http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/boy-13-busted-illegal-marker-possession

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"Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession Oklahoma City math teacher in citizen's arrest of student permanent marker DECEMBER 22--A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance. According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.” Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it. Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook. Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.” A police spokesman referred to the student’s bust as a “citizen’s arrest” effectuated by Woodside. The marker ban--which apparently is aimed at curbing graffiti--stems from a city ordinance making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner’s permission). (2 pages)"

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[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 9:06 PM. Reason : lkj]

12/22/2010 9:03:59 PM

i don't want to read all the bolded sections can someone give me a summary?

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12/22/2010 9:05:47 PM

Ridiculous.

12/22/2010 9:06:29 PM

debolded a little

12/22/2010 9:06:59 PM

Allow me to restate... its not really the quantity, its the ratio

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12/22/2010 9:08:45 PM

i bet they dont know that you can sniff them there markers and get high-like

12/22/2010 9:11:34 PM

what a cunt

12/22/2010 9:16:29 PM

I want to see what indy thinks of this

12/22/2010 9:20:38 PM

A school is private property?

12/22/2010 9:48:44 PM

that's what i was gonna ask

12/22/2010 9:58:44 PM

1. When did a school become private property?

2. How big of a cunt is this teacher? Seriously. Now the kid has a criminal record over a marker? And she's a fan of Sharpie?

3. WTF?

12/22/2010 10:05:07 PM

^,^^

When I saw the pic I thought for half a sec that the kid fucked that hambeast.

12/22/2010 10:05:47 PM

Quote :

"A school is private property? "

this

12/22/2010 10:06:45 PM

the kid is an illegal

let him fry

12/22/2010 10:07:20 PM

the school isn't private property, but maybe the desk is? i dunno

12/22/2010 10:08:35 PM

absolutely ridiculous

12/22/2010 10:12:50 PM

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"When I saw the pic I thought for half a sec that the kid fucked that hambeast."

for a brief second, I thought so too. But the actual article was just as fucked up.

12/22/2010 10:13:05 PM

Quite obviously, this woman is in need of dick. Bad. That's why she's acting like this.

Which one of you brave men will step up to satisfy her sandy twat?
Please....think of the children.

12/22/2010 10:14:40 PM

It seems since you thought of it, you're the volunteer.

lol


That is one ugly ass woman.

12/22/2010 10:18:02 PM

not it

12/22/2010 10:18:51 PM

She sure is breathtaking.

12/22/2010 10:19:01 PM

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"It seems since you thought of it, you're the volunteer. lol"

Fuck!

12/22/2010 10:19:41 PM

She looks like the sunny D and rum lady...

12/22/2010 10:23:35 PM

she looks like a goddamn slobbargoat!!1one

12/22/2010 10:24:53 PM

what is this, I don't even...

12/22/2010 10:27:36 PM

black student

12/22/2010 10:28:01 PM

12/22/2010 10:29:33 PM

lol alvin schwartz

MORE SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK



[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2010 10:30:16 PM

^^I totally have that book somewhere...

12/22/2010 10:41:56 PM

Me, too.

And, AHA, that lady's giant forehead balances out her neck fat.

12/22/2010 11:19:50 PM

12/23/2010 12:24:13 AM

First

World

Problems

12/23/2010 12:29:36 AM

Quote :

"Quite obviously, this woman is in need of dick. Bad. That's why she's acting like this. Which one of you brave men will step up to satisfy her sandy twat? Please....think of the children....that you might accidentally have with her"

12/23/2010 1:03:30 AM

Ha


How many cats do you suppose she has?

12/23/2010 5:36:51 AM

Yeah, I bet she is single. And a virgin.

12/23/2010 7:18:06 AM

10 cats.

12/23/2010 8:06:16 AM

10 or more cats

12/23/2010 8:52:47 AM

12/23/2010 9:02:22 AM

10 times 10 cats.

though i bet she has a kickass sharpie collection.

12/23/2010 9:09:05 AM

I am pretty sure a school is not private property to a student....

12/23/2010 9:19:19 AM

When I saw her picture I immediately thought, "BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE! HO HO HO!"

12/23/2010 9:21:09 AM