possibly the first time of my life. I know it's christmas and the ladies are desperate. but it still counts

12/26/2010 2:34:32 AM

good job sir

12/26/2010 2:35:16 AM

i.e. your first non-call back

12/26/2010 2:46:34 AM

^ no no no, she asked me. We're hiking the john Muir trail. at least those were the drunken conversations that we exchanged.

12/26/2010 3:11:04 AM

You should call her now. It shows you are assertive and punctual.

12/26/2010 3:12:06 AM

^yeah right that will mean he is desperate

he should call her in 2 hours

12/26/2010 3:16:09 AM

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"You should call her now. It shows you are assertive and punctual."

12/26/2010 5:00:42 AM

what are you east coast kids still doing up?

12/26/2010 5:08:27 AM

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"i.e. your first non-call back"

12/26/2010 6:39:06 AM

wait a few days so she knows you are not desperate

12/26/2010 8:48:55 AM

And a follow up friend request. Maybe she's the desperate one?

12/26/2010 12:25:39 PM

12/26/2010 12:26:54 PM

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"^ no no no, she asked me. We're hiking the john Muir trail. at least those were the drunken conversations that we exchanged. "

If she's hot and nice AND she wants to hike John Muir, then she's a keeper. That's awesome!

Unless, of course, she's crazy.

12/26/2010 12:42:15 PM

You know he was like, "Girl, give me them digits."

12/26/2010 3:08:26 PM

Screw the do not call back immediately formula...if you like her, call her, just don't be a nuisance.....there is a way to do it without sounding desperate.....

12/26/2010 6:21:18 PM

Call her and establish a timeline when you are going to get in her pants, it shows you are organized and goal oriented.

12/26/2010 7:17:19 PM

Just confirmed we are in fact going to hike the John Muir trail.

12/27/2010 1:17:34 AM

I should really get your number.

12/27/2010 1:40:32 AM

Look Travis, don't come crying to me when she turns out to have a nine inch penis which she uses to rape you before the subsequent murder.

Mostly because if you did so you'd be a zombie and I'd have to destroy your braincase.

12/27/2010 2:02:03 AM

Her accomplices will be waiting there to mug you.

12/27/2010 2:12:05 AM

Tonight on WRAL.. a woman claims she was raped on the John Muir trail.. more at 11

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries.. there's a rapist on the loose.. the only know information is this message board username 1985..

12/27/2010 2:39:51 AM

so nobodys gonna bring up the point that it's sad as fuck that someone who's 25 just got his first number and then thought it'd be okay to brag about it on the internet?


I have to be that asshole?...fine


you're a nerd...loser

12/27/2010 2:46:15 AM

i'm sure he just meant it was the first time he accepted a number from a chick that was his caliber or whatev

12/27/2010 2:51:12 AM

you realize you're on tww right?

12/27/2010 2:52:41 AM

well the OP seems to have done a lot more interesting things than the average wolfweb playa who spends his life drinking and trying to bag ugly chicks

12/27/2010 2:57:39 AM

fat ugly nerds can do interesting things too

12/27/2010 3:02:49 AM

well, they are probably proud when they meet someone genuinely interested in them too

12/27/2010 3:13:26 AM

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"well the OP seems to have done a lot more interesting things than the average wolfweb playa who spends his life drinking and trying to bag ugly chicks "

Lot of time to do cool shit when you're not banging chicks. Masturbation is quick and requires no preparation.

OP has done a ton of amazing stuff...but I would have been a lot more productive over the years if I hadn't been involved with wimmenz.

12/27/2010 7:53:05 AM

I managed to do both

12/27/2010 8:45:02 AM

Oh saps852, why-ya gotta be so mean. More importantly though, I’m astonished that you’d judge the value of someone’s life on their relationship history alone. If that’s the only demarcation of success we have, then what a horrendously flat society we live.

And Ian, It's a long zombie walk from California to North Carolina. Don't be offended, but you're pretty far down on my list of people I'd eat if I turned into a zombie rapist.

Thanks GREEN JAY

12/27/2010 2:28:43 PM

look Travis... just be sure to have fun and remember that several STD's are not preventable by the use of a condom. Oh, and that sheep skin condoms only prevent pregnancy.

Have fun

12/28/2010 4:31:35 PM

Travis, remember that the only God-approved method of birth control is the pull-and-pray method. You may want to pray twice, for good measure. And for extra godliness.

12/28/2010 4:34:23 PM

saps bringing the lolz

12/28/2010 4:42:26 PM

^^ that's right because cons suck and BC pills totally take the fun out of it.

12/28/2010 4:51:17 PM

BC pills bring on the cray cray. Emotional wreck FTL.

12/28/2010 4:55:39 PM

12/28/2010 4:57:57 PM

My first g/f broke up with me after she went on BC. Her sex drive changed and her whole demeanor changed. I guess I can't really conclusively say that the BC caused this, but it was pretty much night and day after she started it up.

12/28/2010 4:58:09 PM

BC can make people completely change. I used to cry at least once a week for no reason. Then I quit the BC and I can't remember the last time I cried. This makes it hard for me to want to be in a relationship ever again.

12/28/2010 5:04:01 PM

the last part of your statement made me all...

wait...wut.

12/28/2010 5:05:08 PM

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"er sex drive changed and her whole demeanor changed"

Sorry man, not to be a h8r, but sex drive for women usually slows down as the relationship gets longer. I'm pretty sure that most married couples prolly have sex 2-4 times per month. I'm not sure what the cause is but it sucks for men as our sex drive stays stagnant at the least but usually grows.

12/28/2010 5:05:33 PM

^ Ummmm. no.

It was an abrupt change, not over time. It went from at least once per day one week to like once every two weeks immediately after BC was introduced. And it was (at least) once per day for the first 1.5 years we were dating.

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 5:08 PM. Reason : clarify]

12/28/2010 5:07:03 PM

^^^ I mean get jiggy with it.

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 5:07 PM. Reason : e]

12/28/2010 5:07:14 PM

Well, there's condoms and he could always...you know...use the other hole.

12/28/2010 5:09:08 PM

ahahaha

my gf got back together with her ex for a holiday party just a couple of weeks ago and they were about to hook up, then she realized she wasn't on bc

so she let him in through the back door

he has not called her since

12/28/2010 5:10:30 PM

Sounds like that guy is fail.

You do know he could have just pulled out, right? That works? right? You know, the rhythm method and junk.

12/28/2010 5:12:45 PM

how is babby formed?

12/28/2010 5:18:35 PM

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"my gf got back together with her ex for a holiday party just a couple of weeks ago and they were about to hook up, then she realized she wasn't on bc "

Your gf prolly should not have let them back in because he was just lookin to get some ass and leave (no pun here). Guys do this and brag about it all the time.

You should preach to fellow females to shut the pussy down once the man has left them, because odds are they aren't looking to get back into something serious. They just want to mess around and leave again.

12/28/2010 5:27:33 PM

I know! I told her not to do it.

12/28/2010 5:35:14 PM

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"You should preach to fellow females to shut the pussy down "

Never do this.

12/28/2010 5:42:35 PM

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"fat ugly nerds can do interesting things too"

look not to be a prick but you have one fully functional limb and you're going to talk shit about how other people look?

12/28/2010 6:39:50 PM