State Oz All American 1897 Posts user info edit post |
Who's getting some? 12/25/2010 4:00:55 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114232 Posts user info edit post |
not I 12/25/2010 4:04:35 AM |
anonymous All American 9627 Posts user info edit post |
posserbly 12/25/2010 4:14:51 AM |
ecnainedlufh All American 727 Posts user info edit post |
Time of the month always happens on holidays. I never get holiday nookie 12/25/2010 4:19:14 AM |
State Oz All American 1897 Posts user info edit post |
getting mine here in about ~10 mins 12/25/2010 4:34:38 AM |
anonymous All American 9627 Posts user info edit post |
oh yea gf starts taking the WHITE pills tomorrow...so i better get it while i can 12/25/2010 5:59:35 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to the bar tonight to troll for lonely single girls. Should be like shooting fish in a barrel. 12/25/2010 8:08:52 AM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
^ Hahaha
This has got to be even better than Valentine's for the Lonely Hearts Club gatherings.
I will be sleeping alone or I'll share a bed with the other kind of Christmas pussy (Peaches, the cat). 12/25/2010 8:25:38 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
It's much better. The lonely valentines girls are usually bat shit crazy. 12/25/2010 8:45:08 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
yeah these people just want a person...not the person... 12/25/2010 9:11:29 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
^ I said that about myself last night to a friend 12/25/2010 9:51:09 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm going to the bar tonight to troll for lonely single girls. Should be like shooting fish in a barrel." | Ditto . . . problem is, my only weapon is a nerf gun
Quote : | "yeah these people just want a person" | A surprising number of women want this . . . for every birthday that ticks by for a single woman, the bar gets just a little bit lower.
[Edited on December 25, 2010 at 10:40 AM. Reason : .]12/25/2010 10:38:15 AM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure I've never gotten Christmas pussy. Always been stuck with the family. 12/25/2010 10:40:25 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
oh i will
but it'll probably be later
does it still count if it's after midnight or should i thrust for earlier 12/25/2010 11:27:37 AM |
Jeepman All American 5882 Posts user info edit post |
nope. 12/25/2010 11:57:01 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Its called christmas trim, dunce 12/25/2010 2:23:03 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Well nevermind point is moot now anyway
[Edited on December 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : I don't smoke] 12/25/2010 2:52:21 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
the only i will be getting is the cat sitting on my lap 12/25/2010 2:53:58 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
oh I'll sit on your lap alright 12/25/2010 3:06:31 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
haaaaaaaaaaaaay 12/25/2010 3:19:25 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like some Christmas Strange. 12/25/2010 3:24:05 PM |
roguewarrior All American 10887 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Time of the month always happens on holidays. I never get holiday nookie" |
12/25/2010 4:23:48 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Stuck at work. Weather doesn't take a holiday so I suppose neither do I (I mean, someone has to ensure you folks get your white Christmas). Tomorrow holds some potential though. 12/25/2010 4:33:22 PM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
Not til Wednesday 12/25/2010 5:08:49 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Imma try! 12/25/2010 5:21:27 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
ha, the guy in front of me at CVS had a box of Trojans and an assortment of lubes so he must be planning on it. 12/25/2010 5:33:49 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like he was planning on gettin some Christmas ass. 12/25/2010 5:54:49 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
I won't be getting any, unless I go hit the bars lookin for some christmas strange. 12/25/2010 6:51:03 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "christmas strange" |
hahahahaha12/25/2010 6:51:54 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
yeah. Even though I spent Christmas day with the parents and my sister's family, still sucks a little to be hanging at the house alone on the holidays.
12/25/2010 6:56:18 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ASSORTMENT
OF
LUBES" |
12/25/2010 7:02:39 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
^lol 12/25/2010 7:07:08 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
If the damn woman ever calls, yes.
I mean come on! 12/25/2010 7:15:39 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
as soon as we find her phone, she'll holler at ya. j/k
Now, GO PUT SOME FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING!! HOLLER!! 12/25/2010 7:22:24 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
hey bastards, this is Jesus' day... you can put off being shot down by women for one day 12/25/2010 8:11:24 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
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ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Nope! 12/25/2010 11:17:34 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
<== failed 12/25/2010 11:27:08 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
who can get here in less than 25 minutes?? 12/25/2010 11:33:22 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
The only women I've so much as seen since being home are either related to me by blood, married to good friends, or lesbians. 12/26/2010 1:00:13 AM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
12/26/2010 3:18:56 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
What about day after Christmas?
I STILL HAVE TIME! 12/26/2010 4:18:07 AM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
you were supposed to hang out with me diva 12/26/2010 4:42:25 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
We can still hang out. 12/26/2010 8:41:37 AM |