1/9/2013 6:08:14 PM