Sorry if this is old.

I think I would get bored with this pretty quickly.



The contact list:



Would you ever own one of these? Could you ever go back to a phone without text/email/internet again?

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 5:18 PM. Reason : http://www.johnsphones.com/]

12/1/2010 5:18:04 PM

I don't get it, where's the TV?

12/1/2010 5:19:25 PM

not even a calculator

Quote :

"The back of the phone features a small opening with an address book and pen – two unique features you can use even when your phone is switched off."

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : a]

12/1/2010 5:20:32 PM

only old people would buy that

12/1/2010 5:39:42 PM

jitterbug

12/1/2010 5:41:12 PM

looks awesome

12/1/2010 5:42:24 PM

That thing makes the Jitterbug look like the space shuttle

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 5:42 PM. Reason : fuckin pikey]

12/1/2010 5:42:30 PM

Did I mention the built-in pen???

12/1/2010 5:46:35 PM

That thing makes Ernie look like the Pikey.

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM. Reason : fuckin' jitterbug]

12/1/2010 5:48:00 PM

most old people only use the call feature on their phones anyway.

12/1/2010 5:51:02 PM

It looks like they're marketing to the hipster/too cool for technology crowd.

12/1/2010 5:54:38 PM

I could, but not for 80 whatevers.

12/1/2010 5:56:07 PM

Or maybe the


"I'm tired of watching morons with their heads down in a phone" crowd.

12/1/2010 5:57:35 PM

80*1.3133 US dollars (can't use this phone to calculate that)



[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 5:58 PM. Reason : ^hipster]

12/1/2010 5:57:41 PM

I am John's pancreas.

12/1/2010 5:59:25 PM

nah not a hipster i'm just very old.


when i got to college noone gave their kids cellphones. too expensive.

12/1/2010 6:02:33 PM

i like it, i could definitely use this product

12/1/2010 6:10:54 PM

i could definitely use it as an expensive paper weight. you cant even see who the fuck is calling

12/1/2010 6:25:09 PM

Quote :

"It looks like they're marketing to the hipster/too cool for technology crowd."

first thing i thought

might snag a niche market but i doubt it'll take hold. could be lucrative if the overhead is low, which i suppose it should be

12/1/2010 6:26:34 PM

Evo user: "Hey girl, let me get them digits. Oh Shit, my battery is dead!"

John's Phone user: "Hey girl, let me get them digits. (pulls book and pen out of phone)'

12/1/2010 6:40:42 PM

^

Girl: "I just sent you two pictures of my tits."

Evo user: "Cool, I'll check them out later."

John's Phone user: "Aww, but aww..."

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 6:45 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2010 6:45:10 PM

you're telling me you can't make a fucking phone that only makes calls cost less than 70 euros? really? Shit, I can get the cheapest model from AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, DoucheCellular for fucking FREE!

[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 6:49 PM. Reason : ]

12/1/2010 6:48:55 PM

Over-paying is hip and trendy.

12/1/2010 6:53:00 PM

Quote :

"Could you ever go back to a phone without text/email/internet again?"

I already don't text e-mail internet from my phone. That shit sucks.

12/1/2010 7:01:33 PM

email from my phone is the greatest thing ever. if i can be responsive to email from my phone, i can be wherever i want, whenever i want.

12/1/2010 7:02:13 PM

Why would anyone buy this?

12/1/2010 7:09:44 PM

This guy probably doesn't have the resources and logistics that SE, Nokia, samsung have.

also

Quote :

"Over-paying is hip and trendy."

12/1/2010 7:41:20 PM

Quote :

"Could you ever go back to a phone without text/email/internet again? "

my phone doesn't have text, email, internet, or even a camera on it. I work on some secure military sites that won't allow those features, and I personally don't like them either. The phone is shockproof and waterproof, which are great features for a contractor.

I have a smartphone that operates on a different number, but I only use it for internet and as a wireless router. It was the same price as an aircard, so that's why I got it.

12/1/2010 8:17:18 PM