came out the gas station this evening and there was a hat sitting on my windshield

no one was around and i normally would have tossed it, but it looked like it might actually be big enough to fit my gigantic domepiece and seemed clean enough, so i threw it in the car to check out later (i've recently started balding like a motherfucker and need something to cover it up - sidenote: what sort of doctor should i talk to about that, dermatologist?)

when i got home, i put it on and was normal for a while, but then whatever was on/in it hit me like a freight train and i started tripping balls like crazy - i'm talking wacky shit like seeing talking animals and swirly tunnels of light and scary skeletons yelling at me and MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS

what the hell kind of drug/poison could cause that sort of reaction in me that hard? (i'm a big dude, as you may have guessed by now)

it's a solid red hat with a large gold M right on the front of it - is this a gang thing/symbol/whatever?

what the fuck is happening?

p.s. i'm apparently still pretty fucked up, i just saw a commercial about Kimbo on CBS, please help me

12/19/2010 7:08:29 PM

aids

12/19/2010 7:10:39 PM

Dats angel dust, baby. PCP.

12/19/2010 7:12:10 PM

This again?

12/19/2010 7:12:55 PM

i dunno, but you better fuckin hope you don't get called in for a drug test!

12/19/2010 7:16:52 PM

look inside the hat and see if there are any strips of paper in the sweatband
maybe you absorbed some acid
best bet is drink milk if that's the case - it kills whatever buzz lsd gives you pretty fast
otherwise, if not acid you should get help

12/19/2010 7:21:44 PM

hahhahahah I'd almost forgotten about this

[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 7:25 PM. Reason : no almost, I Did forget.]

12/19/2010 7:25:32 PM

a mixture of DMSO and LSD or a number of other hallucinogens on like a plastic strip inside the hat could have this effect

12/19/2010 7:26:30 PM

i was thinking this was some kind of oddjob

12/19/2010 7:26:32 PM

The M stands for magic


[Edited on December 19, 2010 at 7:31 PM. Reason : nah]

12/19/2010 7:28:37 PM

Quote :

"-Didn't know you liked it wet, though. -What's wet? Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-dog. That's what you had. You couldn't taste it? -I never done it. -I haven't, but you have now."

12/19/2010 7:38:12 PM

Alright, EMCE, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

12/19/2010 8:15:49 PM

fucking [old]

12/19/2010 8:56:03 PM

12/19/2010 9:05:58 PM

i loved that cartoon

12/19/2010 9:09:35 PM

so, how did this work out for you?

12/19/2010 9:21:45 PM

wait a minute...

12/19/2010 9:28:17 PM

wtf?

7/30/2013 8:17:34 PM

tell me more

7/30/2013 10:43:49 PM

Go on

8/1/2013 12:38:32 AM

with a POISON, POISON POISON!!!

3/2/2022 4:38:38 PM

It was Novichuk from Putin.

3/2/2022 5:10:53 PM

3/2/2022 10:01:18 PM

Maybe it was just a hat from the 18th or 19th Century which was loaded up with mercury:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_as_a_hatter

3/3/2022 9:04:01 AM

Quote :

"wait a minute..."

3/3/2022 9:07:48 AM

i managed to film it when the next trip happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Q7a6SxIBk

3/3/2022 5:47:54 PM

Thank goodness this was documented for posterity.

3/5/2022 8:04:56 AM