ITT, we share tips for identifying "the cray cray" in others. But just the tip. That's what she said.

1) Obsessed with the TV show Intervention
2) Contacts your exes just to get dirt on you

Moar?

12/19/2010 6:38:05 PM

3) tries to blame you for shit they did.

12/19/2010 6:39:10 PM

D) After 1 or 2 'dates', they get jellis if other men/women post on your facebook wall

12/19/2010 6:39:19 PM

has cats

12/19/2010 6:39:23 PM

5) goes to Meredith

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2010 6:39:35 PM

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2.
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–noun
11.
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12.
the crazies, Slang . a sense of extreme unease, nervousness, or panic; extreme jitters: The crew was starting to get the crazies from being cooped up belowdecks for so long.
—Idiom
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like crazy,
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12/19/2010 6:40:12 PM

bitchiz geten jellis

12/19/2010 6:40:24 PM

Pretty sure Barney Stinson covered this pretty extensively already.

12/19/2010 6:40:39 PM

6) homogametic sex

12/19/2010 6:41:00 PM

Calls you up one month into the relationship and threatens to kill themselves....should have run far, far away from her manic depression....

Stupid me I married her (then divorced her within 2 years).....

Live and learn....

12/19/2010 6:46:15 PM

text messages with pictures of pets is a deal breaker for me

12/19/2010 6:47:10 PM

^^ OMG, that sounds horrible

also, is she still single? if so, could you pass me her digits?

12/19/2010 6:47:40 PM

^ She lives in KY Brother. And she still spies on my FB Acct

I can hook ya up if you don't mind her 2 kids she squatted out that she had with the guy she was cheating on me with

Oh and she has a tendency to embezzle money from her own families businesses...

But other than that she is a real catch lemme tell ya

Goddamn me for being dumbass enough to think I could change her

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : dammit]

12/19/2010 6:53:59 PM

Meh, that works. I wouldn't really be interested in a relationship.

I was just planning on hitting it, and quitting it. I want her to hurt for hurting you

12/19/2010 6:55:21 PM

^ I respect ya enough not to put you through that terror mang...hittin her would scar you for life

apologies to iheartkisses for the threadjack

12/19/2010 6:57:41 PM

... I love Intervention

But at least I can cook!


I would also like to add to the list: when they climb up a hill behind your apartment to see into your living room when you won't let them inside

12/19/2010 6:59:52 PM

Inability to cook is actually a good one for the ladies

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12/19/2010 7:01:44 PM

serious body image/self esteem problems even when they are attractive by all conventional standards

12/19/2010 7:45:53 PM

I love intervention, own 2 cats, and have sent Peter text of said cats.

12/19/2010 7:46:30 PM

I knew this chick who was cray cray and loved intervention

12/19/2010 7:47:16 PM

after a week sends text "are we ok?"

12/19/2010 7:49:34 PM

I like to see if I can figure out what is wrong with them before the show tells us. It's like a game for me.

12/19/2010 7:50:17 PM

What the fuck is wrong with liking Intervention?

12/19/2010 7:51:19 PM

It's one thing to enjoy watching Intervention. It's another thing to be obsessed with the show Intervention because you use it to make yourself feel better about your own OCD/addictions.

Every druggie/alcoholic I know is obsessed with the show.

That said, I definitely like the show. It's well-produced and interesting. But I couldn't list every addict who has ever been on the show. Some people can.

Sign o the cray cray!

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 7:58 PM. Reason : s]

12/19/2010 7:57:12 PM

yeah the chick I was talking about had a pretty serious drug problem at the time (more than just smoking some pot).

12/19/2010 8:21:04 PM

sign of the cray-cray:

4) she has no girlfriends, only guy friends because "girls don't like me because they I'm trying to move in on their man" or "I don't like girls because they're all bitchy and catty".

12/19/2010 8:23:35 PM

Full moon on Tuesday!

let the cray cray out y'all

12/19/2010 8:24:38 PM

Quote :

"4) she has no girlfriends, only guy friends because "girls don't like me because they I'm trying to move in on their man" or "I don't like girls because they're all bitchy and catty"."

this

12/19/2010 8:27:15 PM

Quote :

"5) goes to Meredith"

Gotta suggest moving this to the top of said list

12/19/2010 8:30:21 PM

Is the "I make better friends with guys than girls" a sign of cray cray? I can chill with girls and my bff is a girl but I'm usually chill with the dudes more.

