I'm not going to hide my intention. JUST DO IT FAGGOT!

12/9/2010 9:12:44 PM

12/9/2010 9:17:20 PM

I love justin bieber!

12/9/2010 9:27:40 PM

I voted for Obama!

12/9/2010 9:29:09 PM

i'll bait the beast

BEAST MUTHAFUCKER

DO IT

12/9/2010 9:29:27 PM

Are we actually supposed to provide a troll-worthy statement? I hope not, because that's pretty weak on your end.

12/9/2010 9:30:34 PM

yeah, I think a simple "post" should be adequate

12/9/2010 9:31:25 PM

Kirk is better than Picard!

12/9/2010 9:32:02 PM

i am use to beasting with live human beings so i never get trolled or troll in real life, so apparently i am not good at this.

100%

12/9/2010 9:32:12 PM

^^^, ^^^^ It's more fun if you roleplay a little

12/9/2010 9:33:33 PM

this thread reeks of laziness.

12/9/2010 9:33:37 PM

fuck you

12/9/2010 9:34:22 PM

EMCE, you're black. You troll yourself.

Kris, your political views are as gay as Justin Bieber, so I can't say I'm surprised that you love him.

IMStoned420, your brain cells are so fried from smoking pot illegally that I'm sure you didn't know what you were doing when you voted. Don't fuck it up in 2012. Oh, and I hope you get help.

Radio Raheem, I'll beast the beast out of you, faggot.

Skwinkle, you're wrong. I've been reading your posts, and your shit is weak.

Kris, I already established your homosexuality from your political beliefs. If Kirk was better than Picard, why did Kirk die at the end of Generations? Better than Picard? I think not.

eleusis, you have 20,000+ posts of laziness.

DivaBaby19, you are no longer 19, and you haven't looked like you were 19 since the age of 10. Oh, and slim fast, try it.

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:07 PM. Reason : Fucker.]

12/9/2010 9:53:41 PM

I'm lactose intolerant

12/9/2010 9:58:33 PM

normally I would 0/10

but graciously I will 1/10

thread delivered

12/9/2010 10:01:23 PM

^^ Water. Indulge yourself on it.

^ Considering that your threads often dip into the negative numbers on the rating scale, thank you.

12/9/2010 10:04:17 PM

Hey I liek techno music too

12/9/2010 10:04:46 PM

Be mean to me plz!

12/9/2010 10:05:56 PM

Quote :

"Hey I liek techno music too"

It's not real music.

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:07 PM. Reason : ^ Fucking noob.]

12/9/2010 10:06:28 PM

Quote :

"YOUR BAIN CELLS"

12/9/2010 10:07:12 PM

Just do it, faggot!

12/9/2010 10:10:07 PM

Try earning your fucking name Leon. There is nothing pro about going to Google and typing in the name of an image you saw on 4chan or some other lame ass message board. Learn to MS Paint, you uncreative sack of shit.


Son, I am disappoint.

Who the fuck are you Kickstand? If some of you nobodies want to be trolled, give me something or GTFO.

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2010 10:10:36 PM

troll this a-hole

12/9/2010 10:13:25 PM

fly away troll

12/9/2010 10:14:06 PM

^^ I'll bet you enjoyed looking up that picture of a black man and his cock, faggot. Do you use the porn mode of your browser so that your GF won't think you're a faggot, or do you delete your cookies, or do you just let it sit there in your spank bank for use later between you and your male lover.

^ Who are you? Oh. You just whore up the Sports Talk. Figures. I'm sure you love watching men in tights who roll around in the mud while they grab each other's ass as a way to tag each other out, AKA, Football.

12/9/2010 10:22:41 PM

lol i chuckled at this thread

merbig always trolls me so i'm a little scared about what i'll get for posting here.

ok a lot scared

12/9/2010 10:23:32 PM

it's not so bad

all I got was slim fast and drink water

*though this is prob opening the door for more*

12/9/2010 10:24:10 PM

^^ Why am I not surprised you showed up. Do you want more attention? Trying to be noticed. Nothing new here. And don't flatter yourself into thinking you're special.

^ Nothing Diva about you "baby," unless the permanent stretch marks left on your mother's vagina caused by your fat ass makes you a "Diva."

12/9/2010 10:36:32 PM

You can get stretch marks on your vagina?

12/9/2010 10:41:09 PM

WAT?

12/9/2010 10:42:05 PM

too late, i've already posted in a RachelMarie thread.

12/9/2010 10:42:41 PM

lol

i want to hear what you have to say about me. this should be good.

12/9/2010 10:51:25 PM

Quote :

"You can get stretch marks on your vagina?"

I understand that you've never seen a vagina.

^^^ I understand that you've never seen your mother's stretched out vagina, or your own for that matter. Kind of a like a fat guy never seeing their own penis.

^ You troll yourself with your threads. Just hang a mirror over your monitor so you can feel like someone is always looking at you and paying attention to you, even though it is only yourself.

12/9/2010 11:06:36 PM

i think you can do better than that.

12/9/2010 11:07:45 PM

[post]

12/9/2010 11:08:28 PM

sad. this thread got lame.

12/9/2010 11:17:31 PM

^^^ Are you sure I can? You know I won't be able to reach the pinnacle of perfection that was your ex-bf, who in your eyes, was "perfect." Do you NEED me to troll you to help give meaning to your pathetic existence that you call a life? I'm sure you'll finger yourself over this shit. Have you gotten that mirror up yet? Are you reading it and feeling a pair of eyes beam down over you from the mirror? Are you transferring my written words to the thing you call a sentient being that's being reflected back at you? Surely, you don't need me. You need the man you can't have.

