If...

Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton and then divorced him and married Elton John and then divorced him and married Cam Newton and then divorced him and married Tommy John

she would be:

Olivia Newton John Newton John Newton John

12/4/2010 4:44:09 PM

no

12/4/2010 4:46:20 PM

yes

12/4/2010 4:46:45 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt + Kevin Bacon = Jennifer Love Bacon

12/4/2010 4:47:32 PM

thats the spirit

12/4/2010 4:48:55 PM

Scarlett Johansson + David Letterman = Scarlett Letterman

12/4/2010 4:50:21 PM

hahaha

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting



there was a website years ago with a lot of these on it

[Edited on December 4, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : d]

12/4/2010 4:50:51 PM

Holly Hunter + Elijah Wood = Holly Wood


(meh)

12/4/2010 4:52:20 PM

If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou

12/4/2010 4:54:45 PM

I think I found that website:


If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.


If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.


(gay marriage makes these better)

12/4/2010 4:55:31 PM

Quote :

"Woody Wood Peck Hur"

hahaha

12/4/2010 4:56:55 PM

Quote :

"Norbert Wiener was a genius. -Dr. Bernhart, IE grad class around 2008ish"

That was one of the funniest moments ever where all five american students lost it and the confused looks of fifty or so indian and chinese students. I might have started crying I was laughing so hard and trying not to show it.

12/4/2010 4:59:27 PM

:carl facepalm:

12/4/2010 5:01:43 PM

If reality star Tess Taylor had a lesbian wedding with Michael Lohan's girlfriend Sonia Stickles...

Tess Stickles

12/4/2010 5:09:02 PM

lol

12/4/2010 5:10:13 PM

these are funny

12/4/2010 5:50:14 PM

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy
Dogg Pooh

12/4/2010 6:16:39 PM

The first one would never work... Elton is a homer

12/4/2010 6:18:09 PM

hey now! you can shut it buddy

12/4/2010 6:18:40 PM

Justin Beiber marries Disney CEO Robert Iger

Justin Iger

12/4/2010 6:27:58 PM

what?

12/5/2010 5:44:32 PM

short 'i' in Iger

12/5/2010 5:46:29 PM