wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
She had her thumb ripped off by her horse
She has to wait 6 months before they can give her a prosthetic thumb. I know when we go visit her I'm just going to be the whole time we're there 12/21/2010 10:36:06 AM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Will she be able to knit again? 12/21/2010 10:37:22 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I'll pray for her. 12/21/2010 10:37:36 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
I feel for you. My girlfriend is a vegitable and she lives in a hospital. 12/21/2010 10:38:23 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Will she be able to knit again?" |
Probably not Not that I think she ever knitted in the first place lol. I forgot to ask if it was her right thumb or left. It's going to be a bitch doing anything if it was her right thumb 12/21/2010 10:38:30 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Dec. 21st, 9 2010: Horses fight back. 12/21/2010 10:38:45 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe she was trying to tame Bad Horse, the thoroughbred of sin. 12/21/2010 10:40:09 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
Another tragedy in the field of horse orthodontics. When people learn... 12/21/2010 10:44:56 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Was it bitten off?
That sucks. Sorry grandma 12/21/2010 10:46:58 AM |
StayPuff All American 5154 Posts user info edit post |
at least she wasn't run over by a reindeer 12/21/2010 10:48:59 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
horses are like mountain lions with better PR
exactly like them 12/21/2010 10:49:24 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
i was under the impression it was lashed in the reigns and the horse took off or something
was it bitten off? 12/21/2010 10:49:49 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
i heard the horse cut it off with a chainsaw 12/21/2010 10:51:21 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
^^ that's what I thought too.
TWWers have had some superhero grandmas lately.
[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 10:51 AM. Reason : ^ well not THAT ] 12/21/2010 10:51:25 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i was under the impression it was lashed in the reigns and the horse took off or something" |
Correct. She was prepping the horse to ride when it got spooked and took off with her finger
^^^ hahaha
[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 10:52 AM. Reason : a]12/21/2010 10:51:43 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
12/21/2010 10:52:32 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i'minthehospitalbothmythumbswererippedoff.icannolongerusethespacebar 12/21/2010 10:52:41 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
HEY! Goddamnit you bring that thumb back right this instant or no oats for you, young mister horse! 12/21/2010 10:53:06 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Something doesn't add up here...
But I just can't put my finger on it. 12/21/2010 10:53:27 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
They had to drive her to a hospital all the way in Asheville (she lives in SC) and then when they got there the doctor told her, "Well if you had any tendons left we could reattach it but you don't, so we can't." She was like, "Well dammit I could have gone to the crappy country doctor and not spent money on an ambulance if I had known that " 12/21/2010 10:55:08 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
do they make sword cane style prosthetic thumbs?
like, you grasp the fake one with your good hand and pull out a thumb-hilted dagger?
that's be sweet
Horse, my name is wolfpackgrr's grandmother. You killed my thumb. Prepare to die. 12/21/2010 10:55:38 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Horse, my name is wolfpackgrr's grandmother. You killed my thumb. Prepare to die." | lawls12/21/2010 10:58:22 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
She should make fun of the horse's nostrils. Horses are incredibly sensitive about their nose. 12/21/2010 10:59:51 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ hahaha I will have to suggest this to her. 12/21/2010 11:04:06 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
here's hoping it was her non-dominant hand 12/21/2010 11:25:39 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I know!! That's what I'm wondering now. I was too freaked out when i first heard to ask this very important question. 12/21/2010 11:26:13 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Non-dominant???
Who uses their thumb to masturbate?? 12/21/2010 11:27:19 AM |
wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 11:35 AM. Reason : uber fail]
12/21/2010 11:34:12 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I read that twice as "She had her thumb ripped off by her nose" 12/21/2010 1:12:54 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Well that will teach her to stop horsing around. 12/21/2010 1:18:11 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That would be pretty epic. 12/21/2010 1:20:03 PM |
TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
She should get in touch with Matthew Broderick, I'm sure he could get it back for her... 12/21/2010 1:21:01 PM |
SchndlrsFist All American 5528 Posts user info edit post |
Who has one thumbs and rides horses?
wolfpackgrrr's grandma.
Sorry, had to do it. In reality, that sucks. I hope she feels better. 12/21/2010 1:24:45 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
Guess that means no more handjobs for your grandfather....... 12/21/2010 1:26:17 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Shit, just one digit away from being kicked out of the primate club 12/21/2010 1:26:31 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ They're divorced so he stopped getting hand jobs from her 35 years ago. 12/21/2010 1:34:20 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
My mom is going down there as soon as the roads clear to help out. She says she's going to text me a pic 12/26/2010 5:44:13 PM |
NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 12/26/2010 6:02:22 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
http://videosift.com/video/Eel-bites-off-divers-thumbgets-replaced-by-toe 12/26/2010 6:04:44 PM |