http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elpk0/reddit_i_need_your_advice_on_a_delicate_matter_i/

12/14/2010 11:42:23 PM

tl;dr

12/14/2010 11:45:02 PM

dude made a post to get on the front page of reddit then admitted that he made it up?

12/14/2010 11:45:41 PM

Reddit loves wikileaks and exposing corruption. They literally huff their own farts about that sort of thing.

So this guy pretends he has information about a morally corrupt situation in his office, and they all tell him to keep quiet, "it's none of your business", or "use the info to blackmail them".

I love it.

12/14/2010 11:48:57 PM

If I ever saw sordid fellatio in my office, I would demand either fellatio of my own to keep quiet, or $100,000 in small unmarked bills


Whether the giver was male or female would make no difference

12/14/2010 11:50:42 PM

wat?

12/15/2010 3:13:49 AM

Quote :

"Whether the giver was male or female would make no difference"

That's a pretty gay statement. You admitted that you would take getting blown by a dude.

12/15/2010 3:17:07 AM

I wouldn't think twice about letting you suck my dick

12/15/2010 3:23:23 AM

Quote :

"That's a pretty gay statement. You admitted that you would take getting blown by a dude. "

Mancode states it's only gay if the balls touch...

12/15/2010 3:28:05 AM

I'm not against gays, just against them going for me. I had a close call when a gay guy was hitting on me and I was just being friendly back. He tried to pull my pants down and suck my cock; I was like "WOAH BRAH! THAT SHIT DON'T FLY WITH ME".

tru story

12/15/2010 3:32:21 AM