iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
The new, retro-inspired Cap'n Crunch boxes are kind of creepy, featuring a cracked-out Cap'n and Seadog. I miss the old-school, sleepy, stoner Cap'n
Old-School Cap'n Cannabis and Stoner Seadog
New, Retro Cap'n Crackberry and Psycho Seadog
I wish they had eyelids. Now they just look like they're on a meth-fueled cereal raid. 12/17/2010 3:04:17 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114232 Posts user info edit post |
creepy, seriously?
SERIOUSLY, REALLY? 12/17/2010 3:06:23 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
IT MAKES ME MAD INSIDE MY HEAD
[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : D]
12/17/2010 3:08:35 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Does it still tear up the inside of your mouth? 12/17/2010 3:11:16 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
well now they need to make one where he's mixing uppers and downers 12/17/2010 3:15:35 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Bad shroom voyage arrrrrrrr
12/17/2010 3:17:37 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Personally I prefer peanut butter crunch.
12/17/2010 3:21:10 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
you notice weird things 12/17/2010 3:21:44 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
12/17/2010 3:22:14 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
What fucking pisses me off is that my favorite goddamn peanut butter cap'n crunch has gotten increasingly pussified over the years.
It ain't got shit for peanut butter like it used to 25-30 years ago. Cheap goddamn bastards.
I could rant about the food industry slippin' it in our collective shitter dry and sideways...I could rant for fucking HOURS. 12/17/2010 3:24:20 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Don't Ask, Don't Tell version
AKA, romance on the high seas
[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 3:33 PM. Reason : k]
12/17/2010 3:33:18 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Fruit punch flavored cereal? That has high potential for being 12/17/2010 3:35:20 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
fuck yeah super soap shaper! 12/17/2010 3:37:02 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114232 Posts user info edit post |
omg I want all of them 12/17/2010 3:40:34 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Well first he was Private Crunch. He was promoted to Corporal Crunch in Korea. Following some heroic action late in the Korean war, he got a battlefield commision to 2nd Lieutenant Crunch. Between wars he was promoted for exceptional work to 1st Lieutenant Crunch and during Vietnam after leading a squad on a very tough assignment of taking a hill, he was made Captain Crunch.
It's a common misconception that he was in the navy, but in reality he wasn't a pussy so this couldn't be true. 12/17/2010 3:51:01 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
12/17/2010 3:52:58 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
EXCEPT BOOMERS OK 12/17/2010 3:59:25 PM |
ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
I want to get some peanut crunch right now.
BEST THREAD EVER! 12/17/2010 4:01:14 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
lolololol surefire way to lure chembob to post
NAVYS FOR GAYS 12/17/2010 4:05:13 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Why do monster cartoon characters sell cereal? I always thought Chocula, Ronald McDonald and the Fry Guys were scary. 12/17/2010 6:15:29 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
and next:
12/17/2010 6:16:59 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
At least bowl o razor crunch doesn't cause morbid obesity and tooth decay 12/17/2010 6:19:13 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
it cuts muh gums
but I still love it 12/17/2010 6:20:19 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "FREE
COLLECTOR
CARDS" |
Quote : | "CHOCKLE
FUN
STICKERS" |
Quote : | "BALLOON
RACER
INSIDE" |
12/17/2010 6:21:44 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
My razor blade Os came with a free condom
now I'm preggers 12/17/2010 6:23:14 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
12/17/2010 6:25:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lollers 12/17/2010 6:26:19 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
12/17/2010 6:27:18 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
12/17/2010 6:48:59 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
I ate capt crunch for lunch everyday during the summer i was 13. as a result, i no longer have a roof of my mouth. 12/17/2010 6:59:50 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I used to love crunch berries as a kid. Then one day I was home sick from school. I was laying on the couch feeling like shit and that feeling hit me. I made a run for the bathroom trying to hold it in. As soon as I hit the door to the bathroom BLAM! I painted the bathroom wall with cap'n'crunch. It was a helluva mess. 12/17/2010 7:00:12 PM |
dharney All American 4445 Posts user info edit post |
man i miss coupons for free french fries with purchase of sugary cereal. Fucking granola hippy liberals 12/17/2010 8:52:44 PM |
State Oz All American 1897 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I used to love crunch berries as a kid. Then one day I was home sick from school. I was laying on the couch feeling like shit and that feeling hit me. I made a run for the bathroom trying to hold it in. As soon as I hit the door to the bathroom BLAM! I painted the bathroom wall with cap'n'crunch. It was a helluva mess." |
if only you had been sick on both ends.. imagine the awesomeness that is rainbow projectile vomit combined with projectile rainbow dookie..12/17/2010 9:39:14 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper 12/17/2010 10:15:10 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Sir there's a Lt. Crunch here to see you..." ... "Actually I've been promoted...it's Captain Crunch."" |
12/17/2010 10:17:30 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52883 Posts user info edit post |
this is clearly the work of INTELLIGENT DESIGN 12/17/2010 10:30:33 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha
Quote : | "It Stays Crunchy, Even in Milk!" |
12/18/2010 7:18:35 AM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
2600 12/18/2010 9:33:45 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
to me, fruit punch flavored cereal seems to me 12/18/2010 10:42:56 AM |