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12/22/2010 6:07:40 PM

lol

12/22/2010 6:10:39 PM

damn you old

12/22/2010 6:32:16 PM

Sears catalog

12/22/2010 6:34:13 PM

we'd turn to the end where all the toys/video games were

just to look at the picture of the Su-per Nin-ten-do Sega Gen-e-sis

12/22/2010 6:36:05 PM

used to?

12/22/2010 7:04:30 PM

jc penny and sears in the woods. seemed like a good idea at the time

12/22/2010 7:19:27 PM

I spammed these on AOL in chat rooms with Fate X (and earlier versions)

12/23/2010 12:16:35 AM

i wonder if there are any people with some odd condition that prevents them from seeing ascii art but instead they just see strings of random characters.

12/23/2010 12:32:15 AM

I used AOICE and AOINSANITY,


The Chocolate Punter v2.0 was kick ass, too.

12/23/2010 4:07:25 AM

This has me signing into a BBS.

12/23/2010 12:32:11 PM

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"jc penny and sears"

Fredericks > Victoria's Secret > JC Penny > Sears



Also MTV's The Grind

12/23/2010 1:12:25 PM

i dont remember Fredericks or VS being available when i was 12. We had more of a chance scoring someone's dad's Hustler or Juggs. MTV was pretty dependable. Sears/JcPenney would have to do in a pinch.




[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2010 1:18:28 PM

Anyone else ever play Liesure Suit Larry back in the day?

12/23/2010 2:48:55 PM

12/23/2010 2:50:58 PM

and right before the ASCII art finishes loading...

...somebody picks up the phone and your modem goes wonky

12/23/2010 3:02:19 PM

oh man Leisure Suit Larry. I'm surprised they don't still make some form of it. Or maybe they do and I just don't know it.

12/23/2010 3:12:22 PM

I Gamefly'd the LSL for XBox360...not as fun as the old PC version where you had to type everything

12/23/2010 3:19:18 PM

you kids are young. when I grew up, video games were all text. not even ascii.

12/23/2010 3:21:38 PM

i had a game called Big Rig...all text...you drove a truck across the country...3 different routes...fastest route has most cops, longest route has least cops

you basically decided how much to go over the speed limit based on time of day and luck

all text...no graphics















[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 3:31 PM. Reason : lol dude wasted 855 gallons of gas while filling up]

12/23/2010 3:27:37 PM

The cable station where I lived gave a free holiday bonus of all the premium cable channels they offer (HBO, Showtime, Cinemax) starting about 2 weeks before Christmas, then they would always forget to turn them off or something so we had free premium channels for about a month every year. I would record all the softcore porn I could, and label it something that my parents would never want to watch.

12/23/2010 3:33:01 PM

I remember playing good ol' Drug Wars back in the day I recently found a version for my phone that I'll sometimes play when I'm feeling nostalgic and bored lol.

12/23/2010 4:09:15 PM

i had some text game for my calculator called pimp quest or pimp master or something

12/23/2010 4:23:10 PM

Pimp Wars.

12/23/2010 4:38:02 PM

i always heard about these X-rated games for the original Atari 2600, but never knew anyone who had them.


Custer's Revenge: goal is to avoid indian arrows and penetrate the captive indian princess.




Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em goal is to manuever naked ladies to swallow cum shots raining down on them from a man moving rapidly across the rooftops




Good thing I never found them. I would have been severely disappointed. there are a few others, but they're even worse.





[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2010 4:49:21 PM

^yeah Angry Video Game Nerd has one of his episodes going over all of those games

12/23/2010 8:38:26 PM

I thought this was going to be about

12/23/2010 8:55:42 PM

Jesus, that is one hell of a bush

12/23/2010 8:58:23 PM

FUCKING HOT. That, you metro faggots, is how a womans cunt should look like.

12/23/2010 9:59:15 PM

that's one hot taint

12/23/2010 10:21:39 PM

I can handle bush, but I never want a woman's asshole to be hairier than mine.

12/24/2010 1:21:31 AM

FUCKING HOT. That, you metro faggots, is how a womans cunt should look like.

12/24/2010 12:06:35 PM

Quote :

"back in the 80's times were tough, yo "

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" 30dec99"

Compute, it does not.

12/24/2010 12:15:34 PM