^^ You represent all that I hate about the Internet. You really do. The anonymity, the recycled wit that has been drained from the few creators of laughter. You're unoriginal, although I know you'll try to prove me wrong. You'll try going to into MS Paint, after going to /b/ for some inspiration and masturbation to some kiddy porn, make some shitty picture that will receive the prized EMCE's seal of approval, only for it to be lost in a constantly expanding sea of shit. You do nothing but contribute to the entropy of unfunny. I hope you re-evaluate where you stand on the lulz totem pole. Maybe you can change, but at almost 25k of post, it's unlikely.

^ How's the exercising going? Still fat and being pursued by EMCE. Your BF is probably cheating on you with someone who is less of an attention whore and who puts out more than you. The last time you let him cum in your vagina, you were drunk (nothing new there) and on the brink of blacking out. You woke up the next morning, threw up and found cum dripping down your fat legs. You thought you were preggers, freaked out on him. Now you make him wear tripple protection (dumb bitch) to the point his dick feels numb. You deserve nobody. Take your lame out of this thread.

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 11:23 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2010 11:19:14 PM

12/9/2010 11:19:27 PM

if I'm gonna be trolled, I at least want to be trolled by someone cool

12/9/2010 11:20:08 PM

i think your carets are off

12/9/2010 11:21:39 PM

eh, slightly better. i can't put a mirror up since i share this computer. he wasn't an ex-bf since-we didn't even date, but def perfection. *sigh*

12/9/2010 11:25:11 PM

I give it a 7/10, but only because you used the word "entropy".

12/9/2010 11:27:59 PM

Quote :

"^ How's the exercising going? Still fat and being pursued by EMCE. Your BF is probably cheating on you with someone who is less of an attention whore and who puts out more than you. The last time you let him cum in your vagina, you were drunk (nothing new there) and on the brink of blacking out. You woke up the next morning, threw up and found cum dripping down your fat legs. You thought you were preggers, freaked out on him. Now you make him wear tripple protection (dumb bitch) to the point his dick feels numb. You deserve nobody. Take your lame out of this thread."

hahahahahahaha

12/9/2010 11:30:32 PM

damn, judging on ^ id love to hear mine

12/9/2010 11:32:37 PM

that was actually good

I'm still waiting on some good shit for mine

12/9/2010 11:33:27 PM

Slave Famous should have made this thread, I would have enjoyed that, although this one's getting a little bit better

12/9/2010 11:35:54 PM

agreed

12/9/2010 11:36:24 PM

Also, thanks for trying merbig!

12/9/2010 11:37:02 PM

Sorry people. Even trolls need to release their feelings in the form of PM to people.

Quote :

"if I'm gonna be trolled, I at least want to be trolled by someone cool"

LOL! You actually think you're worthy of being trolled. You want to be trolled? Get naked, stand in front of a mirror and play a game of "find my dick" through all of your jelly rolls and fat bulges. Hell, you can even begin writing your own biography. You should be done in less than a page (try Courier to reach the 1 page). Here, I'll start you off. "I found pot at the age of 15, and suddenly the mean boys who used to drag my ass around the playground didn't bother me so much LOL. Penis." But yeah, I'm sure someone "cool" will troll you. Lets get BHS in here and give you what you ask for.

Quote :

"eh, slightly better. i can't put a mirror up since i share this computer. he wasn't an ex-bf since-we didn't even date, but def perfection. *sigh*"

What the fuck is there for me to troll here? I mean shit. You sit around all day feeling sorry for yourself while indulging on Blue Bunny ice cream by the gallon, anti-depressants by the bottle and pain killers by the hour. Sit back and look at yourself and then consider yourself trolled. And damn, you didn't even date him, yet you're clinging onto him. What did you do? Give it up in 0.25 seconds and let him finish in the next 0.73 seconds?

Quote :

"I give it a 7/10, but only because you used the word "entropy"."

I guess making someone pull up dictionary.com in a post is worthy of something. I'm glad you learned something.

Jen, I honestly don't know what to say. The only reason why you get any attention is because almost every guy want to shove their cock in your ass. Why the hell wouldn't they? You shake that shit around more than the girls at DiamondGirlz (maybe it's DiamondGirls) on 1 dollar lap dance night. I guess you think that every guy beats his dick off to you, don't you? It hasn't even crossed your head for a second that not every person stalks you on here. I'll bet your loose vag is just getting wet while reading this shit. Your stupid blonde mind must be thinking "OHH, ATTENTION." You're probably drinking this up more than RachelMarie would guzzle up on her little piece of perfection she eyes on here. You're not shit Jen. I already feel like I've wasted too much time on you.

saps852, your 69,000+ posts of shit must be the bane of qntmfred's hard drive's existence. A fucking waste you are. We're all lucky the Internet really isn't a series of tubes, otherwise we'd need a fucking plumber every time you post, just to flush your shit down. I really hope you're a premie, just so qntmfred can maybe break even on the bandwidth you waste. Some may say you are a waste of life, but in order to be that, you have to first have a life. I don't even know what the fuck you are. I just know you're shit. How dare you judge this thread and say Slave Famous should have made it. Fuck you and fuck all that you don't stand for.

DivaBaby19, the fuck do you even want? Do you think this negative attention is going to somehow fill your fat vagina up with the cum you so desperately need? I'm sorry, but you can't pop your cherry on the Internet. Maybe you should get back to the kitchen. Women don't belong on the Internet, and if society worked how I wanted it to, women wouldn't go to school. Logout, throw up about 150 lbs and get married. Complete your purpose of life. Be a baby maker.

[Edited on December 10, 2010 at 12:13 AM. Reason : typo.]

12/10/2010 12:12:21 AM

I wanna have your trollpenis inside me baby.

12/10/2010 12:13:41 AM