there's someone at the door!!!

12/27/2010 8:44:57 PM

yay i am happy!

12/27/2010 8:45:36 PM

WOOF!

12/27/2010 8:45:46 PM

Roof?

12/27/2010 8:45:50 PM

fuck you I'm a dog

12/27/2010 8:45:52 PM

there's no food

12/27/2010 8:47:18 PM

STOP HAVING SEX, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

12/27/2010 8:47:23 PM

i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix plz deliver

12/27/2010 8:49:41 PM

mmm, my balls taste good!

12/27/2010 8:49:45 PM

sure, ill jump down these 8-foot high steps

12/27/2010 8:54:20 PM

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

12/27/2010 8:55:10 PM

I don't want to get up

I don't want to get up

I don't want to get up

I don't want to get up

I don't want to get up

I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING GET UP!

12/27/2010 8:59:03 PM

I can have cheeseburger?

12/27/2010 9:00:38 PM

i don't want to pee in the snow so i will peeeeeeeeeeee in the fireplace eehheeehhheeehheee

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : b]

12/27/2010 9:00:39 PM

^ Why is your dog suicidal?

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : OH FUCK YOU!]

12/27/2010 9:01:25 PM

ITS BACON!

12/27/2010 9:03:36 PM

Oh my god, I dont think you know how much I love having my belly rubbed.

12/27/2010 9:04:45 PM

HOLY SHIT, I'M A TALKING DOG! I'M GONNA BE RICH!

12/27/2010 9:12:52 PM

my name's not Muffins, it's Harold!

12/27/2010 9:22:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOL6C8JoS1g

12/27/2010 9:23:39 PM

iheartantifreeze!!!

nomnomnomnomnom

12/27/2010 9:23:46 PM

You masturbate a lot when I'm in the room.

12/27/2010 9:25:44 PM

12/27/2010 9:50:52 PM

SQUIRREL

12/27/2010 10:54:49 PM

12/27/2010 10:58:14 PM

Yo, how's it going?

12/27/2010 11:05:02 PM

Let me go you fucking tyrant. This apartment is boring as fuck when you leave.

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

12/27/2010 11:05:10 PM

THE TAIL IS BACK

gottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetit
gottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetit
gottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottagetit
gottagetitgottagetitgottagetitgottaget--*crash*

12/27/2010 11:08:38 PM

i swear it's fucking fine, maureen. i just had a hard day at the office. some days i just don't know how much more i can take. for fuck's sake, they expect you to jump through hoops for a treat nowadays. it used to be all sunshine and roses and chasing cats--all a dog had to do was lick his own balls to get a bone and a belly scratch. i tell you, that's not how it is anymore. no, now i really have to roll over and take it from the master to get anything.

12/27/2010 11:08:56 PM

smell my breath
ehee

12/27/2010 11:16:52 PM

Yes, I do know how bad my farts smell.

12/27/2010 11:21:26 PM

If I only had thumbs......






Fucking door.

12/28/2010 12:26:34 AM

You're going to cut my WHAT off!?!? Fuck you!

12/28/2010 1:50:59 AM

Are you going to pet me?
Well?
Are you going to pet me?
:wags tail:
How can you resist this cuteness?
Are you going to pet me?

12/28/2010 5:06:04 AM

^that would be my dog.

12/28/2010 6:18:11 AM

i want my name to be spaghetti.

12/28/2010 6:56:12 AM

I'll have what you're having

12/28/2010 7:04:13 AM

Right now my dog is saying...."I GOTTA PEE! I GOTTA PEE! OH MY GOD I REALLY GOTTA PEEEEEE!!!"

12/28/2010 7:07:08 AM

Can you please tell the cat to stop biting me between the eyes?
HOLY SHIT! DID YOU JUST SAY OUTSIDE??? oh . . no . . no you didn't.
TOY!!! SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
OMFG YOU'RE PUTTING ON SOCKS!!!!! WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE!!!!!!! oh . . no . . we're not. OMFG YOU'RE BRUSHING YOUR HAIR WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?! OMFG YOU'RE WRITING ON PAPER IN THE KITCHEN WHERE ARE WE GOING!??! OMFG YOU TURNED OFF THE TV!! Wait . . am I going to bed or are we going outside? wait . . are. are we . which way are you going .. this way? no this way? oh, that way okay bedtime.
*after doing side step dances to anticipate what i'm going to do and ends up putting himself to bed in the kennel when I move in that direction*

12/28/2010 7:49:59 AM

Damn. That human's leg looks sexy as fuck. I'm going for it...

12/28/2010 9:03:39 AM

"DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

12/28/2010 9:37:42 AM

^^ lol

12/28/2010 9:40:37 AM