have really soft feet?

Is it...

1) My Pee
2) the soft foot gene?
3) A proven fact that peeing on your feet makes them soft?

Maybe I am on to something. Anyone know how much it is to open up a kiosk in the middle of the mall?

12/21/2010 8:45:42 AM

repeated exposure of your skin to urine actually makes your skin tougher.

12/21/2010 8:49:22 AM

I love peeing in the shower. I have peed in the shower while waiting for the water to warm up when the toilet was right behind me.

12/21/2010 8:52:19 AM

^^ Jorge agrees.

12/21/2010 8:53:42 AM

I would think constantly peeing on your feet would cause them to get sores.

12/21/2010 9:36:51 AM

I've heard that peeing on your feet can keep you from having smelly feet. Something about urine killing bacteria on your feet? no idea if they make em soft though!

12/21/2010 9:46:07 AM

Pee on my ass and face

12/21/2010 9:46:10 AM

^^^I'm curious as to your logic in that statement.

12/21/2010 9:50:53 AM

Well if you leave a baby in a wet diaper for too long they get sores. I imagine feet following the same protocol

12/21/2010 9:51:49 AM

^^This, pee is sterile...It's still a little to routinely pee on yourself though


^seems like perpetually sitting in any moisture would do that.

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2010 9:53:07 AM

Quote :

"I've heard that peeing on your feet can keep you from having smelly feet. "

It's not the urine, it's the fact that people are more likely to wash their feet better if they're peeing on them...

Although someone who pees in the shower in the first place is probably not ocd about hygiene in the first place, so I dunno

12/21/2010 9:53:41 AM

^^^that's b/c there's a resultant wet fabric rubbing against the child.

urine is sterile people. get over it.

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:56 AM. Reason : k]

12/21/2010 9:55:21 AM

Buncha waterfront fanatics ITT

12/21/2010 9:55:28 AM

Quote :

"seems like perpetually sitting in any moisture would do that."

I would think the pH level of a baby's urine wouldn't be a neutral as water. And I don't think most babies are perpetually sitting in their own urine, unless they have really shitty parents.

12/21/2010 9:59:24 AM

if you walk around in wet socks too long, you get blisters...doesn't really have anything to do with the ph, just the fact that your skin doesn't have a chance to dry out

12/21/2010 10:02:26 AM

Me

12/21/2010 10:09:47 AM

peeing in the shower =/= peeing on your feet

12/21/2010 10:11:57 AM

^This.

12/21/2010 10:13:31 AM

All this thread asserts is that you have a crooked penis.

12/21/2010 10:26:47 AM

only time i did this was when the toilet was at-the-moment stopped up

it was liberating, but i haven't done it since

12/21/2010 10:40:05 AM

Guy in high school had this trick where he'd tuck his shit and bend over, and somehow this would create an incredible pinching effect on his bladder, and he could line drive piss over 30 feet with deadly accuracy.

12/21/2010 10:43:39 AM

slave famous sure participated in a lot of dick-based group shenanigans in high school

12/21/2010 10:50:49 AM

I pee in old shampoo bottles so guests can be surprised

12/21/2010 10:53:42 AM

12/21/2010 11:46:06 AM

pee is sterile until you piss it out. the urethra has all sorts of bacteria and shit in it.

so... yea

i'm still confused as to why it is so hard to just pee before you take a shower anyway

12/21/2010 11:50:43 AM

Quote :

"Well if you leave a baby in a wet diaper for too long they get sores. I imagine feet following the same protocol"

I really don't understand how you could make a connection between a baby that's sitting in a pee soaked diaper too long with pee coming in contact with someone's foot and immediately being washed off.

12/21/2010 11:52:09 AM

Who said he was washing it off right away...

12/21/2010 11:53:01 AM

people who are incapable of aiming at the drain ITT

12/21/2010 11:54:35 AM

Now that I think about it, my feet never smell.

I'm def. on to something here.


Posted using iPhone.

12/21/2010 11:56:04 AM

^^^ oh yeah let's make THAT assumption.

Just remember, when you find the wizard, you're asking for a brain.

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 11:56 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2010 11:56:19 AM

People getting uppity ITT

12/21/2010 11:57:13 AM

I try my best to hit the drain but when you pee two separate streams in the AM it's almost impossible to hit it. Heck, I do good to not get it on the wall...

12/21/2010 12:04:10 PM

-Nobody's feet should smell. The smell comes from fungus growing on the foot.

-Peeing in the shower with the water on, the urea doesn't have a chance to dry and rinsed away.

-If you routinely soak your feet in urine without washing them off for the proper exposure time it'll take to kill any micro orgasms, there is no way your feet wouldn't smell like piss.

-If you pee on your feet in the shower, the water will rinse/dilute/wash it off quickly enough to not cause any effect

12/21/2010 12:06:29 PM

What if said pee was asparagus pee?

So many factors to account for...

12/21/2010 12:20:52 PM

peeing in the shower - yes
hitting any body part - no

12/21/2010 12:29:20 PM

I don't pee directly on my feet. I can't always get it all in the drain so sometimes I stand in the pee water.

12/21/2010 12:40:24 PM

You're supposed to aim for the drain.

12/21/2010 12:59:31 PM

Quote :

"repeated exposure of your skin to urine actually makes your skin tougher."

Moises Alou also agrees.

http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 1:04 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2010 1:04:06 PM

Quote :

"People getting uppity ITT"

I know. When did tdub become so easy to troll

12/21/2010 1:23:12 PM

At least ctnz71 doesn't pee in the shower with female panties on

12/21/2010 1:24:42 PM

peeing on your feet can help reduce the risk and/or kill the bacteria that causes athletes foot

12/21/2010 2:01:02 PM

Quote :

"pee is sterile until you piss it out. the urethra has all sorts of bacteria and shit in it."

Where does that bacteria and "shit" come from?

12/21/2010 2:06:24 PM

It comes from not wiping, son.

12/21/2010 2:19:22 PM

In the urethra?

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 2:21 PM. Reason : Ok. I can understand for a woman. But what about a man?]

12/21/2010 2:21:17 PM

^I know, did it magically appear in the urine mid-stream?

Quote :

"i'm still confused as to why it is so hard to just pee before you take a shower anyway "

I can't tell you how many times I get up in the morning and take a piss. Then when I hop in the shower 5 minutes later I wanna pee again. So I do.

12/21/2010 2:21:46 PM

why hasn't anyone posted tubgirl yet?

shame on you, tww.

12/21/2010 2:23:51 PM

I'm gonna pee in your beer- but it's cool... IT'S STERILE!! hyuck hyuck hyuck

12/21/2010 2:25:28 PM

i try not to, but sometimes the warm water hits my wee wee, and theres no stopping it

12/21/2010 2:28:08 PM

I only pee in the shower when I am sharing it with my girl, always good for a laugh

12/21/2010 3:10:17 PM

set the pee kiosk up --->

12/21/2010 4:00:34 PM