IMStoned420
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"Bears are kind of terrifying in a shark-like way."  12/17/2010 1:59:54 PM
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GREEN JAY
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MomStoned420 12/17/2010 2:02:29 PM |
GeniuSxBoY
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"I thought you were going to be gay, I never saw you with a girl!" 12/17/2010 2:02:46 PM |
BoondockSt
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[During every trip to the beach:]
"Mom, how is it that you get out in the sun for all of 25 minutes and get completely dark?"
"Because daddy was a [black]."
Yes, my mom is a closet racist (or at least doesn't find certain words completely offensive...then again she's used every curse word known to the english language around me for as long as I can remember, so perhaps that's it).
[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 2:12 PM. Reason : .] 12/17/2010 2:10:50 PM |
IMStoned420
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"Do you have the SOCOM: Black Ops?"
"Oh, look a cop. Good thing I don't have anything illegal on me." 12/17/2010 2:13:57 PM |
evan
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"honey... i'm pregnant." 12/17/2010 2:15:06 PM |
