(belated)

Mary, mother of the Lord God and Savior Jeebus Christmas, was herself conceived immaculately (ie, with no mess) on December 8th.

Hope you heathen motherfuckers said your Hail Marys.

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"Since the Immaculate Conception and Assumption are not explicit in Scripture, Fundamentalists conclude that the doctrines are false.... Let it just be said that if the position of the Catholic Church is true, then the notion of sola scriptura is false. There is then no problem with the Church officially defining a doctrine which is not explicitly in Scripture, so long as it is not in contradiction to Scripture. The Catholic Church was commissioned by Christ to teach all nations and to teach them infallibly.... The mere fact that the Church teaches that something is definitely true is a guarantee that it is true. --http://www.catholic.com/library/Immaculate_Conception_and_Assum.asp"

12/9/2010 11:11:28 AM

You know if this happened again she'd be called a lying whore and be left out in the cold.

12/9/2010 11:16:12 AM

I do several Hail Mary's everyday. In Madden 11.

12/9/2010 11:23:29 AM

^^ She was that to begin with.

12/9/2010 11:24:06 AM

^^^ perhaps, but you're confusing the Immaculate Conception with the Annunciation/Virgin Birth.

this isnt about Jesus' conception.




[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : ]

12/9/2010 11:24:52 AM

more like Immaculate Reception amirite?

so she was only pregnant for like 2 weeks?

12/9/2010 12:33:11 PM

^ reading comprehension fail

12/9/2010 12:34:10 PM

if she got knocked up on december 8 and jesus christ-mas is on the 25 then that leaves about 2 weeks. what am i failing to understand?

12/9/2010 12:39:10 PM

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"Mary, mother of the Lord God and Savior Jeebus Christmas, was herself conceived immaculately (ie, with no mess) on December 8th."

From the link:

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"The Immaculate Conception means that Mary, whose conception was brought about the normal way"

IANAC, but I think you said some things confusingly.

12/9/2010 12:44:54 PM

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"She was that to begin with."

wtf you need to re-evaluate your view of women dawg

12/9/2010 12:46:37 PM

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"if she got knocked up on december 8 and jesus christ-mas is on the 25 then that leaves about 2 weeks. what am i failing to understand?"

mary's conception and Jesus' conception are two different things and didn't happen in the same year.

12/9/2010 12:47:38 PM

I did honor her yesterday. but since this is TWW that is all I will say. I love my mother mary.

12/9/2010 12:53:02 PM

I'm not saying its right... i'm just sayin...

12/9/2010 12:55:20 PM

some of you people are confusing two separate and distinct events, that are separated by at least 14 years.

the Annunciation/Virgin Birth is about when Jesus was conceived

the Immaculate Conception is about when Mary was conceived.

i.e., when Mary, herself, was conceived.

i.e., when she was a little sperm and egg, she was conceived by her parents, immaculately.

on December 8th.

because some Pope said so.





[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 1:06 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2010 1:04:18 PM

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"The Catholic Church was commissioned by Christ"

No, the Catholic Church was commissioned by Constantine and the Holy Roman Empire.


*Also, why the fuck to catholics pray to people. I thought there was only one true god?

12/9/2010 5:40:20 PM

sounds like a ClassicMixup

12/9/2010 6:32:13 PM

ive been to her house in Turkey. its mad small. but at least she had a pool.

12/9/2010 8:24:49 PM

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"There is then no problem with the Church officially defining a doctrine which is not explicitly in Scripture, so long as it is not in contradiction to Scripture. "

Well the Catholics don't have a problem with it.

12/9/2010 8:27:36 PM

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"I did honor her yesterday. but since this is TWW that is all I will say. I love my mother mary. "

So you're Christian? LOL!

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"some of you people are confusing two separate and distinct events, that are separated by at least 14 years."

It's all a bunch of made up shit. Who fucking cares?

12/9/2010 8:32:24 PM

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"So you're Christian? LOL!"

not really, she's Catholic. LOL!

12/9/2010 8:36:03 PM

IMO Catholocism is one of the most vile organizations to exist on our planet in the last 2000 years

12/9/2010 9:26:01 PM