toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
Always gives me extra helpings...
how do I take this to the next level? 12/10/2010 12:18:37 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
give her a christmas cake
and by cake, I mean penis 12/10/2010 12:19:42 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Does she make it extra sloppy for yas? 12/10/2010 12:20:25 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
Her boss runs the register, and I always see him look at my plate like I got too much... I don't want to step on the toes of the people making my food 12/10/2010 12:22:50 PM |
TerdFerguson All American 6584 Posts user info edit post |
I too love lunch ladies
12/10/2010 12:23:44 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
SLOPPY JOE AH SLOP AH SLOPPY JOE YEAH 12/10/2010 12:41:51 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Take her out to lunch. 12/10/2010 12:42:01 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Don't fuck the hand that feeds you 12/10/2010 12:44:29 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
If I say her pudding looks tasty, is that lame? 12/10/2010 12:54:33 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
if I were offered the chance to fuck a random member of any profession, I think "lunch lady' would be about the last profession on my list 12/10/2010 1:41:12 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
12/10/2010 1:43:26 PM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
brown bag the lunch or brown bag her. 12/10/2010 1:48:28 PM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Even after the cleaning lady and parking attendant? Lunch lady would be pretty high on my list. But I can be seduced by the food she makes. 12/10/2010 1:53:47 PM |
TerdFerguson All American 6584 Posts user info edit post |
In highschool my girlfriend's mom was a lunch lady and would usually slip me a free chocolate chip cookie or swiss roll if I went through her line to pay. Girlfriend never found out about it because she was in a different lunch period. I always felt slightly bad because I thought I was stealing or abusing the girlfriend's-mom relationship, but then I was like fuck it, swiss rolls are too good to pass up
/cool story
om om nom nom nom 12/10/2010 2:23:58 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
So apparently she got fired for making racist comments about mexicans...
She was from puerto rico 1/13/2011 2:25:41 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^Oh man, a Hispanic lunch lady?!
...wait damnit I was going to try to be racist and infer that they're all Hispanic, but when I was a kid at least they were only bitter old white women. Foiled. 1/13/2011 2:30:17 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
The Hispanics are moving in and taking all the bitter white womens jobs...
I blame Obama 1/13/2011 2:38:44 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
the nice lunch lady at middle school used to let me take a roll with my PB and J without paying because my mom paid in advance and i never had any cash, and the vegetarian options sucked ass. then her manager saw me and said i was stealing and i got suspended from school for 3 days.
[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ] 1/13/2011 2:39:12 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
the little ladies in IBM building across the street gave me 2 fresh brownies yesterday ... they lurve me and who could blame them 1/13/2011 2:41:39 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
They were laced with exlax or arsenic 1/13/2011 2:48:07 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPVNAsRE2Ko
[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:04 PM. Reason : don't know why that popped into my head] 1/13/2011 2:57:32 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Sometimes what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. 1/13/2011 2:59:07 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Students loved our lunch ladies. Mostly because they were the moms of some of the kids 1/13/2011 3:00:30 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha
[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:01 PM. Reason : remind me what that's from] 1/13/2011 3:00:51 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:08 PM. Reason : no auto]
1/13/2011 3:03:08 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They were laced with exlax or arsenic" |
not hardly, hater these little old ladies love to give me freebies...this was just the latest i get chips, drinks, cookies and now brownies and they were delicious1/13/2011 3:06:08 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Well if you didn't get the shits. That means it's a long slow painful death by arsenic. 1/13/2011 3:25:47 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Well fuck, they gave me a free apple.
Maybe they were trying to tell me something. 1/13/2011 4:14:58 PM |