Does it help that I'm ugly? lol

12/19/2010 8:31:38 PM

Quote :

""I make better friends with guys than girls" a sign of cray cray?"

depends on the full situation but yes it certainly can be

12/19/2010 8:33:10 PM

^^ No. You're fine in that respect, Kiwi. Some girls have no girlfriends because they claim all girls hate them. Those are the cray cray ones. It's called projection.

If you have girlfriends, you're prob fine.

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 8:33 PM. Reason : w]

12/19/2010 8:33:30 PM

Quote :

"It's one thing to enjoy watching Intervention. It's another thing to be obsessed with the show Intervention because you use it to make yourself feel better about your own OCD/addictions."

i know a chick like this. and she loves to talk about it and will give us detailed recaps, even though no one is listening. that bitch is cray cray

12/19/2010 8:38:52 PM

x) posts on tdub

12/19/2010 8:42:34 PM

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"she has no girlfriends, only guy friends"

Truf. Last girl I went out with told me this and the red light went on. I nipped that one in the bud. I had learned my lesson with previous girls.

12/19/2010 9:53:53 PM

one ex told me "I would've figured you for a burner, 'cause you smoke"
and i was like "What?"
and she was like "A cutter or a burner. I would've figured you for a burner"
and outwardly I was like "no, I'm neither" and inwardly I was like

12/19/2010 9:57:49 PM

In my hood, a 'burner' is either someone with herpes, or a prepaid cell phone used for illegal activities

having said that, I was thoroughly confused by that post

12/19/2010 9:59:06 PM

Clingy is the number one red flag. Like you go on a date and before you get home you get facebook alerts and shit and you're like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

12/19/2010 10:00:14 PM

^^
I was confused too, when it happened
I am also confused now, when I go back and read the post

12/19/2010 10:02:26 PM

As a fellow Jeff, I am understanding of your predicament, and offer my full support.

12/19/2010 10:03:34 PM

Quote :

"1) Obsessed with the TV show Intervention"

My daughter's mother loves that show (though she isn't a big drinker or drugger)...she is motherfuckin' crazy.

12/19/2010 10:15:53 PM

^ Seriously. Crazy people go nuts for that show because it makes them feel normal and well-adjusted.

12/19/2010 10:16:52 PM

On the second date, you get a facebook message asking to confirm relationship status.

12/19/2010 10:26:42 PM

Here are a few from my bad first dates:

1) He asks if you want to come upstairs to see his pet python. Sure enough, he has a scary snake in a terrarium. Then he asks if you want to come over the next day for a feeding.
2) He tells you he doesn't have a bank account because he doesn't believe in banks, so he pays for everything in cash. He also claims to be an entrepreneur who buys and flips distressed properties.
3) He tells you he wants to eat your face
4) After your first date, you wake up the next morning to find 4 missed calls and 4 missed text messages, all wondering why you aren't picking up your phone. Apparently, sleep is for the weak.
5) Your first date is not consensual. He decides that women like surprises, so he throws you in his car and drives you to a secluded, yet romantic spot in the middle of BFE. All while you tell him to please turn the car around and take you home.

12/19/2010 10:38:57 PM

I've pretty much found that anyone without a penis has a high probability of being crazy, but specific signs tend to be: do they take a lot of medicine, do they have a normal relationship with their mother, do they read magazines or watch daytime tv, etc.

12/19/2010 10:40:16 PM

1) after a couple of weeks of dating, he asks what kind of bachelorette party you would want to have and who would bs in your wedding party. He then tells you children would be invited to his "camping style" bachelor party.
2) when you say you want to wait a few years after marriage to have kids he calls you a "child hater."
3) after you break up he incessantly talks about all your "bad" qualities and calls you childish names and then flips a switch and says how much he misses you.....all on facebook for his entire friend list to see .

12/19/2010 10:43:30 PM

^ at #1

kids at a bachelor party?

12/19/2010 10:45:56 PM

Umm yeah. The only thing that came to me after that was molestering.

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 10:47 PM. Reason : Cartman]

12/19/2010 10:46:58 PM

It's bad when the guest of honor at the bachelor party isn't the groom, but it's Chris Matthews

12/19/2010 10:53:46 PM

^I think you mean Chris Hansen

My contribution:
1) Texts you five minutes after the end of the first date, when you both should be driving. Text: "Do you like me?"
2) Texts you again five minutes later. Text: "Do you like me? I like you."
3) After phone conversations, bitches over text message about how you don't seem interested even though you're still only one date in at this point.

12/19/2010 11:28:26 PM