i wanna opt out of social security. i probably won't live to whatever they jack the age up to anyway. not planning to have kids. don't really see the point in paying medical bills for baby boomers.

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f4029.pdf

12/3/2010 1:32:25 AM

step one: log off tdub
step two: ...
step three: profit by not paying for SS

12/3/2010 1:36:14 AM

I think you have to grow a beard or something.

12/3/2010 1:36:18 AM

got a beard

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:36 AM. Reason : am i amish now?]

12/3/2010 1:36:36 AM

I have to buy a hat too and move to Amish Country.

12/3/2010 1:37:53 AM

NRR gets it.


Unless you "belong" to an [official] historically-recognized culture, you have no right to cultural liberty.

12/3/2010 1:40:51 AM

i think i'd rather fake my own death and disappear into the mountains anyway

fuck uncle sam out of his income tax money too

12/3/2010 1:42:30 AM

better take your wife with you. I don't think she'd appreciate being left behind

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:44 AM. Reason : and send me a pm before you do it so I can make an RIP thread so it seems legit]

12/3/2010 1:43:43 AM

we can fake her death too

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:45 AM. Reason : but you gotta post a pic of ragged, not me]

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:45 AM. Reason : goodnight, sweet prince]

12/3/2010 1:44:08 AM

^ you'll just be joining like 40% of the populace by doing that.

A real rebel

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:46 AM. Reason : well, at least on not paying income taxes. Unc' Sam still gonna get his at the gas pump and sales.]

12/3/2010 1:45:40 AM

could always just distill my own moonshine biofuel

just leave the sugar out

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 1:49 AM. Reason : y'all think i'm jokin....]

12/3/2010 1:48:37 AM

^
I know that you're not.


I'm in the same boat.
(...just waiting until enough females are on board, then we're gone....)

12/3/2010 1:55:35 AM

pretty much what i decided is to consider that SS money lost. won't bank on those benefits or even expect them at all.

"Living well is the best revenge." -George Herbert

12/3/2010 1:57:41 AM

yo indy i'd set up camp with you if you would chill the fuck out

i think our skill sets would compliment one another

[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 2:03 AM. Reason : i mean, you need somebody to kill your food, right?]

12/3/2010 2:03:23 AM

Yeah please disappear into the mountains.

(You can't become Amish, though, you are too morally defective for that)

12/3/2010 2:46:33 AM

http://www.amish-heartland.com/amish/article/2497361

12/3/2010 8:12:11 AM

I'm on that 190% Rumspringa 24/7

12/3/2010 8:13:26 AM

There's a vacumn in the NC/TN moonshinin' business. Now is your chance to capitalize!

12/3/2010 9:22:52 AM

A moment of silence for Popcorn....

12/3/2010 9:39:47 AM

1. First, come live in an Amish area for a year. You can live by yourself or with an Amish family. Some Amish families will take in such guests; some won't.

A couple ways to find a family with which to live are: contact the Amish and Mennonite Heritage Center in Berlin, OH. Or, you can place an ad for such a family in an Amish newspaper. The Budget, published in Sugarcreek, OH, is distributed each Wednesday and is read by Amish all over the United States.

By living in an Amish area for this period of time, you will get a feel for how they live and work.

2. Attend church services ... every Sunday. You will need an Amish go-between to introduce you to the church.

3. Find a job where you will be working with the Amish. This will help you understand their work ethics and get to know their culture better.

4. Learn German. You will have to learn to speak Pennsylvania Dutch, the language usually spoken in Amish homes (Amish children learn Dutch as their first language; they don't learn English until they go to school).

5. After one year, if you still think you wish to become Amish, there will be a period of time when you are instructed in the ways of the church. You will learn their ordinances.

6. Then, the church will vote whether or not to take you in. If the vote is affirmative, you will become a full member of the Amish church, and finally, you are Amish. Your old ways are gone for good.


-- http://www.amish-heartland.com/amish/article/2497361







[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2010 12:19:37 PM

12/3/2010 12:29:23 PM

I've been applying for my pension refund from my last job. A couple weeks ago I got a letter from them basically saying, "We see that you've paid into the pension for x amt of months, which exceeds the limit for lump sum payment of your pension benefits. But good news, we have an agreement with the US government and we can just roll all of your pension into Social Security! Would you like to do that or take the maximum allowed limit for the lump sum payment now?"

Gimme my money bitches, if I put it into Social Security I'll never see it again

12/3/2010 1:12:16 PM

it'd prolly be easier to get a job with the railroad

12/3/2010 6:11:24 PM

Quote :

"Yeah please disappear into the mountains. (You can't become Amish, though, you are too morally defective for that)"

u mad?

12/3/2010 6:23:27 PM