wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " When the victim began arguing with her 44-year-old mother-in-law, the older woman allegedly "grabbed (the victim's) right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple." The victim yelled to stop, but her mother-in-law allegedly continued to pull until the younger woman began punching her in the face, according to the police report.
The victim then told police she threw her mother-in-law into the yard, but the older woman allegedly kicked in the back door and had to be physically removed again. It was when the victim was putting her Advertisement mother-in-law's belongings in the yard that she felt fluid on her breast and realized there was blood on her shirt.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. " |
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_1686618112/15/2010 11:03:42 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
holy fuck
ouch. 12/15/2010 11:06:25 PM |
AuH20 All American 1604 Posts user info edit post |
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Your_nipple_fell_off 12/15/2010 11:07:23 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. 12/15/2010 11:08:35 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
nipple and white trash... all this needs is a beaver and it's a jeff foxworthy joke 12/15/2010 11:09:21 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I can't even begin to imagine how painful this must have been. And I can't believe how long she had to wait in the hospital 12/15/2010 11:26:54 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "EPIC
TITTY
TWISTER" |
12/15/2010 11:43:19 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Pics or it didn't happen. 12/15/2010 11:56:32 PM |
ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
bet the bitch won't do that again. 12/16/2010 12:09:28 AM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
12/16/2010 1:44:20 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
I guess there goes her hopes and dreams of being on playboy... 12/16/2010 1:51:44 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ Seems like they'd be more likely to photograph her now 12/16/2010 12:56:29 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
half way through that last sentence, I let out an involuntary and rather loud "doh, gawd!"
my coworker in the lab turned and looked at me. 12/16/2010 2:28:54 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
quick put it on ice! 12/16/2010 2:29:10 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
he who controls the spice, controls the universe 12/16/2010 2:31:01 PM |
jethromoore All American 2529 Posts user info edit post |
12/16/2010 2:37:07 PM |
RawWulf All American 9126 Posts user info edit post |
12/16/2010 2:48:59 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my coworker in the lab turned and looked at me." |
Did you tell him what you were reading?12/16/2010 2:58:50 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^ No. I do not share anything on TWW the internets with this guy.
He's like 55 years old, and judging by his complete inability to process sarcasm or irony, I think has Aspergers. I tried to explain an internet meme to him once. never again. 12/17/2010 10:52:18 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
aha to be fair, explaining an internet meme to someone who hasn't already seen it usually fails regardless of their mental condition
[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : f] 12/17/2010 10:55:25 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
true. that's a poor example. my point is, he's a literal motherfucker who doesn't get jokes that are obvious to average people. 12/17/2010 12:11:46 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I have2call it as I see it:
"pics or it didn't happen"
[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .] 12/17/2010 1:14:50 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
oww 12/17/2010 1:18:29 PM |