Glad it was a relatively-ghost shit or I would've had to jump in the shower

12/25/2010 11:23:43 PM

I have scavenged from the trash a few times, ole crusty snot rags make a good ass wipe.

12/25/2010 11:42:43 PM

^gross

12/25/2010 11:45:05 PM

12/25/2010 11:45:28 PM

If you have encountered this often then you have learned how to ration the available toilet paper and make every last inch count. I once wiped three times with the same square of toilet paper. I also tore the cardboard toilet paper roll in half and used each piece twice. I washed my hands for about 10 minutes after that incident.

12/26/2010 1:19:47 PM

hand is a last resort, start tearing strips off your undershirt

12/26/2010 1:21:35 PM

I keep extra rolls right next to the toilet so I don't get stuck in the situations as you nasty fucks.

12/26/2010 1:21:56 PM

^You're not always at home when these things happen.

12/26/2010 1:25:44 PM

That's why you only take shits at home.

12/26/2010 1:30:43 PM

What does TP have to do with flashing the peace sign?

12/26/2010 1:35:06 PM

1) do what you can with what you've got.

2) walk to another bathroom.

3) finish the job.

or

just call in for backup.

12/26/2010 2:23:47 PM

You can't spare one square?

12/26/2010 3:06:13 PM

when I was a little kid, my solution to this problem was always to take that last sheet of toilet paper and stick it up my ass

not sure if this did any good, but it seemed like the logical thing to do

12/26/2010 10:16:20 PM

ever shit in a litter tray?

12/26/2010 10:17:26 PM

I'd take my sock off if it was a dire emergency.

12/26/2010 10:32:29 PM

Quote :

"when I was a little kid, my solution to this problem was always to take that last sheet of toilet paper and stick it up my ass "

wtf

12/26/2010 10:48:41 PM

Quote :

"when I was a little kid, my solution to this problem was always to take that last sheet of toilet paper and stick it up my ass not sure if this did any good, but it seemed like the logical thing to do"

Can't stop laughing at this.

I've been in the situation at a friend's house before. Was there for the weekend and was using the guest bathroom. No more tp...so naturally I hop in the shower for a quick rinse off. Otherwise, I always make sure to locate more tp if I notice there is little left prior to sitting down.

12/26/2010 11:03:49 PM

I bought a pack of TP at the store today

which is certainly the best solution to this problem

12/26/2010 11:57:24 PM

I would think you should be able to get what you need done by tearing the roll up.

If you use a public toilet, you're an idiot for not checking the roll BEFORE you start your business.

12/27/2010 1:27:51 AM

I expressed my disapproval of my parents' choice of tp and likened it to sandpaper. Then I proceded to check every bathroom for softer paper to find it was the same terrible stuff in all of them.

12/27/2010 1:29:06 AM

Quote :

"CHERRY PICKIN SNOTTIES"

12/27/2010 1:38:46 AM

sometimes, if you finagle your asscheeks into the right position on the throne, one can completely avoid any residual doo-doo skidmarks in and around your bunghole. Sacrificing comfort for a quick exit or no TP ordeal!

12/27/2010 11:00:40 AM