http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11935539

fucking fail ass 13 year olds.

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12/8/2010 11:45:25 AM

4chan

12/8/2010 11:46:40 AM

4chan shut down in 5...4...3...2...1

12/8/2010 11:49:06 AM

I'm glad Paypal sent my StubHub payments before they got hit

12/8/2010 11:50:19 AM

Stick to internet mimis kids.

12/8/2010 11:51:59 AM

Paypal is up...

Mastercard is hurting

12/8/2010 11:53:36 AM

(yeah i know this will go away in like 5 minutes but i don't feel like uploading this shit to tww)


They're going forpaypal next. Proof is in the puddi





Sucks that /b/ tards aren't old enough to have money for cards or paypal accounts. Otherwise they might actually do something useful

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12/8/2010 11:55:02 AM

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"I'm glad Paypal sent my StubHub payments before they got hit"

12/8/2010 12:00:22 PM

Doesn't seem like a fail to me when their system is down and their stock is dropping.

12/8/2010 12:12:17 PM

Good time to buy some MC stock

12/8/2010 12:17:16 PM

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"hacktivists"

I HATE THE MEDIA FOR MAKING UP WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT THEIR JOB TO MAKE UP "BUZZ" WORDS

12/8/2010 12:26:12 PM

^

12/8/2010 12:27:55 PM

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"Doesn't seem like a fail to me when their system is down and their stock is dropping."

Their stock is right where it's been for the last week and still higher than it was for over half the month of November.

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM. Reason : l]

12/8/2010 12:29:07 PM

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"Web attacks on the Mastercard site have disrupted payments, the BBC has learnt"

Its funny seeing that in a headline

12/8/2010 12:32:15 PM

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"us, the people"

12/8/2010 2:51:51 PM

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"fucking fail ass 13 year olds."

Yes I'm sure it was a giant congregation of 13 year olds who are smart enough to run a massive 1600 computer DDoS attack on a website.

More like:

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"HACKERS ON STEROIDS"

12/8/2010 3:19:50 PM

♥ 4chan.

12/8/2010 3:24:21 PM

byebye, visa

12/8/2010 5:21:40 PM

DDoS YES!

12/8/2010 6:09:11 PM

^^^^.........that's pretty much what it is. a few people will post how to do a basic DDoS attack, and then the legion on Anons will follow it specifically at the predetermined time.

They make posters and shit for this crap and it becomes a mini-meme throughout 4chan

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 6:26 PM. Reason : lkj]

12/8/2010 6:26:10 PM

It's hilarious how by mildly annoying Visa and MasterCard for a few moments, a bunch of 13 year old kids think they're being revolutionaries. Even funnier considering this "revolutionary" status is achieved (in their mind) by.... blindly following what some other anonymous poster told them to do.

12/8/2010 6:30:16 PM

i think it's cute.

12/8/2010 6:42:30 PM

i dont think 4chan is a bunch of 13 year olds.

12/8/2010 6:43:11 PM

does nothing

now stealing all of Kim Jong-il's computer files (personal files) and getting them published in all the major papers (of course without the knowledge of of the newspaper companies) would be funny. then replace all his files with goatse or penis pics.

12/8/2010 6:56:13 PM

It is a symbolic/PR victory. Do not underestimate that.

12/8/2010 7:20:54 PM

i dont think 4chan is a bunch of 13 year olds.

12/8/2010 7:26:55 PM

13 - 31 year olds.

12/8/2010 7:28:34 PM

^A lot closer, yes.

12/8/2010 7:33:37 PM

Very well then.

12/8/2010 8:04:58 PM

yeah they just stop visiting once they hit 32.

12/8/2010 8:05:38 PM

lol this owns a lot and you bitches are mad for some reason

12/8/2010 8:05:55 PM

The day's events prove that "Project Mayhem" could be implemented in the real world, with enough of a concerted effort. I won't shed a tear when this corrupt as fuck banking system is allowed to collapse.

12/8/2010 8:13:31 PM

I keep my money in my sock for that very reason.

12/8/2010 8:14:48 PM

The interest you're getting from your bank account is probably worth less than the encrusted jizz in your sock.

12/8/2010 8:24:57 PM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=443318?

12/8/2010 8:29:46 PM

4chan is for socially inept people.

12/8/2010 9:22:18 PM

1 <3 4chan

12/8/2010 9:23:09 PM

Anyone else think it's hilarious that a group of people who cal themselves anonymous and refuse to reveal anything about themselves is so opposed to secrecy?

12/8/2010 10:04:03 PM

Sarah Palin is claiming her shit was hacked

12/8/2010 11:31:05 PM

4chan is down right now.

12/9/2010 12:26:05 AM

^^ Well, we all know she's full of shit anyway. I doubt anyone broke into her house, ran a probe up her ass so they could "hack her shit up." I also doubt someone has tapped their toilet to collect her fecal matter so they could "hack her shit."

12/9/2010 12:30:19 AM

That hacked shit was clogging up the internet tubes.

12/9/2010 12:50:53 AM

So... Have they not heard of cloud computing? whatever demand they throw at it, supply matches. And seriously? a simple DOS attack and you are considered a "hacker"? gheez

12/9/2010 12:59:56 AM

the average person is just learning that cookies track their web behavior. seriously. mainstream media is reporting that IE will now allow you to opt out from cookies and people are surprised that they can block advertisements.

ma and pa chucklenuts out in flyoverville usa will consider your ddos attack to be hacking.




[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 4:40 AM. Reason : ]

12/9/2010 4:33:33 AM

Damnit. I miss all the good stuff.

12/9/2010 6:21:33 AM

now attacking Visa...way to go scriptkiddies...we'll see how long 'Coldblood' is still around

12/9/2010 6:34:57 AM

DDoSing is not hacking...

Downloading software that someone else tells you to run is not hacking.

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12/9/2010 10:41:34 AM

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"now stealing all of Kim Jong-il's computer files (personal files) and getting them published in all the major papers (of course without the knowledge of of the newspaper companies) would be funny. then replace all his files with goatse or penis pics."

I would like to see this happen. Too bad North Korea's computers are made of mud and sticks

12/9/2010 10:53:22 AM

It's a "hack job" of hacking. So in one sense of the word, they're hacking/butchering the practice of hacking

12/9/2010 10:53:55 AM

set em up

12/9/2010 11:47:21 AM