[my lame attempt to start a cheesy chain email]



Pizza Party! Everyone in America is invited!

How about toppings?


Republicans:
Every pizza should only have beef on it. Beef is American. Beef -- it's what's for dinner. That's what Jesus would want.

Democrats:
Every pizza should only have extra cheese on it. That's the most fair way to do it. We don't want to offend anyone.

Greens:
Every pizza should only have mushrooms on it. 100% fair-trade and organic, of course. Everyone should try "Shrooms", lol, man...

Communists:
Every pizza should only have onions on it. That's the cheapest. It doesn't matter if you don't like them, that's what you get.

Populists:
Every pizza should only have pepperoni on it. It's by far the most popular pizza topping, therefore it's the best for all.

Libertarians:
Everyone should have whatever pizza topping(s) that they choose. It's wrong to force your choice onto everyone.

[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ]

12/15/2010 1:23:15 PM

god damn that was dumb

12/15/2010 1:28:09 PM

12/15/2010 1:28:37 PM

rofl what the living fuck is this, 4th generation trolling?

no wait it's an indy thread O_______________________o

12/15/2010 1:29:31 PM

12/15/2010 1:30:07 PM

its byob tho, k thx.

12/15/2010 1:32:01 PM

Everyone knows the best pizza is fish egg mayonnaise pizza

12/15/2010 1:41:04 PM

Quote :

"Libertarians: Everyone should have poison pizza topping(s) that they choose. It's wrong to force your food producers to ensure health quality."

Fixed it for you.

12/15/2010 1:53:57 PM

http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2009/09/i-read-the-essay-taco-party-from-my-book-my-custom-van.html

12/15/2010 1:55:42 PM

Libertarians:
Hey...hey guys...we're over here. We want some pizza too. Guys?

12/15/2010 1:57:23 PM

i fucking love pizza parties


but everyone always gets pepperoni and just cheese, i like mushrooms and tomatoes and jalapenos

12/15/2010 2:01:47 PM

^^

[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ^'s]

12/15/2010 2:02:24 PM

jesus christ this fucking thread sucks

12/15/2010 3:14:35 PM

I'm guessing your mom or aunt sent you this in a e-mail containing several misspellings, an awful font, and strange font coloring.

12/15/2010 3:27:58 PM

12/15/2010 3:41:20 PM

I thought this was about The White Warriors annual pizza party

12/15/2010 3:44:41 PM

Libertarians:
We're not buying pizza for you. Buy you're own fucking pizza. It's not my responsibility to buy pizza for you.

12/15/2010 3:50:23 PM

In this thread, Supplanter and merbig reveal their ignorance about libertarianism.

Quote :

"I'm guessing your mom or aunt sent you this in a e-mail containing several misspellings, an awful font, and strange font coloring."

Well, considering I set out to "attempt to start a cheesy chain email", I take that as a compliment.

12/17/2010 4:32:18 PM

Quote :

"Libertarians: Everyone should have whatever pizza topping(s) that they choose. It's wrong to force your choice onto everyone. Also you're gonna have to buy your own damn pizza."

12/17/2010 4:55:11 PM

ITT, indy tries something new and original. He tries to promote libertarianism. When met with opposition, he writes them off as ignorant.

12/17/2010 5:05:16 PM

Quote :

"When met with opposition, he writes them off as ignorant. "

is there somebody on this forum who doesnt do that?

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 5:19 PM. Reason : ]

12/17/2010 5:19:36 PM

Nobody will forward this piece of shit.

12/17/2010 5:26:57 PM

Quote :

"ITT, indy tries something new and original. He tries to promote libertarianism. When met with opposition, he writes them off as ignorant. "

Quote :

"is there somebody on this forum who doesnt do that?"

12/17/2010 6:09:14 PM

stupidest thread ever.

12/17/2010 6:12:00 PM

Quote :

"god damn that was dumb"

12/17/2010 6:39:02 PM

12/17/2010 7:09:47 PM

we could have a lot of fun with this thread

12/17/2010 7:19:53 PM

wouldnt communists have potatoes on their pizza? and vodka? or is that just what russian communists eat on their pizza? actually i thought in soviet russia, pizza eats you?

12/17/2010 7:21:15 PM

the commies would put one whatever they grow on the local collective farm.

the only catch is the long lines for pizza.

12/17/2010 7:33:48 PM

Republican Pizza: That's $6 for the base cheese + $2/topping. $5 for delivery.

Democrat Pizza: Free cheese pizza for everyone! (No other topping choices available)

Commies: $6 cheese pizza for everyone, served on Thursdays, no other topping choices available.

12/17/2010 9:53:31 PM

^horrible.

12/17/2010 9:56:13 PM

^^ if anything, wouldn't the Democrats offer a lot of options?

12/17/2010 10:15:31 PM

I dislike this guy, almost with a passion.

But if I really gave a shit about anything on tdub, I'd have a problem. Hence, the "almost".

12/17/2010 10:19:08 PM

Quote :

"I dislike this guy, almost with a passion. But if I really gave a shit about anything on tdub, I'd have a problem. Hence, the "almost"."

12/17/2010 10:20:59 PM

Yeah, this is stupid.

12/17/2010 10:21:13 PM

Republicans:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

Democrats:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

Greens:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

Communists:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

Populists:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

Libertarians:
This is a stupid thread, indy.

12/17/2010 10:23:21 PM

lol

12/19/2010 2:03:52 PM

just ordered a stoner pizza... nom nom nom

12/19/2010 2:08:34 PM

lol gumby's

12/22/2010 11:35:48 AM