heres a few of my own.

THE DIVER


THE HUMAN SLED


THE LONELY SEAHORSE

12/22/2010 12:33:14 PM

awesome

12/22/2010 12:37:19 PM

sex positions require the penis being inserted in the vagina, as well as two and only two people bro

12/22/2010 12:37:41 PM

haha nick i forgot i had these in my gallery. i had to post them again

12/22/2010 12:38:56 PM

inverse tricycle

12/22/2010 12:40:08 PM

^ explain

12/22/2010 12:40:41 PM

I think somehow the idea came up during a mud run while we were trying to distract a friend of mine. Or someone said something about an inverse tricycle and we said it sounded like a sex position, then set about deciding what that would involve.

I believe we decided on basically the downward facing dog yoga position but with the legs together, so the woman has 3 points of ground contact like a tricycle, but backward.

12/22/2010 12:44:31 PM

The rotisserie, although this has been in the conceptual phase since 2003 and never actually performed.

12/22/2010 12:44:52 PM

ok if you guys are going to post sex positions you have to describe them! or make diagrams like mine

12/22/2010 12:46:22 PM

It is where a girl is getting double teamed. She is suspended and being rotated in mid air by her mouth and vagina (or ass) and oh yeah, she has a pineapple ring stuck to her forehead.

12/22/2010 12:53:06 PM

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"sex positions.....make diagrams like mine"

you are aware of what sex entails, right?

12/22/2010 12:53:47 PM

Detachable penis sex.

(need scissors, needle and thread, and adhesive velcro)

1. Turn on TV to the Super Bowl
2. Cut penis off
3. Sew wounds shut, wipe excess blood on your pants.
4. Apply velcro to penis and to you.
5. Hand the nagging bitch your penis.

12/22/2010 12:55:20 PM

Quote :

" "sex positions.....make diagrams like mine" you are aware of what sex entails, right?"

P IN A V (OR A OR M) THEN B MY L ON HER Ts OR F THEN TELL HER MAKE ME A GD SWICH, B

12/22/2010 1:01:46 PM

up up down down left right left right B A start

12/22/2010 1:49:41 PM

Screamin' Seagull

12/22/2010 1:54:20 PM

^^cheat to GTA

12/22/2010 2:08:38 PM

^ Damn youngins

12/22/2010 2:11:44 PM

I was the first to do anal on a girl

12/22/2010 2:13:41 PM

^^^ contra? oO

12/22/2010 2:40:52 PM

A A B B A A B B A

name that cheat. hint: its an old sega genesis game

12/22/2010 2:43:13 PM

there was one similar to that for aladdin i think, but it had a C in there i think

12/22/2010 2:44:20 PM

congratulations! you just beat the level!

12/22/2010 2:54:04 PM

right A A B start

12/22/2010 3:51:43 PM

Up C Right C Left C Down C

12/22/2010 3:52:31 PM

Interesting. But probably more accurately called: Positions You Have Invented, as I see no sexual activities indicated in the graphics.

12/22/2010 6:18:42 PM

up down left right a start did something with one version of sonic.

12/22/2010 7:42:35 PM

A B A C A B B

MORTAL COMBAT BLOOD CODE

12/22/2010 7:49:01 PM

I'm known for this position

though, it doesn't really have a name. Instead, it has a symbol.


So, here is

12/22/2010 8:03:20 PM

why did you fart on your own head? You're doing it wrong.

12/22/2010 8:07:03 PM

Quote :

"sex positions require the penis being inserted in the vagina"

I beg to differ.

Sincerely,

69

12/22/2010 8:15:07 PM

^^ you sure weren't complaining about it the other night when you got some

12/22/2010 9:37:39 PM

I invented missionary position, where you hang out in the DRC and wait for missionaries to come, then ambush them and bang their body parts after chopping them up

12/22/2010 9:46:56 PM

holy shit grimx guessed it. and no, there was no C in that cheat

12/27/2010 10:33:04 AM