post here when you're gonna bts

12/12/2010 9:07:00 PM

oh, now i get it

12/12/2010 9:08:25 PM

I always beat my wife before I go to sleep.

12/12/2010 9:08:38 PM

masturbation >>> domestic violence

12/12/2010 9:09:21 PM

my gf is already in bed. but i will try to wake her up with a stiff cock to the face when i go to bed

i will update in the morning

12/12/2010 9:10:14 PM

masturbation + domestic violence =

12/12/2010 9:10:24 PM

Not if domestic violence leads to forced penetration of your s/o.

12/12/2010 9:10:30 PM

That scene from Due Date is hilarious.

12/12/2010 9:15:28 PM

I'm going to nut into a sock. The first sock I grabbed was already crusty.

12/12/2010 9:20:47 PM

that's somewhat gross

but I understand

12/12/2010 9:24:52 PM

12/12/2010 9:31:26 PM

Thinking about it. Leaning toward not.

12/13/2010 9:57:06 PM

It's pretty bad when you're too lazy to bts.

12/13/2010 9:58:01 PM

Nah, just really tired. Went to the spank bank and only got half wood.

12/13/2010 10:03:35 PM

The nut is better when the wood is real.

12/13/2010 10:10:18 PM

btstb

12/13/2010 10:11:18 PM

Might have to go with the wake n' beat

12/13/2010 10:11:51 PM

this thread is timeless

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